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Anonymous 4 days ago 55797858: >>55797485 (OP) >be me to showers] >chad body, assburgers mindset >don't be blond twink who squats in the smith machine >don't want to stare [retreats >he has thot levels of thick glutes >tiny wasp waist and slim hips >some modest muscle development in arms and chest >nothing compared to his massive glutes >weird and obscene body type that puzzles me COVER YOUR N------ >still be me t thanks.. >happen to come into locker room right after twink comes out of showers with a towel wrapped around his hips >don't be old beergut retiree boomer who spends seven hours a day in the sauna and in the locker room, every single day >beergut guy is walking around bare naked like usual >see things happening as if in slow motion >gym twink is trying to get his clothes from his locker while his towel slowly slides down >huge glutes are in danger of exposure >old beergut guy approaches reaching for the twink >not sure what he's trying to do but I don't like it >jump up in between them and yell >"Touch him and I'll tear you limb from limb." Didn't know my voice goes that low >old beergut skedaddles back into the sauna >turn around, look down at gym twink >he stutters, th-thanks >say 'Cover your n------." >turn around and head to the showers, still in shorts and socks >stay in there thirty minutes >he's gone when I come out How do I save this, /fit/? 21 REPLIES

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File: IMG_1723.jpg (89 KB, 950x950) > after a while he answers less and less > buys a phone that only has calls on it Miss my friend Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:29:50 No.32338271 >>32340765 >>32340815 >>32340988 >>32340998 > be me > move to a new city and switch schools just before 4th grade > thissucks.png > first day of class > sit next to some random dude > teacher starts roll call > calls his name just before mine >mfw we become friends >mfw we stayed friends since then up to the end of hs >mfw he's one of mine if not my best friend > 11th grade starts > becomes extremely religious (this happened over the course of HS) > decides to leave school and become completely religious > sad to see him go but keep in contact cuz I love my friend > goes to a monastery to be completely isolated > loose contact as he's completely obsessed with religion and scripture and cannot talk about anything else and also cannot accept nor hear any opinion other than the one his religious sect deems right (we're both religious) > last time we talked felt like talking to a stranger, completely different then my old friend >mfw I lost a friend just like that > ffs today > be bored at work > decide to read our old chats > makes me tear up I miss you bro How do you cope with this? He was such a good friend and it still hurts
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