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![File: 2DOAA528-8155-4C03-9A7E-7(...).jpg (129 KB, 500x561) O Weeee Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)14:41:03 No.65098403 >be me >proud murican >have a sad, unfulfilling life, with a boring job and no gf >150k savings >growing interest in aviation curious.png >take pilots licence >fly uncles Cessna 172 >have fun OP HER >decide to look at jets on controller.com >results flooded with dirt cheap 139cs >16kn thrust for the price of a cager idea.exe >contact cheapest seller "Anon, I can give it to you for [price] if you can pick it up tomorow; my wife wants to move to [big city] and thinks its a waste of money" >get up early and drive truck to location towing.mp4 >month later, can finally fly it >literally the most fun I have ever had You dont need a gf anons](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/183/512/385.jpg "Anon evolves past the need for a gf | /r/Greentext")
Anon evolves past the need for a gf | /r/Greentext
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![File: 96d29cacaba82fa08d8dd1132(..).jpg (185 KB, 1037x1920) O Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)07:26:14 No.65124270 [Reply] >Be me >Late twenties manlet >Average looking at the very best >Decide to try tinder one more time >At least 80% of girls look way over my league >Want to see what I'm up against >Change settings to show me only the guys about my age >Every single one is handsome, tall and fit >Shirtless pictures every time >They all have careers >They are all outdoorsy >They lead interesting lives >They make more money than me >They even look younger than me >Realize I'm not gonna get any matches >Give up on dating apps forever Tinder is for hot people only, online dating is a lost cause. I will f------ die alone.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/183/321/5c5.png "Anon finally realizes the truth | /r/Greentext")
![: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)19:58:32 No.65127172 >Get home from work yesterday >Do all my s--- that needs to be done (cleaning, washing, cooking), try to go to sleep >All of a sudden the house across starts blaring music >See a ton of cars lining the street 58 KB JPG >Go to their house and knock on their doors, couple of zoomers answer and ask them if they could turn down the music a bit >They laugh and say sure >Get to my house, music is blaring even louder now >Get an idea >Call the cops and report that there's underage drinking/smoking weed at a party on [X] Street >10 minutes later the cops come >After a few minutes music stops, start hearing screaming and yelling >Look outside the window, see the zoomers squealing like swine and being shoved into the cop cars >All the cars leave eventually >Go to sleep with peace in my mind I thank the Police Force of my country for being so reliant and effective at their jobs](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/183/320/e8c.jpg "Anon took action | /r/Greentext")
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