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: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)14:04:10 No.28152324 >looking at Twitter late at night >accidentally drop my phone behind my bed >have to climb under my bed to get it back >lodge myself under the bed so I can reach it 150 KB PNG >grab it, mission accomplished > turn around so I can get out from under the bed >see a pair of feet standing on the other end of my room >as soon as I see them they quickly walk off >don't hear my door open or close (and it's really loud because I hang a bunch of stuff from the handle) >finally climb out >nobody in my room >my entire family has been asleep for hours >what the f--- Who the f--- was it 8 Replies View Thread
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    Anonymous am i gay??? 4 KB JPG me, also studying >glance at him 06/25/24(Tue)18:32:01 No.77954038 >be me, 19yo collegefag >straight as an arrow, been dating the same girl since 7th grade >legitimately truly never ever been attracted to or aroused by men >be in computer lab at college, studying for exam >guy comes in and sits across from >literally the most beautiful person i've ever seen >not sexy, not cute, BEAUTIFUL >petite, east asian frame, wavy hair down to his shoulders >clear skin, glowing, just the slightest bit tanned >immaculately groomed and dressed >undeniably male but just graceful and delicate >i'm literally struck dumb >nod hi to him and he says hi back >his voice is like f------ honey >again, undeniably male, but jesus christ >even his f------ hands are attractive, long fingers and smooth arms >can't get any studying done for the life of me (obviously) >haven't been able to meet my girlfriend's eyes since >failed my exam too >can't stop thinking about him i know this sounds like a psyop, post the f------ cat picture if you want, make jokes about robots being secretly gay, whatever. i'm actually freaking the f--- out. am i gay? do i look for him? it's a smallish college so i'd probably be able to find him.
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    Anonymous 46 KB PNG >>62849459 (OP) # >Be me >17 >Have younger sister, 13 at the time >Parents going out for the night >Take sister out to a movie cause bored >Popcorn, soda, the works. Some capeshit movie. >Have a fun night, she gives me a hug and says thanks after >Feelsgoodman Probably would have roped years ago if not for my family
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    : Anonymous 05/17/24(Fri)21:53:59 No.676770594 >get a rock >melt rock cpu-564771_1920 Cropped.jpg 77 KB JPG >turn rock into powder >turn rock into a crystal >turn it back into a rock >inscribe ancient runes with powerful magic onto rock >trick rock into thinking >can now use this evolved rock to play skyrim with the most degenerate p--- mods imaginable how the F--- did they figure all this s--- out?
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    Anonymous (ID: ILoYufmu) 06/25/24(Tue)00:13:18 No.58678292 PSYCHO BITCH >Be me >16 >Go to a boarding school. >It has a work program. from Hell Completely unpaid. All the money you 80 KB JPG make goes to your tuition and the school requires you to work. >A non-profit that works with the school hires me. >It's basically a charity that takes care of old people. >Get assigned to work at a Goodwill knock off for some reason >Boss isn't even that old (probably 55 at most) yet the program considers her the old person I'm supposed to help. >Get screamed at for doing homework on the clock (the guy I worked with previously was fine with it but I guess she has different rules). >Asked to vacuum the book room. I do it and she bitches at me for adjusting it while I'm vacuuming. >Clean her office next and there's papers all over the place. Pick them up and I get accused of stealing company secrets. (What the f--- those secrets are I have no clue). >The building's water has that really bad sulfur taste because the plumbing is ancient. Ask my other boss if I can have some Sprite out of the fridge because I'm thirsty and the water is making me gag / giving me a sore throat and she says yes. >Psycho bitch boss finds out I had something out of the fridge and accuses me of stealing from the company. Apparently I'm only allowed to ask her permission for stuff from the fridge. She holds onto this grudge for a whole week and even tries to take it up with the school and my parents. >Eventually get tired of her s--- and just stop showing up to work one day. >Get moved to the school cafeteria and actually like working there because my previous job was so bad. So box. Anyone else have any worst boss ever stories?
    Anonymous (ID: ILoYufmu) 06/25/24(Tue)00:13:18 No.58678292 PSYCHO BITCH >Be me >16 >Go to a boarding school. >It has a work program. from Hell Completely unpaid. All the money you 80 KB JPG make goes to your tuition and the school requires you to work. >A non-profit that works with the school hires me. >It's basically a charity that takes care of old people. >Get assigned to work at a Goodwill knock off for some reason >Boss isn't even that old (probably 55 at most) yet the program considers her the old person I'm supposed to help. >Get screamed at for doing homework on the clock (the guy I worked with previously was fine with it but I guess she has different rules). >Asked to vacuum the book room. I do it and she bitches at me for adjusting it while I'm vacuuming. >Clean her office next and there's papers all over the place. Pick them up and I get accused of stealing company secrets. (What the f--- those secrets are I have no clue). >The building's water has that really bad sulfur taste because the plumbing is ancient. Ask my other boss if I can have some Sprite out of the fridge because I'm thirsty and the water is making me gag / giving me a sore throat and she says yes. >Psycho bitch boss finds out I had something out of the fridge and accuses me of stealing from the company. Apparently I'm only allowed to ask her permission for stuff from the fridge. She holds onto this grudge for a whole week and even tries to take it up with the school and my parents. >Eventually get tired of her s--- and just stop showing up to work one day. >Get moved to the school cafeteria and actually like working there because my previous job was so bad. So box. Anyone else have any worst boss ever stories?
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