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anon drinks fanta | /r/Greentext
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![>be me >feeling extremely lonely >pick up my phone >pretend someone calls me >"hello? who is this?" >"hey anon, its [insert childhood friend name here]. Do you 1.77 MB GIF remember me? >"yeah" >talk with literally no one on the phone for an hour >best conversation i've had in years I have officially lost my f------ mind.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/159/927/f17.jpg "Anon is lonely | /r/Greentext")
![File: schwartsz.gif (998 KB, 500x263) O Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)23:49:34 No.65221519 [Reply] > >be 3.1/10 guy >be in indoor parking garage >park >be walking away from car >see 9.6/10 girl trying to park >swipes a pillar and loses some light bodywork >pick up the car piece and approach her car >shes cringing as she gets out >wow, beautiful body >amazing face >large hips and breasts the size of bowling balls (half each) >about to hand her the car piece >tell her "hey you dropped this. like god dropped you from heaven" >shes cringing >pass her the piece of the car >whip out my card and tell her "here's my number in case you need to file a police report" >shes cringing >oh no quick make a joke >point at her and me "the police, for the car, not for me approaching you in a dark garage, the police doesnt need to know about this, i dont need more additions to my record" >shes cringing >oh >my >god >i f----- up i f----- up i f----- up >that joke was f------ creeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy >she takes her earphones out "OH MY GOD I CRASHED MY CAR, THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS" >"no problem, have a nice day" I was so relieved I almost peed my pants.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/189/431/cc7.png "Anon tries to flirt | /r/Greentext")
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