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: Anonymous Happy stories 01/11/19(Fri)22:48:23 No.50371278 I suck at greentext even more than I suck at life, so please bear with me >Be me >20 year old beta redditfag >In abusive relationship with spoiled Stacy 125 KB JPG >Meet girl >Beautiful femanon who loves memes >Fall in love with her >Dont cheat on gf because l'm a good boy, but can't get out of the relationship >Ffw 8 months >Finallyfree.jpeg >Ask femanon out, she says yes >Go on date >Totally sperg out cause nervous >F--- it all up >Hate my autistic ass >Ffw three weeks to yesterday >See femanon again at party >She comes up to me and we dance >She kisses me, says she's had a huge crush on me since day 1 >Mfw life's finally good for the first time in a long while There's still hope /b/ros : Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)22:50:35 No.50371311 >>50371278 (OP) # Now stay off reddit, newfriend. Im proud of you

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: Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)22:08:34 No.784190163 >>784189907 >be me >also from Cuba >decide to swim to America >jump into ocean >pringles in my pocket in case I get hungry >doinwell.jpg >get hungry after about a half hour >pull out pringles >cap flies off >pringles everywhere >f---.exe >see a shark fin >them n----- like pringles >shark n---- eats all my pringles >starts to come after me >swim the f--- away >shark catches up >bites my leg right the f--- off >about to go for my arm when I see a US coast guard boat >they carry me aboard >pass out >come to a couple hours later in back of grimy American boat >"hey, you're finally awake" >look at the officers nametag >"Todd Howard" not again >>784190258 #
Anonymous 182 KB JPG 02/11/25(Tue)21:45:58 No.702710239 >written to be empowered "anti- male gaze" lesbian protagonists by neil cuckmann >i still want to gaze at them
Anonymous HEY GARDI I KNOW YOU LIKE THE LIPSTICKS TO TEST YOU BUY. BUT COULD YOU PLEASE STOP? I CAN'T FEEL MY CHEEK ANYMORE Mwah JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE MASTER YOU TOLD ME THE SAME THING AN HOUR AGO. I REALLY NEED TO DO THE DINNER SHOPPING. DON'T WORRY, I'LL CALL FOR PIZZA. ♡♡ Mwah SIGH*... OK... 00 02/10/25(Mon)22:28:05 No.702688473 **Mwah ♡♡♡ Mwah 653 KB PNG >so why did you become a pokemon trainer? >oh you know, just my career path... much
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