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O Anonymous (ID: 9IWP1U38 ) 07/16/21(Fri)13:47:25 No.38894668 File: 41c2a543b155a99a417596f15(...).jpg (115 KB, 1000x800) >>38894723 >>38894818 >>38895182 >>38891857 It's cheap because no one wants to live in the south. >Be in the south >Staying inside because its 90-100f+ out all the time >let your dog out to take a crap >they get through the fence because some "youths" punched a hole in it for no reason last night >dog gets on the neighbors lawn >shot on sight. muh NAP. >corpse thrown back over >while you go out to mourn your dog in the sweltering heat, deshawn earl white jones breaks into your house and steals your TV >drops a small bag of weed on his way out >cops come to investigate, see the weed, beat you up and arrest you >shoot your dead dog because it looked at them funny >as you're dragged out, several drug addicts run into your house to look for copper >then the hurricane hits >meanwhile, in idaho >a cozy 75 >let your dog out >they run off to get some food from your neighbor before they come back >a stray cow busted your fence, no problem, the owner found out and is repairing it tomorrow >all your windows are open, the "inner city kids" are all eastwards in spokane >cops stop by because they heard your wife was making pie for an upcoming bake sale >pet your dog on the way out because he looked at them cutely >while you sit on the couch with your dog, you enjoy the fact that you are always at least 1/2 mile away from someone else >then some gentle rains hit

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File: 1723257964548.jpg (16 KB, 524x522) Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)07:54:55 No.207504653 >>207504774 >>207504791 >>207504872 >>207505010 >>207505335 >>207506734 >>207507148 >>207512414 >>207516675 >ACCESS TO THE FORBIDDEN FOREST IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN! Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)07:59:22 No.207504774 ►>>207504891 >>207504653 (OP) >UNLESS YOU ARE INSTRUCTED TO WANDER ALONE AT NIGHT IN THE VERY FIRST MOVIE! Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)08:04:24 No.207504891 >>207504774 >STAY IN YOUR DORMITORIES AT NIGHT OR ELSE A F------ TROLL WILL CLUB YOU >DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WONDER ON A RANDOM STAIRCASE TO A RANDOM DOOR OR AN UNDISCLOSED HELL DOG WILL DEVOUR YOU >AND DO NOT, ABSOLUTLEY NOT, LOOK THE HIPPOGRIFF DEAD IN ITS EYES OR IT WILL SLICE YOUR GUTS OPEN jesus dumbledore really abused his clout to have zero saftey regulations Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)08:13:22 No.207505146 >>207520205 File: file.jpg (449 KB, 1920x800) >>207508959 >>207511253 >>207514545 >A student has entered the forbidden forest? RELEASE THE R--- CENTAURS
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20 KB JPG >new to drawing >posts my drawing to internet >apparently I'm very good for a beginner >wants to continue drawing and improve to not waste my talent >the problem: >I can only draw a specific type of thing that I really like >It's usually very boring if I draw something else >said thing is also kinda weird and embarrassing >I DO NOT want anyone, friends or family, to see it >I can't draw in my sketchbook because one of my many family members might walk in and see what I'm drawing or ask to see my drawings >I can't draw in old drawing tablet because I prefer paper and someone will eventually walk in and ask what I'm doing >I don't have a lock on my door >continually asking for privacy time when I want to draw is super suspicious >I could rip out every drawing after I'm done but if caught it would be hard to explain and I would prefer to keep my drawings >I could be stealthy with my drawing sessions but that would be a pain to do every day and I would eventually slip up and get caught >not many good hiding places for the sketchbook and buying a safe for it is suspicious >when I move out I will only be able to afford renting with roommates so still no privacy >I can't even show off my drawing skills to friends or family (for obvious reasons) >even if I show them one of my few drawings that isn't said thing, they will inquire about my other drawings >despite the previous points, I still have the strong desire to draw and be creative what's my game plan bros?
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