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: Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)15:52:14 No.857691519 >be me >20 mins ago >dropping off some logs in the work bathroom >Andysixx.slidd >ate 4 bowls of my nans homemade 17 KB JPG curry last night >the foulness coming out of me is insane >hear the door open and a customer walk in with a small child >hear the man cough slightly and the child start instantly complaining about the stench >'dad dad it really stin >laugh to myself >the father encourages the child to use the restroom as I'm still absolutely polluting the air >suddenly hear retching >unmistakable sound of vomit hitting the floor >holyshitthekidthewup.kek >trying to contain my laughter whilst wiping >kids still crying and throwing up syuckkk' >'dad it stiiinkkkkss' >I can't hold it anymore and burst out laughing like an actual madman hyena >hear the father grumble something and pick up his child and walk out >l'm still howling >finish my disgusting business but don't flush and exit the bathroom >walk out and see a man holding a visibly ill child speaking to my manager and looking in my direction >what the f--- >the pair exit the restaurant and my manager motions me over >'did you cause an extremely bad stink in the bathroom and laugh about it when it made that dudes kid throw up' >reply simply 'yeah it was funny' >manager turns out to be an actual bro and cracks up laughing >gives me a fist bump and tells me I can take home an extra serving of whatever the daily special is plus a bottle of cheap wine >hear later that another customer complained of the lingering smell so one of the waitresses had to go in there and flush it >honestly the most productive day I've had in a long time >nana is making more curry next week

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