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: Anonymous 09/29/18(Sat)22:40:34 No.48419478 >be me >country boy >on my family's tree >it's a walnut tree >f------ love walnuts >se qt3.141 walking by >kind of shy so just awkwardly 39 KB PNG stare >she notices me >"hey what are you doing?" >"oh you know just eating some walnuts" >"can I have one" >she looks like a city girl >hand her the walnut >"enjoy" >she looks at it >she f----- puts it in her mouth >shell and all >she starts chocking >panic >punch her in the throat >wallnut breaks and she swallows it >she thanks me >I run home >mfw I busted a nut in a girl >mfw she even swallowed >later virgins

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Anonymous | 67852442 174.6 KB PNG 5 min. ago ●●● >Go to hospital to discuss septum surgery with my mom and gp >Doctor asks if I have any allergies >No >Mom chimes in >Of course you have allergies anon, why else are there so many tissues in your room >Mom remains clueless He f------ laughed he knew
Anonymous 145 KB PNG >be me 11/23/24(Sat) 08:24:24 No.927754455 >Check up on the reddit normies from time to time >"My 85 year old grandfather can't figure out how to use his oven - LOL PAINT CHIPS" >"A man hit on me at the gym so I s--- myself and barked at him and shaved my eyebrows in self defense" >I've gotten my Harris sign stolen and given death threats 15+ times but there's no video" >" Why are republicans so obsessed with trans?" Trans flag pfp > Every comment that has any kind of criticism has 3,000 qualifying statements so they don't get harassed " I'm a gigantic f----- and sucked 30 d---- in 41 minutes, but I don't think blah blah blah" Are these real f------ people?
Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p) 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.
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