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Anonymous 10/20/17(Fri)08:50:10 No.748638248 ITT Attempted suicide stories Me first >New kid in school keeps giving me weird looks 64 KB JPG >Every math class he sits behind me, every time I look around he's staring at me >Very annoying, he seems to think he can become my friend just by looking at me >Eating in the lunch hall one day when he walks up behind me and "accidentally" knocks his tray, spills a bit of food on me but most of it on himself and the floor >Reallynigga.mp3 >Go get some napkins and paper towels to clean this mess up >Only guy in the lunch hall helping this new guy, everyone else is just watching >New guy gets the idea that we're now friends >New guy thinks that his plan of staring/spilling food on me worked >Asks me if I want to come round to his place after school and play some vidya (he actually uses the word 'vidya', this guy is seriously on the spectrum) >God help me >l say I can't because I'm busy with homework, study, stuff like that >"Vidya! Vidya! Vidya" he keeps shouting, "Let's play some vidya!" >Everyone in the lunch hall is looking at us now >Yell at him to "Shut the F--- up", push him onto the floor >Over the loudspeaker the fire alarm starts going off, everyone gets up to start evacuating, teachers saying it's just a drill >Up jumps the new kid and sprints toward the stairwell, up the stairs in the opposite direction of the exit >Upstairs is just the rooftop, think to myself that this kid's going to hurl himself off because of what I did to him >Push my way through the crowd of evacuating kids, get upstairs, get to the rooftop, see the standing on the edge shouting "I'm gonna jump, I'm gonna f------ jump!" I won't tell you what I said to the him to get him to come down from there, that'll stay between me and him forever. But l'll never forget what he said to me ten years later after he'd gotten through therapy, graduated top of his class and gotten engaged: "That day on the roof of the school, anon, I could never have come down if I hadn't've read the first letter of each line"

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Anonymous 10/20/17(Fri)08:50:10 No.748638248 ITT Attempted suicide stories Me first >New kid in school keeps giving me weird looks 64 KB JPG >Every math class he sits behind me, every time I look around he's staring at me >Very annoying, he seems to think he can become my friend just by looking at me >Eating in the lunch hall one day when he walks up behind me and "accidentally" knocks his tray, spills a bit of food on me but most of it on himself and the floor >Reallynigga.mp3 >Go get some napkins and paper towels to clean this mess up >Only guy in the lunch hall helping this new guy, everyone else is just watching >New guy gets the idea that we're now friends >New guy thinks that his plan of staring/spilling food on me worked >Asks me if I want to come round to his place after school and play some vidya (he actually uses the word 'vidya', this guy is seriously on the spectrum) >God help me >l say I can't because I'm busy with homework, study, stuff like that >"Vidya! Vidya! Vidya" he keeps shouting, "Let's play some vidya!" >Everyone in the lunch hall is looking at us now >Yell at him to "Shut the F--- up", push him onto the floor >Over the loudspeaker the fire alarm starts going off, everyone gets up to start evacuating, teachers saying it's just a drill >Up jumps the new kid and sprints toward the stairwell, up the stairs in the opposite direction of the exit >Upstairs is just the rooftop, think to myself that this kid's going to hurl himself off because of what I did to him >Push my way through the crowd of evacuating kids, get upstairs, get to the rooftop, see the standing on the edge shouting "I'm gonna jump, I'm gonna f------ jump!" I won't tell you what I said to the him to get him to come down from there, that'll stay between me and him forever. But l'll never forget what he said to me ten years later after he'd gotten through therapy, graduated top of his class and gotten engaged: "That day on the roof of the school, anon, I could never have come down if I hadn't've read the first letter of each line"

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