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O Anonymous 11/27/12/(Tue)10:45:52 UTC-5 No.13501397 O Replies: 2>13502049 >>13502437 2>13504421 File: 1354031152877.jpg-(188 KB, 850x850, 171067_1426437120352_1815(.).jpg) EGO * O Anonymous 11/27/12/(Tue)11:00:44 UTC-5 No.13501464 ! Replies: >13501474 >>13502049 >>13502437 >> O Anonymous 11/27/12/(Tue)12:17:48 UTC-5 No.13501976 A Replies: >>13501980 >>13502437 AS SEEN BY USER OF. >>13501459 >>13501971, the nugget is far superior! At an indoor range. AR15: Gets people's attention because of it's wonderful accuracy. AK47: Gets people's attention because of it's rugged reliability. Mosin-Nagant: Gets people's attention because muzzle flash sets off sprinkler system! AR15: Lots of fancy optics available AK47: You can bolt some stuff to the side AR15: You can pick off prairie dogs at 300 meters all day long AK47: You can pick off a deer pretty easy at 300 meters Mosin-Nagant: You get out of your truck, see an elk on top of a hill, and realize you really can use iron sights that far. Mosin-Nagant: Who cares about optics when the barrel is long enough to smack the enemy over the head without even leaving your foxhole. AR15: Used by special forces to kill terrorists AK47: Used by revolutionaries and any two bit nation's illiterate conscripts to kill each other Mosin-Nagant: Used by Simo Häyhä to kill Russian conscripts As for accurizing. AR15: You buy match grade components installed by professional gunsmith and spend thousands of dollars. AK47: You buy GOOD ammo and optics and spend hundreds of dollars. Mosin-Nagant: You use an empty soda can, some sand paper and spend seven bucks! AR15: You measure your misses by sub MOA measurements AK47: You miss and, and aim a bit lower this time. Mosin-Nagant: Even if you miss the shockwave of the bullet will kill the animal. AR15: Requires over 1000 rounds to break in AK47: May need some breaking in Mosin-Nagant: The stripper clips require more breaking in AR15: You are careful to keep in clean in the field. AK47: You don't worry so much about some dirt getting in it. Mosin-Nagant: It still has gritty grease inside it from when the Finnish army put it into storage. AR15: You can put one hole in a paper target at 100 meters with 30 rounds. AK47: You can put a 30" hole through 12" of oak, if you can hit it. Mosin-Nagant: You can knock down everyone else's target with the shock wave of your bullet going downrange. AR15: Can take down smaller sized game. AK47: Can take down average sized game. Mosin-Nagant: Can take down satellites. AR15: Your bayonet will do an alright job of butchering your kill if needed. AK47: The bayonet doubles as a decent hunting knife. Mosin-Nagant: Your bayonet can be used to spit roast an entire pig. AR15: When out of ammo, your rifle makes a great whifle bat. AK47: When out of ammo your rifle will nominally pass as a club. Mosin-Nagant: When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club, pike, boat oar, tent pole, or firewood. AR15: Invented 50 years ago by a consummate engineer AK47: Invented 60 years ago by wounded tank sergeant Mosin-Nagant: Invented 117 years ago by two drunks on a budget. AR15: What's recoil? AR15: Nice and light for carrying over obstructions. AK47: Handy package for carrying over obstructions. Mosin-Nagant: You can pole vault over obstructions. AK47: Recoil is manageable, even fun. Mosin-Nagant: Recoil is often used to relocate shoulders thrown out by the previous shot. AR15: Star wars AK47: Holy wars Mosin-Nagant: Class wars AR15: Can't run dry or you get seizure. AK47: Can run dry, but may cause laquered ammo to stick in chamber. Mosin-Nagant: Just handling the bolt gives it enough oil to operate smoothly. AR15: Your sight adjustment is incremented in fractions of minute of angle. AK47: Your sight adjustment goes to "10", and you've never bothered moving it. sin-Nagant: Your sight adjustment goes to 12 miles and you've actually tried it. AR15: Makes small holes AK47: Makes big holes Mosin-Nagant: Makes black holes AR15: After a day at the range, you detail strip your rifle and thoroughly clean and lubricate it with only the best products. AK47: After a day of shooting out back you run a quick patch through the bore and throw your rifle in the back of your truck. Mosin-Nagant: Cleaning..and maintenance? O Anonymous 11/27/12/(Tue)10:49:39 UTC-5 No.13501416 9 Replies: >>13501424 >>13502049 >13502437 What your wife does after she finds out you spent the tax refund / stimulus payment on a - AR15: She yells at you for spending the whole thing on a plastic varmint rifle. AK47: She is disappointed at what an ugly rifle you spent half of it on. Mosin-Nagant: She doesn't even notice the Mosin-Nagant because of the diamond ring you got her with all the left over cash. O Anonymous 11/27/12/(Tue)11:03:38 UTC-5 No.13501474 9 Replies: >>13501480 >>13502049 >>13502437 AR15: Millennium Falcon >>13501464 AK47: Star Destroyer Mosin-Nagant: The Death Star AR15: Nice lightweight ammo can be carried in quantity. AK47: You can carry a chest pouch with lots of mags with no problem. Mosin-Nagant: Ammo is also used in tanks, and larger artillery pieces. AR15: Melts IN the fire AK47: Starts ON fire O Anonymous 11/27/12/(Tue)12:18:21 UTC-5 No.13501980 9 Replies: >>13501983 >>13502437 Domestic uses of the bayonet: AR15: You affix it to your rifle and use it as a dibble to plant tulip bulbs in the garden. AK47: You affix it to your rifle and use it to trim low-hanging tree branches. Mosin-Nagant: You affix it to your rifle, accidentally stab it into the ceiling and bring down a square foot of plaster. Mosin-Nagant: Starts THE fire >>13501976 AR15: With a custom barrel, Varmint Scope, and gunsmith trigger job, you can vaporize prairie dogs at 600 yards. AK47: With a good rain, you can wait hidden in the mud at the side of a watering hole and wait for the game to come to you for a shot within 10 yards. Mosin-Nagant: With a solid shooting position, you can hit that deer on the other side of the valley... and recover the bullet in the tree it was standing in As for accessories. AR15: You have a never ending list of high dollar tacticool accessories. AK47: You have a never ending list of Chinese made tacticool accessories. Mosin-Nagant: You have carry strap and ammo what more you need comrade? AR15: Comes in Pink Hello Kitty and Barbie AK47: Comes in Pink Hello Kitty Mosin-Nagant: What's pink? front of. AR15: You can buy 100 round magazines that require dry-carbon lubricant. AK47: You can do push-ups on your 30 round steel mag (Saw this in a SPETSNATZ documentary). Mosin-Nagant: You can use the buttstock to pound in a tent stake and if you don't have tent stakes, the bayonet will work as one. AR15: Cost a lot of money AK47: Cost some money Mosin-Nagant: free with purchase of bayonet AR15: Iran-Contra was a cover-up AK47: Afghanistan (1980) was Mosin-Nagant: Chernobyll was a cover-up cover-up AR-15: Carried by elite special forces and highly-trained American soldiers AK-47: Carried by illiterate peons and unwilling conscripts. Mosin-Nagant-Nagant: Carried by Vassily Zaitsev. AR15: Backordered. You call the thing with the ammo in it a "clip" and... AR15: Your buddies glare at you and don't speak to you for a month. AK47: Your buddies smile at you with their gold teeth and "blast another cap." Mosin-Nagant: Your buddies smile at you because it's one of the few times you all get to call something a "clip".. and be right. AK47: Backordered, Mosin-Nagant: Mail ordered. O Anonymous 11/27/12/(Tue)10:51:22 UTC-5 No.13501424 ! Replies: >>13501430 >>13502049 >>13502437 AR15: When out of ammo you would rather die than risk damaging your $1200 rifle buy using it as a club. AK47: When out of ammo your rifle makes a nice club. Mosin-Nagant: Your rifle is a club that can shoot people. >>13501416 AR15: Clean with fancy lubes and solvents with special tools. AK47: Clean? In Soviet Russia AK clean you! Mosin-Nagant: Squirt some Windex down the bore. Ready for another 500 rounds tomorrow! AR15: Might just stop that charging terrorist with a three round burst AK47: Would stop the terrorist in his tracks Mosin-Nagant: Would stop the charging terrorist, his three buddies, and blow up the IED in the next block from the shockwave of the bullet... AR15: When on patrol in Vietnam ammo is so light you can carry around 900 rounds of ammo with you. AK47: When patrolling your warlord's territory, you carry all the ammo you need in the back of a technical. Mosin-Nagant: When sent to battle at Stalingrad you are only issued a stripper clip of ammunition and told that you would find your rifle laying on the AR15: You can be an expert with this rifle after basic training AK47: You can be an expert with this rifle after a seminar at the Holiday Inn on AKs Mosin-Nagant: You can be an expert with this rifle after spending 30 minutes on the internet reading forums, and watching youtube videos ground. AR15: Shoots a 22. AK47: Shoots a carbine round. Mosin-Nagant: Shoots a cannonball. AR15: Got it by joining army AK47: Got it with one paycheck Mosin-Nagant: Got it by saving beer cans * O Anonymous 11/27/12/(Tue)11:04:59 UTC-5 No.13501480 O Replies: >>13501488 >>13501538 >13502049 >>13502437 AR15: Shot by the free world AK47: Shot at the free world >>13501474 On prairie dogs: AR15: You sit back with your buddies poopin them all day long 651 hits 3 misses. AK47: You and another person go to a dog-town fire 4,000 rounds and each get one be cause they were 8 feet away and deaf. Mosin-Nagant: You go with 3 other people get the first shot at the first P-dog you see and wipe out the entire colony, leaving a crater that the people who find it claim was a meteor impact. Mosin-Nagant: Almost free to shoot AR15: Shoot it in the air it goes a mile AK47: Shoot it in the air it goes 1/2 a mile Mosin-Nagant: Shoot it in the air and someone in Berlin gets hit by a bullet. AR15: Can shoot a squirrel and have a great meal AK47: Can shoot a squirrel and have some meat left to eat. Mosin-Nagant: There is a tail left around here somewhere. AR15: Puts some countries air force to shame AR15: Made out of used cars and recycled milk jugs AK47: Made out of oil rigs and packing crates Mosin-Nagant: Made out of old water pipe and goat carts Regarding muzzle blast: AR15: Makes a popping sound that is hardly noticed at a public range. AK47: Makes a hearty boom that usually gets noticed at a public range. Mosin-Nagant: Makes the Earth tremble and two guys in Bavaria look at each other and ask "vat da hell vas dat?!" AK47: Used by countries who can't afford an air force Mosin-Nagant: Could be used to take down an air force AR15: Sounds like a pop gun AK47: Sounds like a machine gun Mosin-Nagant: Sounds like the Trinity Atomic Blast AR15: Shoot one and you'll be owning one soon! AK47: Shoot one and you will buy some high capacity magazines and 1000 rounds of ammo Mosin-Nagant: Shoot one and you will own 15 and want another! O Anonymous 11/27/12/(Tue)12:18:55 UTC-5 No.13501983 O Replies: >>13501991 >>13502437 AR15: Goes pew pew pew AK47: Goes pow pow pow Mosin-Nagant: Goes BO00000OM! >>13501980 O Anonymous 11/27/12/(Tue)10:52:20 UTC-5 No.13501430 ! Replies: >13501436 >>13502049 >>13502437 AR15: Looks like a toy AK47: Looks cobbled together from spare parts Mosin-Nagant: Looks like a Kentucky Musket of DOOM! >>13501424 AR15: Sometimes mistaken for a toy AK47: Sometimes mistaken for random parts Mosin-Nagant: Sometimes mistaken for an artillery piece, or an anti-aircraft gun AR15: Made by a stoned Eugene AK47: Made by an injured Kalashnikov Mosin-Nagant: Made by a drunken Belgian and a crazy Ivan AR15: Sworn at by three generations of American soldiers and Marines AK47: Brought back as a proof of kill by Carlos Hathcock Mosin-Nagant: Carried by Samo Hayho, Vasili Ziatsev and feared on both sides of the battle line in the hands of snipers. Owners drink of choice AR15: Pray (it works) and spray AK47: Spray and pray(you hit something) Mosin-Nagant: The hammer of God AR15: Cognac AK47: Malt liquor Mosin-Nagant: Brake cleaner AR15: Flash suppressed, super stealthy AK47: Why worry about stealth when you and your comrades can pour a wall of lead onto the enemy? Mosin-Nagant: Blinds anybody within 150 meters who's not wearing welding goggles. AR15: Makes grown men laugh. AK47: Makes grown men cry. Mosin-Nagant: Makes grown men incontinent. AR15: Makes a tiny hole with no fragmentation or undue extra injury, in accordance with the Geneva Convention AK47: Makes a big hole and sometimes flings severed body parts around, not in accordance with the Geneva Convention Mosin-Nagant: One of the reasons the Geneva Convention was written AR15: Can use the bayonet to whittle AK47: Can use the bayonet to kill an enemy or butcher food Mosin-Nagant: Bayonet used to cut the sheet metal parts they use to make AR's and AK's AR15: Finicky when dirty. AK47: Still works when dirty. Mosin-Nagant: Arrives Dirty from the Distributor. > O Anonymous 11/27/12/(Tue)11:06:43 UTC-5 No.13501488 9 Replies: >>13501494 >>13501658 >>13502049 >>13502437 AR15: Underslung grenade launcher can take out a dug-in enemy at 300 meters AK47: Underslung grenade launcher makes a lot of noise and a huge dirt crater Mosin-Nagant: Who needs grenades when your bullets are so big they can kill tanks? >>13501480 AR15: Don't run over it... it will Break AK47: Run over it, it still shoots. Mosin-Nagant: Run over it and it will flatten your Tires! AR15: Can shoot it off your head and it won't kill you AK47: Shoot it off your head and you die Mosin-Nagant: Shoot if from your shoulder and you need it popped back into place AR15: Inspired by science fiction AK47: Inspired by a need for a reliable, selectable-fire weapon Mosin-Nagant: Inspired by men with balls. Men with HUGE, HAIRY BALLS AR15: Makes a Pop when fired AK47: Makes a Boom when fired AR15: Used to kill Enemies of the State. AR15: Comprised of several hundred moving parts, usually falls victim to Murphy's law AK47: Comprised of as few moving parts as possible, almost impossible to break unless something goes REALLY REALLY WRONG (which might IMPROVE the accuracy) Mosin-Nagant: Has only one moving part, is held together by only two screws, and damned well outshoots both of the above. Mosin-Nagant: What the hell was that ??? AK47: Used by Enemies of the State. Mosin-Nagant: Enemy at the Gates. O Anonymous 11/27/12/(Tue)10:53:46 UTC-5 No.13501436 O Replies: >>13501444 >>13502049 >13502437 AR15: Good for shooting poodles. AK47: Good for shooting enemies of the state Mosin-Nagant: Good for shooting light armored vehicles >>13501430 AR15: Rust is your mortal enemy, you clean your gun five times a day. AK47: Rust might become a problem in a few years, you clean your gun once a month. Mosin-Nagant: Rust makes your rifle look more authentic. AR15: Ok, I got One! AK47: Ok, I have 3 different ones. Mosin-Nagant: Ok, I have Mosin-itis and have 14 and looking for More... AR15: Keeps gunsmiths in business AK47: Keeps drug dealers and terrorists in business Mosin-Nagant: Keeps Chiropractors in business O Anonymous 11/27/12/(Tue)12:19:59 UTC-5 No.13501991 O Replies: >>13501995 >>13502437 AR15: Makes a small hole in a tree AK47: Makes a medium sized hole in a tree Mosin-Nagant: Blows tree in half making firewood available. AR15: Built like a Toy. AK47: Built like a Sewing Machine. Mosin-Nagant: Built like a Tank! >>13501983 AR15: You clean your rifle with molecularly engineered precision $1000-ounce synthetic lubricant AK47: WD-40 is acceptable Mosin-Nagant: If everything else runs out you can clean your rifle with your own piss AR15: Kills rabbits and coyotes AK47: Kills pigs and small deer Mosin-Nagant: If you can't kill it with a Mosin-Nagant, it can't be killed AR15: Too much Plastic. AK47: Too Much Sheet metal. With regard to sound volume: AR15: Suitable for use with a sound suppressor because its tiny bullet is already quiet. AK47: No need for a sound suppressor because the enemy will be flat on the ground with their hands over their ears, hiding from the sheer volume of fire Mosin-Nagant: You don't need a sound suppressor, because after the first shot the enemy will be totally deaf anyway. Mosin-Nagant: Too much of everything! AR15: Safe to stow in poly bags AK47: Safe to stow in a rice paddy Mosin-Nagant: Safe to stow in a landfill AR15: stays in the Vault. AK47: not allowed in the vault. Mosin-Nagant: Can be used to Pole Vault! AR15: 100 round beta c drum mags you can load with a speed loader AK47: 75 round drum magazine you have to reload individually by pressing a lever Mosin-Nagant: You can store 20 of them in a drum with about 1000 rounds on stripper clips How long does it take to learn to care for your rifle? AR15: It will take a drill sergeant about a week to teach you what you need to know about how to disassemble, reassemble and maintain your rifle. AK47: A good gunnery sergeant can teach you how to care for one in about 4 hours. Mosin-Nagant: You can learn how to take it apart and put it back together in about 15 minutes with the manual and a couple of YouTube videos in front of O Anonymous 11/27/12/(Tue)11:08:22 UTC-5 No.13501494 Replies: >13501779 >>13502049 >>13502333 >>13502424 >13502437 >>13501488 you. AR15: Has a nice Airsoft copy AK47: Has a nice Airsoft copy Mosin-Nagant: Who needs Airsoft when you can fire blanks. AR15: In your Heart you think it's ugly. AR15: In your Heart you know it's ugly. Mosin-Nagant: You're afraid to call it ugly! AR15: Must be carefully cleaned every 100 rounds or so. AK47: Only have to worry about cleaning if using Wolf ammo Mosin-Nagant: Cleaning? Consists of getting liquored up on vodka and peeing down the barrel to get rid of corrosive salts from milsurp primers. AR15: Makes a nice paperweight AK47: Makes a nice doorstop Mosin-Nagant: Makes a nice baseball bat and way cheaper then aluminum AR15: It doesn't go anywhere near <shudder> water... Unless you're drinking Evian AK47: If water touches it, it would mistake it for a cleaning solvent and fall apart Mosin-Nagant: Row-row-row your boat, gently down the Volga.. AR15: Opened by pushing 2 pins AK47: Opened with a swift kick Mosin-Nagant: Opened with a 2X4 and a ball peen hammer O Anonymous 11/27/12/(Tue)10:55:39 UTC-5 No.13501444 O Replies: >>13501454 >13502437 AR15: If it gets in the Mekong river, you need to clean it before firing. AK47: If it gets in the Mekong river, shake the water out before firing. Mosin-Nagant: Used as an oar to paddle up and down the Mekong river AR15: Mostly made out of expensive polymers AK47: Mostly made out of cheap stamped metal and particle board Mosin-Nagant: Mostly made out of "whatever the fck the comrades could find lying around the People's Factory" >>13501436 AR15: Loyal following of people that have more money than sense. AK47: Loyal following of people that have a longer police record than the range of the rifle. Mosin-Nagant: Loyal following of people that have more rounds AR15: Used to attack soldiers building a bridge across the Mekong AK47: Used to protect soldiers building a bridge across the Mekong Mosin-Nagant: Used to actually build the bridge across the Mekong. AR15: can probably put together a nice one, due to the popularity of ownership, for under $1,000 AK47: Can probably get a decent one, or refurbished one, for under $500. Mosin-Nagant: Can probably buy rifle, 440 rounds of ammo, and a case of Windex for under $200. ammo than they got hairs on all family members' heads combined. AR-15: Your enemies will giggle AK-47: Your enemies will take cover and swear as they ready their weapons Mosin-Nagant: Your enemies will flatten themselves to the ground and offer up prayers of salvation to whatever god they believe in... then they will die. AR15: Plastics make it possible AK47: Sheet metal make it possible Mosin-Nagant: Driftwood make it possible O Anonymous 11/27/12/(Tue)12:20:53 UTC-5 No.13501995 O Replies: >>13502437 >>13502494 >>13501991 AR-15: Drop it from ten feet and it shatters. AK-47: Drop it from ten feet and it still works. Mosin-Nagant: Drop it from ten feet and it's more lethal than a lawn dart. AR15: Nice useful little round. AK47: Very functional round. Mosin-Nagant: Anti Tank Round AR15: Won't work unless you clean it every day AK47: Should be cleaned at least once a year Mosin-Nagant: Was last cleaned by a Russian conscript in Berlin in 1945 AR-15: You can melt it with a magnifying glass. AK-47: Under a magnifying glass, you can see the ingrained dirt. Mosin-Nagant: Under a magnifying glass, you can see the soaked-in BLOOD. AR15: Useful against unarmored foe AK47: Useful against armored foe Mosin-Nagant: Useful against foe on the other side of tank across the battlefield! AR15: If the firing pin breaks you send it to the factory for repairs AK47: If the firing pin breaks you buy a new one Mosin-Nagant: If the firing pin breaks you just screw it deeper into the bolt AR-15: Safe, Semiautomatic, Full-Auto (more like full-JAM) AK-47: Safe(dubious), Semiautomatic, Full-Auto Mosin-Nagant: Kill, Maim, Destroy > O Anonymous 11/27/12/Tue)12:16:33 UTC-5 No.13501966 A Replies: >>13501971 >>13502437 >>13502613 AR15: Your accessories cost more than the rifle AK47: All your accessories cost around $300 Mosin-Nagant: All your accessories come free with the rifle >>13501658 AR-15: When you run out of ammo, duck for cover and spend 15 minutes cleaning and reloading AK-47: You could probably rig it up to fire chain-linked ammo Mosin-Nagant: When you run out of ammo (never) you can shoot chaff and langrage from it (wikipedia that) >>13501779 AR15: Accountant's Rifle BUT THERE IS MORE!!! AK47: Factory VWorker's Rifle Mosin-Nagant: If you can fill out an application, you can probably already afford it AR-15: My daddy bought me this weapon for my birthday AK-47: I saved two weeks' paychecks to buy this. Mosin-Nagant: I think it was free.. AR15: Useful for hosing down forward edge of the battle area.. AK47: Useful for hosing down sky over forward edge of the battle area. Mosin-Nagant: Useful for hosing down rear of the battle area, enemy reserves and basic training camps at home... AR15: Tax return will get it AK47: Tax return will get you 2 plus mags Mosin-Nagant: Tax Return will get you a case plus enough ammo to last you till doomsday AR15: Thousands of moving parts, held together by hundreds of bolts, screws, and precision welds. AK47: Several dozen moving parts, held together by a few screws and some drunken Ivan's light-sabering with an acetylene torch. Mosin-Nagant: TWO MOVING PARTS. TWO SCRÉWS. O Anonymous 11/27/12/(Tue)10:57:39 UTC-5 No.13501454 ! Replies: >13501459 >>13502049 >>13502437 >>13504481 AR15: Made when jet passenger flight was fairly regular AK47: Made when knowing how to fly could make you an officer Mosin-Nagant: Made when hot air balloons were considered the ultimate flight technology >>13501444 AR15: Owner votes for John McCain AR-15: My rifle floated away in the flood AK-47: My rifle was submerged for three weeks by the flood and still works Mosin-Nagant: I fired my rifle and the flood waters parted.. AK47: Owner prays for Barack Hussein Osama Mosin-Nagant: Owner can overthrow the government no matter who becomes president. AR15: Buttstock is collapsible, only used to aid in shooting the rifle AK47: Buttstock is also good for knocking some oppressor's teeth out Mosin-Nagant: Buttstock is good for use as a sledgehammer, crutch, club, or boat oar AR15: You keep your bayonet in the kitchen because it is a good steak knife AK47: You keep your bayonet in your toolbox because it is a good wire cutter Mosin-Nagant: You no longer fix your bayonet in the house because the last time you did you poked a hole in the ceiling when you stood up AR15: One tenth the firepower at 10 times the price AK47: Half the Firepower at twice the price Mosin-Nagant: 10 times the firepower at one tenth the price AR15: For $1000 you can get one AK47: For $1000 you can get two and 300 rounds of ammo Mosin-Nagant: For $1000 you can get 16 of them plus a Bulgarian armory's worth of surplus ammo AR15: Turns little rocks into pebbles AK47: Turns big rocks into little rocks Mosin-Nagant: Makes molehills out of mountains AR15: Can start brush fires with incendiary ammunition. AK47: Can start brush fires by dropping it after the handguard catches fire. Mosin-Nagant: Can start brush fires by firing from anything lower than a kneeling position. AR15: One inch groups at 100 yards. AK47: Five to six inch groups at 100 yards. Mosin-Nagant: Muzzle is one inch from target at 100 yards. AR15: Built with custom parts, nice trigger, all the bells and whistles $1500+ AK47: Modified with aftermarket and 1,000 rounds of ammo not even $1500 Mosin-Nagant: Stock, with 1,000 rounds maybe $300, meaning you get $1200 to spend on more beer AR15: Designs drawn on blueprint paper by stoner and a team of experts in a R&D facility AK47: Designs drawn on notebook paper by Kalashnikov in a Soviet hospital Mosin-Nagant: Designs drawn on cocktail napkins by a drunken Sergei Mosin-Nagant in a bar AR15: Takes a few men out in a sweeper movement AK47: Takes most men out in a sweeper movement Mosin-Nagant: Shoot one the sonic boom will handle the rest AR15: Clean with a bunch of cloths, patches, picks, brushes and don't loose the small parts. Clean every 100 rounds. AK47: Run a patch down the barrel, wipe out the chamber every few months. Mosin-Nagant: Throw it in the dishwasher every couple years. AR15: Used in negotiations AK47: Reason for negotiations Mosin-Nagant: Negotiator O Anonymous 11/27/12/(Tue)12:17:07 UTC-5 No.13501971 O Replies: >>13501976 >>13502437 >>13501966 AR15: New shooters love it because of good ergonomics and light recoil. AK47: New shooters love it because of light recoil. Mosin-Nagant: New shooters required to sign a waiver-absolving owner of physical damage incurred from recoil O Anonymous 11/27/12/(Tue)10:59:27 UTC-5 No.13501459 O Replies: >>13501464 >>13502049 >>13502437 >>13501454 AR15: Usually equipped with flash hider to reduce muzzle flash. AR15: I think I felt it kick AK47: Kinda like a 20 guage Mosin-Nagant: Dislocation Mosin-Nagant with heavy ball: Where's my freaking shoulder AK47: Can be equipped with flash hider to reduce muzzle flash. Mosin-Nagant: Muzzle flash can be used to summon the mother ship. AR15: Can be used to defend home against crooks AK47: Can be used to defend Oil Tanker against Pirates Mosin-Nagant: Can Replace one of the Deck Guns on the Kirov Class Battle cruiser AR15: Takes 3 rounds to take out your enemy AK47: takes 30 rounds sprayed and hopefully you hit your target Mosin-Nagant: 1 shot, 50 kills AR-15: Defenders AK-47: Invaders Mosin-Nagant: Victors AR15: More options than a custom Rolls-Royce. No two guns are alike. AK47: Same number of options as a Toyota Corolla. Most guns look alike. Mosin-Nagant: Options: You want a bayonet with that? AR15: High cost, high maintenance. AK47: Low cost, low maintenance. Mosin-Nagant: What are these cost and maintenance things you speak of? The limits of customizing a- AR15: How much $ you got. AK47: What you can find in the Tapco catalog. Mosin-Nagant: How much duct tape Bubba's got. AR15: Your rifle takes a few hours to sight in, starting at 50 yard and moving up to 200, making minute adjustments with a small screwdriver. AK47: You slide your rear sight around until you hit the target. Mosin-Nagant: You hit your rifle with a hammer to sight it. AR15: Such light recoil, you could put on over your balls and fire. AK47: Recoil manageable enough for anyone to use it. Mosin-Nagant: Recoil that registers as small tremors in the earth itself. AR15: Arm of the free world AK47: Arm of everybody else Mosin-Nagant: Arm of Chuck Norris AR15: Bullet starts the ment it meets sufficient stance, like paper AK47: Bullet will continue trajectory until it hits something solid, like a deer Mosin-Nagant: It keeps going and going and going.... AR15: Politicians fear it AK47: Media fears it. Mosin-Nagant: Zombies fear it! AR15: You probably drive a Lexus AK47: If you're lucky to possess a vehicle, it's referred to as a "Technical" Mosin-Nagant: You hang truck-balls off your trailer hitch, and you're proud of th

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File: 1697975654965394.png (626 KB, 882x661) Russians form a mechanized battalion from the crew of the Admiral Kuznetsov aircraft carrier ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)16:43:58 No.62547520 >>62547549 >>62547640 >>62547779 >>62547930 >>62548026 >>62548130 >>62548146 >>62548167 >>62548426 >>62548452 >>62548545 >>62548551 >>62548626 >>62549652 >>62550289 >>62550646 >>62550651 >>62551002 >>62552479 >>62552913 >>62553443 >>62553449 >>62556171 >>62556338 >>62560060 >>62560830 >>62561063 >We were sent to the front last month, somewhere near Pokrovsk. The kind of place where the wind howls through hollowed-out villages, and the ground is soft from more than rain. >They brought the "special troops" in two weeks after we arrived. >They arrived in the dead of night, no fanfare, no noise. Just a convoy of black trucks with no markings. Their uniforms were like ours, mostly. But they didn't wear them quite right. The fit was off, too loose in places, too tight in others, as if they weren't built for human bodies. >But nobody questioned it-how could we? Orders are orders. They kept to themselves, rarely spoke, and when they did, it was in low voices, murmuring to each other in a language I didn't recognize. It wasn't Russian. It wasn't any language I'd ever heard before. It sounded wet, like the words were being dragged through water, thick and heavy in their throats. >Some of the men said that they were mutants, survivors of some forgotten Soviet ship. We laughed, but it was forced. >The first time we went out on patrol with them, they kept going off on their own. >Eventually, I got curious. >I followed one into a bombed out building. There was a body on the ground, a civilian, maybe. Torn apart, limbs scattered across the room, skin peeled back like a butchered animal. He was knelt down beside the body, slow and deliberate, and reached out with one hand and pressed against it. I swear to God, I saw the body twitch. Just for a moment. A flicker of life or something close to life-stirring in the corpse. Then it stopped. >I backed away before he could notice me. I didn't tell anyone what I saw. Who would believe me? >After that, I started noticing things. The way they never seemed to sleep, just stood in their tents at night, perfectly still. The way the smell of rot followed them, no matter where they went. >I don't know what they are. I don't think I want to know. But they're not soldiers. >And whatever they're doing here, it's not for the war. Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:35:39 No.62548545 >>62548556 >>62547520 (OP) >Zhenya got shot during the last raid >We were on our way back, doing our best to keep the trees between us and the hohols >Zhenya was in the lead with one of the Hовобранеч when we came to a large gap in the treeline >We thought we were far enough back to risk a sprint across instead of belly-crawling through the muck like usual >Sergeant Korolevsky tried to order the новобранеч to run across, but it didn't seem to hear him and kept listlessly rolling its head around to stare at...well, God alone knows what it saw. >That meant Zhenya was up, poor bastard. >He had an icon one of the Orthodox priests was selling, and he took a moment to pray to it before starting off >Maybe we had gotten turned around, or maybe they had a forward position not on the maps. Maybe it was another of their damned spotter drones. I don't know. >In any case, Zhenya was halfway across when their sniper opened up on him >The first round was short, but he got winged by the second >Even from fifty meters away I could see his leg was bending wrong before he toppled over >Even from fifty meters away, we could hear him screaming >The новобранeч's head instantly snapped around to face Zhenya >Sergeant Korolevsky was yelling at us to take cover while he ordered a smoke mission, but the новобранеч didn't hear that, either >It reached the edge of the trees and started loping over to where Zhenya lay >The sniper opened up on the Hовобранеч, naturally >The first round hit the dirt at its feet, but it took no more notice of that than it had Sergeant Korolevsky >The second hit the новобранеч in the chest, but its armor must have taken the brunt of the impact because it didn't even slow down >I'm not sure what happened to the third shot. The bullet landed some distance behind the новобранеч, and I though I saw a puff of dust around its chin, but I couldn't be sure. >> ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:36:53 No.62548556 >>62549969 >>62551438 >>> >>62548545 >By that point, it had reached Zhenya, and bent over to inspect him >Zhenya hadn't stopped screaming, of course. He'd sold the last dose of painkillers to a Chechen for some food the last time we were in the rear, and the bullet must have missed anything vital or he would have bled out by now >But as the Hовобранеч stood over him, a note of something other than pain entered his cries >It seemed to stand there for a minor eternity as the sniper put more shots out towards the two of them, but the sniper's aim seemed off and the rounds went wild >Finally, the Hовобранеч grabbed Zhenya by his plate carrier and hoisted hoisted him over its shoulder one-handed >It loped off to the other side of the gap, then kept going >We could hear Zhenya's screaming fade as it disappeared into the distance, but the mortar's weren't working yet and none of us fancied out chances against the sniper >Eventually the mission came in and we were able to cross the gap >Korolevsky must have been owed a favor for it to come in at all. Thank God for the minor mercies, I suppose. >When we made it back to our lines, Zhenya wasn't there >That was probably for the best, given that we didn't even have clean water, much less an aid station >I heard that he had been sent back to the rear for surgery, and that was the last we knew of Zhenya >We tried asking after him a few more times, but our commander reminded us what happened to people who drew attention to themselves >We cursed his luck at first, me and the rest of my unit >But now.. >A week or two after Zhenya got shot, we were out in one of the trenches and needed some extra ammo >Arkady left the trenches his normal blustery self >The man who returned was quiet, almost ashen-faced. >Naturally, we asked him why, and he told us he had seen the newest batch of Hовобранечи >He said he thought one of them walked with a limp and had a tarnished cross around its neck >Now, we do not talk of Zhenya any more. ☐ Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)02:47:57 No.62551438 ►>>62553469 >>62548556 >We called him Goggles. He shipped in after Vashnya died. >A great big balaclava hung loosely around his crooked neck. A rotted row of teeth peaked out from underneath his mask to greet us, and atop it all sat those bulky tinted goggles. They were so dark its a wonder he could see at all. >He never spoke Russian. He'd chatter to himself like a squirrel, huddled in the foxhole he'd torn into the ground with his hands. >I meant to welcome him with a drink. Maybe I needed some companionship. I found him crumpled against the wall of his burrow, snoring in big, wheezy exhales. He somehow faced me despite his chest being pressed into the foxhole wall. >I went to wake him, grabbing the man's shoulder, but it felt all wrong. I knew firsthand what our uniforms felt like, that there should have been no thick, rubbery layer under our cloth, but as I grabbed something slid and slipped under my hands and I began to feel uneasy. He failed to wake. >My eyes drifted to his namesake. A peek wouldn't hurt, right? My hand grasped the plastic and pulled, coming away with a sickening squelch. >A fetid smell made me wretch, yet it could not hold a candle to the sight below me. >Streaky pale skin greeted me, blotched with unnatural color and run through with swollen veins. It hung loose, like an ill-fitting wetsuit, and the gaunt skeleton below seemed sharp and unfamiliar. A few strand of hair, the color and texture of rotting hay, lay haphazardly around his face. >The eyes were the worst. Sunken, pitted, partially covered with swollen eyelids yet open, they reminded me of two shiny black olives. I realized with horror that each eye held a dark gaping wound, as if the two orbs had been pitted. >In those ragged teeth I could see flesh, torn from the bleeding scabs that used to be his lips and god knows where else. >And though it never stopped wheezing, I could have sworn a ghost of a smile played across its maw as I scrambled in from its burrow. >We never did share that drink. >> Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)16:50:09 No.62547548 ► >> >soldier formerly stationed on Kusnetsov gets administered to hospital for withdrawal symptoms related to breathing clean air not saturated with sulfur and soot Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)16:50:25 No.62547549 ► >>62547520 (OP). >mind your business stalger Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)16:57:15 No.62547585 ►>>62547595 >> >why contain it << >> ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)17:48:25 No.62547887 >>62548016 >>62548051 >>62550308 >>62550328 >>62554367 >>62558331 >>62563352 >>62547779 The gates of Rl'yeh are open and the dreamer dreams everything. Two more millenia. Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)18:08:26 No.62548016 >>62548051 >>62550310 >>62554367 >>62558331 >>62547887 The Idiot God is a rooster, but the Black Pharaoh is raising the eyebrow. Once the mother of a thousand young gives birth, the West will understand everything and their Miskatonic "advisors" in the so called Ukraine will wail and claw at their eyes in blind, all devouring madness. la! In! Z phtagn! Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)18:09:06 No.62548026 ►>>62548050 >>62548169 >>62551012 File: 1585525075136.png (1.25 MB, 1302x1294) >>62547520 (OP) F--- off Deep Ones, this is Goat territory ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)18:14:46 No.62548050 ►>>62548065 File: the yellow sign.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) >>62548026 go back2 woods shub >>> ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)18:14:53 No.62548051 >>62548107 >>62554367 >>62558331 >>62547887 >>62548016 for more information check out Intel Phtagn C >>☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)18:17:48 No.62548065 >>62548169 >>62550990 File: 65165165165.jpg (226 KB, 850x1200) >>62548050 Make me >>☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:17:32 No.62548394 ►>>62548507 >>62550406 >>62551114 >>62560298 >>62561649 >>> I hear the Russians are conscripting shoggoths from the cyclopean ruins beneath the non euclidean peaks of the Urals. How will those stack up against the Americans from the Devil's Reef PMC? ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:36:05 No.62548547 >>62548651 My buddy forgot the number rule, THEY COME FROM THE ANGLES. ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:49:13 No.62548651 ► File: 1593464725608.jpg (286 KB, 816x1253) >>62548547 That sounds very silly and highly unlikely to ever happen >>> ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:38:04 No.62548564 ►>>62548663 In this house we salute the tatters of the King and kneel before the Yellow Sign. >> Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:41:22 No.62548588 ► We must avoid any escalatory measures against the Church of Starry Wisdom. >>> ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)20:22:45 No.62548938 >>62549013 >>62550498 Irrelevant, Flying Polyps are useless in a GROUND war >> ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)20:43:58 No.62549106 >>62549205 >>62550520 I only get my news from cryptic messages from Dreamland Cats. ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)20:56:04 No.62549205 ►>>62550520 >>62549106 I only get my Information from Pickman's paintings. He drew Prigo's march on Moscow months ahead. The bad part is that he also painted what drove Prigo to do it, and I have been unable to get a decent nichts sleep ever since. >> Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)00:25:11 No.62550520 >>62550556 >>62549106 >>62549205 Fools, the only reliable source of information comes from the final moments of the actors' lives whilst their tweaking out during the climax of the third act of The King in Yellow. >> ☐ Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)00:27:36 No.62550533 ►>>62550603 >>62551235 >>62554090 >>62559698 >>62560176 >>62560315 File: Putin-1578996.jpg (25 KB, 590x350) >three years into the SOO (Special occult operation), and this is what Russia has to show for it: >loses the temple of the Old Ones on Snake Island after briefly siezing it(remember that he who controls Snake Island controls the course of history) << >unable to take Odessa despite trying to bribe Dagon for assistance with VDV mass sacrifices (Deep Ones feast on the floating corpses, refuse to step into the meat grinder) >Bogged down by undead SS divisions in Mariupol, leading to the Donbas Holocaust becoming reality at last (courtesy of Dr Herbert West) >feeding a good chunk of the gunship fleet into a time anomaly (were they are exploding to this day) >Prigozhin driven so mad by what he saw in the "salt mines" that he marched on Moscow to stop Putin from further meddling in things he doesn't comprehend (to no avail, the sacrifices will continue until the stars improve) >Wagner columns getting massacred by Alhazredi cultists in Africa (prisoner used in rituals) >GUR showing more and more signs of being led by an avatar of Nyarlahotep And that's just what I can come up with on the drop of a hat. There's bound to be more. Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)04:51:52 No.62552172 Igor thought he would get a part on the spoils of the land; the only thing he got was a grenade to the face. His flesh was charred, few of his teeth remain, where the nose used to be now there was a deep hole, his eye sockets were empty, a white substance running from the edges down the cheeks. Igor did not have a face anymore, but his body did not care, he kept going through the mud, the flooded trenches, the rat infested camps and bombed fields, searching for a face, his body demanded a face, and he was going to get one. Even to this day, every mobik watched carefully between the rows of trees, because he could be there, stalking and waiting for the moment to reclaim what he lost. >> Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 14:33:17 No.62554147 File: Download-1.jpg (14 KB, 259x194) >>62554344 >>62554391 >>> Found this in an abandoned trench. What unit is this? Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 15:15:27 No.62554344 ► >>62554147 How you do, fellow earthling primate, that is a bad luck sign, I would not use it. My advice is genuine.
File: 1375153631534.jpg-(79 KB, 1023x797, 1367472222142.jpg) Anonymous 07/29/13(Mon)22:07 UTC-5 No. 17355769 >>17355833 >>17355954 >>17356893 Replies: >>17355793 >>17355796 >>17355804 >>17355816 Lets say you're flying a mission over enemy territory in a helicopter when suddenly you are hit with a MANPAD/SAM/AAA. How would you e--------? Would it be possible without hitting the blades? Also helicopter thread Anonymous 07/29/13(Mon)22:10 UTC-5 No. 17355816 >>17355769 (OP) I would stroke until the missile hit, then paint the cockpit white with man foam. Anonymous 07/29/13(Mon)22:09 UTC-5 No. 17355804 >>17355769 (OP) I wouldn't have to worry about e---------- cause I'd be f------ dead. /k/ - A Magical Place Anonymous 07/29/13(Mon)22:11 UTC-5 No. 17355833 Replies: >>17355847 >>17355860 >>17355876 >>17355769 (OP) I would climb out of the burning helicopter as it spiraled out of control, standing proudly in the open door with my erect c--- in hand, e---------- over everyone in sight until the chopper smashed into the ground and exploded around me. The last thing my enemies would see of me is flaming semen coating their stunned faces, and thus the war was won. Anonymous 07/29/13(Mon)22:28 UTC-5 No. 17356110 Replies: >>17356142 >deep in enemy territory >missiles everywhere >suddenly direct hit >rotor on fire and chopper gets hit again >look over at pilot >he's sitting there screaming and jerking it Anonymous 07/29/13(Mon)22:30 UTC-5 No.17356142 >>17356110 In a Kiowa, that wouldn't be all that weird.
File: 1538517416955m.jpg (112 KB, 1024x768) OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18 (Sat) 14:16:15 No.39810376 >>39810436 >>39810445 >>39810663 >>39810708 >>39810899 >>39811038 >>39811183 >>39811856 I finally did it /k/. I actually f------ done it and don't know what exactly to say about it. Long story short I went out hunting in the Ozarks (Arkansas Man here) and killed a Deer and decided to actually f--- it's vagina and it felt good despite the weird situation. I don't know if anyone saw but it was something alright and decided to tag it later and had it cut up and now gonna have deer steak for dinner tonight. There is a f------ alot of deer in Arkansas which would explain why everyone comes here to this natural state. >> ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 14:23:27 No.39810436 ►>>39810498 >>39810376 (OP). >F----- it than are it. Congrats you're going to hell OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18(Sat) 14:31:12 No.39810498 ►>>39810816 >>39812326 >>39810436 I'm not going to hell because I'm a good christian and god loves me. At least i ate the animal and not left it to rot like some of other people around here do! OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18(Sat) 15:20:33 No.39810873 >>39810890 >>39810663 I didn't have my phone because I was hunting, not posting and twittering s--- and besides i rented out a cabin around northwest so I can enjoy the time of being away from a town for a while anyways and now I'm back. Anyhow the meat was pretty good and it's great in stew making. >>39810708 I was hunting at first but the temptation after approaching it got the betterment of me and yes it was dying as I had my pleasures with it's vagina but at least it was still warm before it passed. >>39810754 Take me a while to greentext it out so give me a moment will ya? ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat)15:22:31 No.39810890 ► >>39810873 use a trap next time, throw a net on it or order a form of tranqs. OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18 (Sat) 15:23:19 No.39810893 ►>>39810915 >>39810951 >>39810816 the temptation after approaching it got the betterment of me I'm not a bad man alright and besides it wasn't the first animal I committed sin before. I f----- a hog before during hunting but that was because I was curious. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 15:24:28 No.39810898 ► Anon I'm on nofap, you'd better give me something juicy I'm not a bad man alright OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18(Sat) 15:38:36 No.39811023 >>39811095 >>39811139 >>39811155 >>39811365 >>39811380 >>39811899 >>39811960 >>39812302 >>39812374 >>39812713 >>39812959 >>39812978>>39813276 >be me >be out in deep woods of the Ozarks >have my mosin nagant that i had with me for a long time >it's rusted badly after accidentally dropping it in the river but retrieved it and cleaned it up so it's clean and safe to shoot in my opinion >be wearing nothing but boots, blue jeans and a wife beater's shirt >hidden beside a giant rock and some trees and overlooking the river >see a pack of deer come by and see a buck nearby one of them >pick my rifle up and take aim but can't hit the buck since the f----- was behind a tree and a crowd of other does >decide to kill me a female deer instead >take aim at the biggest one >pull trigger >BOOM >the rest scatter and the one i hit fell and got up and gallop down the river side then fell several feets away making loud deer noise >f------ ears hurt and unload my spent surplus round >make my way over to the dying deer and was about to shoot it's head >see it's vagina >get tempted and feel my erection build up >goddamnit >try and resist but the curiosity got the betterment of me and i decided to drop my pants and boxer while holding my rifle on one hand >get on my knees and press my d--- up against it's p---- >it kicks it's legs and yelps so i ended up headbutted the deer in the head with my rifle and it stopped and just shook from nerve shock instead >slide my d--- in and started to f--- the deer >holy f--- I'm actually f------ a deer >proceed to do this for 10 minutes straight till i cummed inside >did it again and cummed again inside >by this point the vagina was cold and i pulled my d--- out >it felt f------ good >go by the river and wash my crotch with natural water and pull myself together >field dress the deer and drag it back to the cabin and proceed to take the meat and cook me deer steak and saved the rest in a freezer >enjoyed my time in the cabin as i ate the rest of the meat and return to town And that is how my hunting trip went. Anonymous 11/24/18(Sat) 15:40:19 No.39811038 ▸ >>39811056 >>39810376 (OP) >f------ a four legged animal >f------ a corpse >f------ the corpse of a four legged animal congrats, you are now an honorary afghani OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18(Sat) 15:42:24 No.39811056 ►>>39811191 >>39811038 by this point the vagina was cold and i pulled my d--- out I'm not a Muslim. I'm a white man born and raised in Arkansas alright and I love this great state. Godbless this natural state. OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18(Sat) 15:44:50 No.39811083 So yeah that's my story. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 15:46:33 No.39811095 ► File: 1541828998674.png (180 KB, 399x509) >>39811023 What the f--- Arkansas I'm not a bad man alright ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 15:48:54 No.39811113 >>39811207 >>39811236 How did deer poon compare to normal poon, anon? OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18 (Sat) 15:59:50 No.39811207 ► >>39811113 It felt odd, like it was strange feeling but once you get into it you don't think and just keep thrusting til you finish. It felt like one of those normal bland fleshlights but more vertical up and down and tight around the horizontal area and it kept fluctuating between tight and soft since she was dying. By the time I finished the second time it was really soft and the deer was dead then before i field dressed it and taking it back to the cabin. ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:01:04 No.39811221 >>39811263 All memes aside the first person I met in Arkansas f----- his 1st cousin the day I met him Arkansas is a weird place /k/ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:03:52 No.39811246 >>39811258 >>39811260 >>39813291 Wait... is this the same Arkansas guy that had a makeshift boat that overturned on water and lost his rifle in the water then dived in to get it abd came across a water moskin snake but but the snake hard on the neck and retrieved his rifke and got on shore and ripped the snakes head off with his own teeth? Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:05:55 No.39811269 >>39811316 This is why skinwalkers stay away from Arkansas. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:07:12 No.39811282 ► Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:11:38 No.39811316 ►>>39811332 >>39811269 What if he accidentally a skinwalker and that was the skinwalker he accidentally? ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:13:10 No.39811332 >>39811350 >>39811316 that's why no one finds them, they're slow because they're inbred. their disguise is actually a beacon for fellow degenerates ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:16:06 No.39811350 ► >>39811332 I mean what if op actually just necroraped a skinwalker and ate it? Why are you shocked? OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:28:37 No.39811444 ► I thought you guys like to f--- deer? Why are you shocked? ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:31:27 No.39811469 >>39811479 File: 48DCFE7E-E429-49F6-905A-2(...).jpg (8 KB, 310x230) 60 DED CH Hey mods, can you make this ban a public one? I haven't seen one in person in the 5 years I've been here. It is the Thanksgiving season after all Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:32:11 No.39811479 ► >>39811849 >>39811469 this ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:47:52 No.39811593 >>39811921 Is that you kero the wolf Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 17:36:28 No.39811899 ► >>39811023 So, truth-time, OP. Was it better than your sister? kero the wolf Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 17:45:45 No.39811960 ▸ >>39812104 >>39811023 Only in f------ arky. You guys are actually messed up in the head. Stop inbreeding OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:05:43 No.39812104 ► >>39811960 Hey don't talk s--- about Arkansas you a------! This state is the greatest state in the United States and we have more guns, more gun rights, more animals, more game, more freedom than Texas and Florida plus we got f------ diamonds so shut it prick. Plus the age of consent here is 16 while it's 18 in Texas only. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:17:07 No.39812213 ►>>39813756 And this is why /k/ is nsfw Plus the age of consent here is 16 while it's 18 in Texas Why are you shocked? ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:21:07 No.39812240 ► >S--- summer >S--- winter >All creatures want to bite you >Ticks are everywhere and so are snakes and brown recluses >The ground is soft everywhere and the non soft grounds are nothing but rocks everywhere >The Ozarks are impassable unless you're walking due to lack of funding for roads >Locals are borderline feral or addicted to Meth and won't blink when they get a chance at killing >Church based militias are likely to kidnap you in a SHTF scenario >More guns and knifes in the entire state than the armories in Texas and that is not counting for the non documented owned guns >Literal stories of people disappearing in the Ozark Forest in just 24 hours and search teams won't even bother searching for them unless pressured to do it >Not even Skinwalkers would want to step foot into Arkansas due to fear of getting r---- and murdered and possibly eaten by the Arkansas locals >F------ Hogs man Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:29:05 No.39812302 ►>>39812325 >>39812729 File: the.jpg (78 KB, 800x526) >>39811023 Honestly? reading this gave me a massive boner. and it just accepts it. I'd love to forcibly f--- something like that while it's life slowly slips away. It has no choice but to lay there. I can dump my seed inside of it. Whatever I want to it, But I would like to feed it to family afterwards, eating it alone would be too f----- up. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:32:27 No.39812325 ► >>39812302 >But I would like to feed it to family afterwards >eating it alone would be too f----- up. huh I'd love to forcibly f--- something like that while it's life slowly slips away. It has no choice but to lay there. But I would like to feed it to family afterwards, eating it alone would be too f----- up. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:32:34 No.39812326 ►>>39812374 >>39810498 >some people around here shoot deer, f--- their corpses, and leave them to rot. That's just not right. Don't they know you're supposed to use every part of the animal. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:38:21 No.39812374 ► >>39812326 That... actually raises a good point. >>39811023 OP, you forgot to mention the a---. too f----- up Not using every part of the animal would be sinfully wasteful I mean, you did use its a------, right? Not using every part of the animal would be sinfully wasteful, and I know you're a good christian who wouldn't waste what the good lord provided. ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat)22:10:33 No.39814186 ► File: fed.png (34 KB, 298x279) Stop it, boner. >>39812417 Goddamnit anon, stop making me want to defile woodland animals ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat)22:44:28 No.39814454 ► File: 1525122191621.jpg (84 KB, 596x598) This whole f------ thread is a showcase of autism and I love it. too f----- up Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat)23:05:54 No.39814586 ► File: 1539552825897.gif (788 KB, 600x338) i wonder if the people who processed your deer noticed c-- dripping out and began to wonder I'm proud of you, OP Why are you shocked? 11/24/18: /K/ommando F---- a Deer A MAGICAL PLACE /k/
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