Furries / Furry - Wild Nacatl by Wayne Reynolds

>Alara pre-release
>Playing draft
>Add this to my deck telling myself that it's because it happens to be a great card and not because I'm already kinda stiff
>I'm not a furry though. Furries are perverts and cringe.
>Matched against my brother
>Open with this
>My brother picks it up and squints
"Is that… A leopard wearing a bra?"
>Looks at me with concern while passing turn
>Ohshithesuspects
>Stutter autistically
"Y-yes. It's my sexy leopard. Now h-hug my sexy leopard!"
>Attack with Wild Nacatl
>(Heck yeah, that was a good retort.)
>Look smug
>Win match
>Have a good rest of the evening

>Go home
>Alone in room
>Get out Wild Nacatl from new cards
>Jack off to it furiously
>I'm not a furry though. Furries are perverts and cringe.

I think that award goes to Kemba.