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coupdefoudreylo So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind of stared at him like "Lady Macbeth," and he nodded like I know what I'm about ma'am." So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said "HE'S THE ONE, HE'S MY WIFEI So I said "yeah sure why not," and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other, and every now and then Macbeth would say "I'm the luckiest man on Earth" and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like "BABEI". I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read 'Macbeth' before, so... all this lovey dovey... I don't know if I have the heart to tell them the truth. coupdefoudreylo Update: Macbeth is absolutely willing to f------ throw down for Lady Macbeth. Has already threatened a wall, a desk, a few students, a textbook that was neither his nor Lady Macbeth's, and me • Lady Macbeth is enjoying the attention and has begun to use this new connection to his advantage. I'm starting to suspect he's read ahead in the play. Macbeth is going to end up living in detention at this rate. Macbeth has no idea that he is the tragedy of the story. Claims to be the hero of the play, fails to see the irony in this Macbeth slowly scooted his desk across the classroom to hold hands with Lady Macbeth. He was not subtle. Macbeth has proposed on severat occasions. Lady Macbeth just laughs and says they're already married. Macbeth's girlfriend is in the class with them and is "totally not jealous or anything just thinks this whole f------ play is a waste of time" Lady Macbeth should probably be a theatre major at some point, he f------ rocked Act V scene I Other teachers and staff are emailing me about the "lovely lords". Lady Macbeth now refuses to answer to anything other than Lady Macbeth and is always very upset when people don't call him by his proper title.

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