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: Anonymous 07/24/18(Tue)09:29:25 No.775216986 >be me >recently broke up with gf LAM >feel sad af >try online dating >meet this girl online 435 KB PNG >we instantly connect >ask her on a date >date a few times, kisses n stuff >one day after going out for dinner she asks me to come at her place for coffee >gonnahavesex.jpg| >she tells me she's into bondage >accept, not really my thing but I guess I can try >tells me to close my eyes >i d >feel her tying my hands >places a blindfold on my head >bed begins to shake and creak >w--.jpg >feel a cold breeze hit my face >i can smell a strong scent of pinewoods >remove the blindfold from my eyes >mfw i'm about to be sentenced to death with other prisoners >mfw i turn around and see todd howard running away while removing his fake wig >mfw i'm now in skyrim

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Anonymous raytracing is a marketing meme COAL FBI FB 03/13/25(Thu)01:26:06 No.104690840 raytracing.png 869 KB PNG >turn RT on >game looks slightly different, not really better or worse >30 fps >turn RT off >150 fps Games RT turned off just look good enough. The performance hit isn't justified at all by the different visuals.
[Advertise on 4chan] Archaeologists have uncovered a vast ancient civilization in the Ecuadorian Amazon near the Andes Archaeologists have uncovered (...) 03/13/25(Thu)23:14:37 No.500397454 1.89 MB PNG ⠀ Anonymous (ID: BNbZwHwp) + 03/13/25(Thu)23:14:57 No.500397482 file.png 54 KB PNG >>500397454 (OP) # >>500397627 # >>500397680 # >>500398784 # >>500398919 # >>500398968 # >>500401688 # >>500401797 # >>500402301 # >>500403096 # >>500403271 # >>500403357 # >>500403431 # >>500403955 # >>500404697 # >>500406823 # >>500407658 # >>500408835 # >>500409628 # >>500410153 # >>500410318 #
29 KB PNG >writing resume to apply to internship >i NEED this internship or i can't graduate on time >ask college professional services dept for feedback >omg anon this resume is TRASH >your font was size 11 instead of 10.5? THEY WILL THROW IT RIGHT INTO THE TRASH >you UNDERLINED A HEADING!!! THEY WILL THROW IT RIGHT INTO THE TRASH >You said Other Skills instead of Soft Skills??? THEY WILL THROW IT RIGHT INTO THE TRASH >you used "I" instead of passive voice?? THEY WILL THROW IT RIGHT INTO THE TRASH >you put the page number on the left and not on the right??THEY WILL THROW IT RIGHT INTO THE TRASH >oh my GOD you used Calibri font instead of Lato Normal?? THEY WILL THROW IT RIGHT INTO THE TRASH why the f--- does any of this matter? Presentation matters but there's a difference between rejecting a CV outright because it has no alignment or format whatsoever and rejecting it because I dared use a round bullet and not a square bullet. Why is HR so f------ A--- about these minute aesthetic concerns? It's just exhausting. They really make you feel like worthless scum because of things that are 95% irrelevant. And that's all before getting into the knowledge that despite all of this they'll likely pick a subcontinental that speaks questionable English. I hate this.
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