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: Anonymous 06/18/18(Mon)13:40:57 No.46491208 >>46490920 # >get fit >women start letting me c-- in their mouth >they make out with me afterwards >lol thats not gay haha it's my c-- she's a chick >hook up with bitch on tinder >f--- her till her she can't take it no more >wants to suck me off but my c--- demands pain and blood >say no and tell her I want to f--- more >but anon I can't my c---- sore and bummy >ask for ass but she refuses saying she can't take my log up the backside >tells me she has a gay roomate that would love a go at my monster >can feel my life forceis being drained by my skin stretching erection >look down at c--- >throbbing with blood as it drains my entire body to feed it's hunger >I can only utter a few more words before all cognitive function shuts down and I beat her to death with my d--- >"bring me the twink" It's a slippery slope brother be careful >>46491224 # >>46491313 # >>46491507 # >>46492124 # >>46495601 # >>46495959 # >>46496206 # >>46500027 # >>46500226 # >>46501337 # >>46501639 # >>46501893 # >>46504474 # >>46504740 # >>46504800 # >>46505477 # >>46505710 #

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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