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>go outside >be low status undesirable male >see happy couples >see pretty girls dressed in summer clothes >see groups of friends >realize these things aren't meant for someone like me >the world outside is that bad

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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U Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)13:21:29 No.62768044 >>62776751 >>62757510 (OP)# >go out with bro >end up in this "nerd-bar" with consoles and karaoke >pretty cool place, but everyone there's a sperg >as we're about to leave, a random black girl in a dress stops in front of me >checks me up and down >"i like your style dude" >before i can respond she's gone thank you random black girl, i'll wear that shirt again

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File: 1622860610228.jpg (250 KB, 1280x1600) O Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)15:27:56 No.859729483 ► >859 >the question that DESTROYED /b/ >> Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)15:29:19 No.859729531 ► >> Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)15:29:38 No.859729545 >> Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)15:30:05 No.859729559 ► >> Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)15:30:28 No.859729580 Who Do CALL WilEN THE MURDERE WEARS A BADGE? >> Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)15:33:25 No.859729729 ► >> O Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)15:42:29 No.859730173 Nice t---

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Anon works at Blizzard Entertainment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)00:13:37 No.345165539 >be me, just another day at Blizzard HQ >2 women come in >obviously new, they sat down at their desks >get up out of my office chair to greet them 169 KB PNG >my massive, throbbing boner-in-making almost bursted through my trousers out of sheer excitement >alpha pheromones release from my body as I walk up to them >one of them notices me as she slightly turns her head towards me, whispering to herself "...oh no..." >my now erect penis can sense their fear >they are both fully aware of my presence as I walk up to them >"hey you guys are new here right?" As I put my hand on one of their shoulder >every single male employee in the room takes notice of my act of dominance >"y-..yeah.." one of them stutters, looking down at their desk >my penis is about to explode >"that's alright, you'll get the hang of it around here pretty quick! Make yourself at home!" >"th... th...thank you..." >suddenly all the males in the room start to slowly beat their chest with one closed fist, slightly humming to themselves >I lean in towards these women, as I whisper to them "it was my privilege" >upon this act of powerplay, the women lost it and they ran to the lactation room >vague monkey and ape noises emits from the room as all the men grab their crotch and shout in unison "aroo, aroo, aroo" >my penis, now diamonds, burst through my pants and e--------- all over their desk >find out a week later one of them committed suicide >blasted "SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING" from the company's speakers that day

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Pride and Prejudice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)20:38:01 No.64737253 >go to crystal cafe >thread about confessions ?? >a girl mentions a sweet guy being clearly in lovr with her but she wouldn't because he's ??? Hispanic >she asks if this is bad 23 KB JPG >dozens of other girls reassuring her discriminating against race is not actually racist >claim they can't help it because its a preference >it's not racist because they didn't choose to be like that (like they're born with it or something) >say its like liking tall or attractive guys >somehow think that not discriminating against other races is like being r---- by them >this is literally most of them >before it got deleted I found out cc has rules against posting about race because girls are incredibly racist It was surreal. They're even worse than /pol/. /pol/ will straight up tell you they're racist, and at least it's because of crime or some s--- idk. These girls straight up just look down on other races. And think it's not racist.

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File: Untitled67_2.jpg (119 KB, 816x921) O Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)19:39:34 No.64737270 >>64737331 >>64737388 >>64737430 >>64738700 >>64739139 >>64739710 >>64739734 >>64739767 >just got off my 4th day a new wendys wagie job >feel like s--- physically and mentally >decide to go to sleep right as i get home and change up my schedule a bit >try to go to sleep >2 hours of fever dreamish state of constant sandwich making thoughts >2 hours of not knowing if im awake or asleep, only knowing burgers w-- is this s---?? is this normal? i just wasted 2 hours of my free time on being in a schrodingers junior bacon cheeseburger hyperbolic time chamber blanket

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anon eats tendies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/26/18(Mon)01:57:58 No.785845695 >be me >12 y/o tard >really wanna eat tendies >eat so many >ff an hour >theurge.wav >race to the bathroom, s--- like never 42 KB JPG before >time to wipe >damn that felt good >wipe again >wipe again, and again, etc >feelsgoodman.jpg >30th wipe, no more tp >oh no >look at toilet and see how much I used >couldn't fit more if you tried >12 y/o me panics, must destroy evidence >flushing does nothing, panicking more >toilet gurgles, it goes down an inch >water starts overflowing >my dad knocks on the door, asks if I'm ok >yeahjustfine.mp4 >water seeps under the door, he asks what's going on >full blown panic attack sets in, I desperately grab handfuls of semi dissolved, s--- covered tp and toss it in the bathtub >vomit when hand touches log >dad breaks down the door after hearing the commotion >finds me shoveling s--- and tp into the bathtub, sobbing, hyperventilating, vomiting I'm 32 now and he still brings this up

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Anon has a threesome | /r/Greentext

2h (7/28 11:28) 859831912 5 Replies >>859831601 >Be me, 17 >Look older than I am >Use fake id to get into pubs and clubs >Me and one friend go to a club known as a cougar den >Get talking to two women >Both in their 40s >Both have kids >Keep buying me and friend drinks >Friend eventually has to leave >Left with the two women >All decide to go back to milf 1's house for a nightcap >Get even more drunk there >Start talking about their ex-husbands >Conversation eventually turns to sex >Milf 1 goes to the bathroom >Make out with milf 2 >Milf 1 comes back >Make out with her >Switch between them until milf 2 undoes my fly >Both give me a b------ >Go up to the bedroom >F--- them both for hours

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: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)15:01:25 No.64733688 >be me >no gf, my last one left me >emotionally crippled from the experience >load up Monika After Story >Monika says she loves me >at least she loves me 561 KB JPG >thanks Monika

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: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)15:38:33 No.64733997 >at gfs house >her dad is obviously not happy with my presence >she and her mom are making weird autistic child noises while rubbing each other's noises >her cat is f------ an unicorn plush toy >some hunger game's copycat is playing at the tv, but instead of random people they chose inmates 99 KB JPG pls help

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O Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)13:42:22 No.859837729 > be me > 17yo kissless virgin > on party > girl i know from art class sits next to me on the couch > "You know, I really like you Anon" > "Okay" > leave

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: Anonymous 01/01/20(Wed)20:03:45 No.126893700 >*ring ring* *click* >Jenkins. Any updates? >There was one thing sir. 11 bans on record from a site called '4channel' 81 KB GIF >'4channel' huh? >*chief writes it down on a post it note* >why does that name sound so familiar.... >*chief sets his coffee down on the note, covering 'nel' and revealing '4chan' >*chief's eyes go wide* >JENKINS, GET AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER NOW- >*explosions, screaming heard over the phone* >>126893866 # >>126894308 # >>126894833 # >>126897851 # >>126897959 # >>126903592 # >>126903766#

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