'You Just Don't Understand Socialism Like I Do; Says College Freshman To Man Who Escaped Socialism On A Raft Politics July 13th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com Bernie 2020 177.9k Shares f 45.4k SHARE 41.4k SHARE SHARE MIAMI, FL-While on his way to a summer sociology course at the University of Miami, local college freshman Eddard Pollyton noticed a Cuban American man sitting on a bench. He took the time to lecture the man, who had escaped socialism on a raft when he was young, on why socialism is actually good and how he knows a lot more about socialism than people from socialist countries. "Greetings!" Pollyton said. "I'm Eddard, he/him. I see from your skin color-which is the most important thing about you-that you are Cuban. Pretty sad how those Cubans aren't appreciating the great social programs they have right now, am I right?" The man stared dumbfounded as the student went on and on about private ownership of the means of production, the plight of the proletariat, and the need for the workers to unite and work for the common good. He explained to the man who had nearly starved to death as a child and only survived because his parents had put him on a raft and dared a dangerous sea voyage across the Gulf of Mexico that Cubans have some of the best healthcare, free food and medicine, and literacy programs in the world.

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Under Communism I'd be starving too much to have t--- this big CD 50 15 18 Communist Party @Communist Party This compelling argument made us realize that our ways are unjust. We'll be disbanding the communist party for good. . 5:25 PM Dec 06, 2023 3.5M Views

Johnny Future @weaseljug Replying to @RealAlexRubi Working class? Each one of those tractors costs at least $250,000. These aren't workers. They own capital. They are small businesses owners. 9:32 PM 06 Feb 22 - Twitter Web App 52 Retweets 766 Quote Tweets 376 Likes Knerbin @Knerbus - 18h Replying to @weaseljug and @RealAlexRubi communists when workers own the means of production and use that as leverage against the state 137 738

Nazi Started the Holocaust Communist Started the holodomor That is the difference.

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'You Just Don't Understand Socialism Like I Do; Says College Freshman To Man Who Escaped Socialism On A Raft Politics July 13th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com Bernie 2020 177.9k Shares f 45.4k SHARE 41.4k SHARE SHARE MIAMI, FL-While on his way to a summer sociology course at the University of Miami, local college freshman Eddard Pollyton noticed a Cuban American man sitting on a bench. He took the time to lecture the man, who had escaped socialism on a raft when he was young, on why socialism is actually good and how he knows a lot more about socialism than people from socialist countries. "Greetings!" Pollyton said. "I'm Eddard, he/him. I see from your skin color-which is the most important thing about you-that you are Cuban. Pretty sad how those Cubans aren't appreciating the great social programs they have right now, am I right?" The man stared dumbfounded as the student went on and on about private ownership of the means of production, the plight of the proletariat, and the need for the workers to unite and work for the common good. He explained to the man who had nearly starved to death as a child and only survived because his parents had put him on a raft and dared a dangerous sea voyage across the Gulf of Mexico that Cubans have some of the best healthcare, free food and medicine, and literacy programs in the world.

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Salnax

Salnax

Sep 09, 2021 at 09:18AM EDT in reply to Princeso Bubblegum

That is the most blatant hypothetical victim blaming I've seen in 45 minutes.

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Mr. Candles

Mr. Candles

Sep 09, 2021 at 04:09PM EDT in reply to Princeso Bubblegum

It didn't happen
It wasn't that bad
It was an isolated case
It wasn't our fault
It was an accident
They deserved it <- WE ARE NOW HERE

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