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: Anonymous (ID: YuuVPqhc 08/19/21(Thu)09:34:09 No.335090062 >be me, kissless virgin >used to be a militant atheist when I was a kid, now just agnostic >still lean towards there being no god, but I now at least see the value of religion, and prefer the company of religious people 135 KB JPG >decide to go to local church and meet a nice traditional white girl like /pol/ suggests >it actually works, literally first day meet the nicest girl I've ever met >get to know her better, she's deeply religious (even teaches Sunday school), still a virgin (wants to wait until marriage), doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, hates modern media, wants to be a stay at home mom >eventually I work up the nerve to ask her out on a date >she says yes, it goes well >we start dating >can't do anything more than kiss, hold hands, and cuddle, which is fine with me. I've waited 28 years for sex, what's a few more? >things get more serious between us, start talking about marriage >last night I tell her I've been looking at rings >we start talking about the wedding, and she says her grandpa wants her to get a ketubah >"a what?" i say >"it's a jewish thing where you..." i stop her there I walked out of the room at that point and went straight home. I have not talked to her since. She's been calling and texting me nonstop. I've put all this time into courting a girl, only to find out that she's a f------ k---. 56 Replies / 7 Images View Thread

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack
Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #
34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps
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: Anonymous (ID: YuuVPqhc 08/19/21(Thu)09:34:09 No.335090062 >be me, kissless virgin >used to be a militant atheist when I was a kid, now just agnostic >still lean towards there being no god, but I now at least see the value of religion, and prefer the company of religious people 135 KB JPG >decide to go to local church and meet a nice traditional white girl like /pol/ suggests >it actually works, literally first day meet the nicest girl I've ever met >get to know her better, she's deeply religious (even teaches Sunday school), still a virgin (wants to wait until marriage), doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, hates modern media, wants to be a stay at home mom >eventually I work up the nerve to ask her out on a date >she says yes, it goes well >we start dating >can't do anything more than kiss, hold hands, and cuddle, which is fine with me. I've waited 28 years for sex, what's a few more? >things get more serious between us, start talking about marriage >last night I tell her I've been looking at rings >we start talking about the wedding, and she says her grandpa wants her to get a ketubah >"a what?" i say >"it's a jewish thing where you..." i stop her there I walked out of the room at that point and went straight home. I have not talked to her since. She's been calling and texting me nonstop. I've put all this time into courting a girl, only to find out that she's a f------ k---. 56 Replies / 7 Images View Thread

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