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![File: me on a daily basis.jpg (98 KB, 1080x1079) Piease be my darling I have nobody O Anonymous 10/13/21(Wed)02:02:15 No.65742985 [Reply] >>65743937 >>65744579 >Talking to a friend, conversation turns to how desperate I am to have a girlfriend >"Trust me anon," he says, "You don't even know what have a girlfriend is like, how could you want one?" >l get defensive and even though I haven't had one before, I still have a general idea of what having a girlfriend would be like >"Okay," he says, "Name something you'd want a girlfriend for that'd she do everyday BESIDES cooking, cleaning, or anything else a live-in-maid would do" >l quickly reply "Send me cute photos of herself to cheer me through the work day" >My friend just stares at me and says "You don't need a girlfriend for that, girls do that all the time" >l disagree and he starts to laugh and says "watch this" as he pulls out his phone >He scrolls through his phone and quickly texts three girls the same the same question "What's the fit for today?" >Within five minutes all three girls have replied to him with photos, one of which is the girl in a towel with the caption "Showers after the gym are the best!" >My friend says to me, "This is just want girls do, man. You don't need a girlfriend just make some friends who are girls and you'll get pics." Is this true? I'm still in shock at his display of social prowess over me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/223/203/e3e.png "I never seen so much social power | /r/Greentext")
![File: pgYSqgC. jpg (29 KB, 557x317) O Anonymous 02/22/21(Mon)11:50:26 No.848006549 [Reply] >>848006596 i haven't had sex in nearly a year Anonymous 02/22/21(Mon)11:51:27 No.848006596 >>848006549 (OP) i haven't had sex](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/027/623/d26.jpg "Anon is a redditor | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 2016-07-17 02:23:20 Post No. 30002091 [Report] Image search: [Google] >be me 18 >looking at hentai and jerking off >dad calls me to come and look at something on tv >tell him im busy and to hold on >5 minutes later he asks what im 9 KB, 205x246 doing >i say nothing >he comes to my room and starts trying to open the door >tell him to stop before he regrets it >he picks the f------ lock >he sees my c--- out and i start pushing the door closed but hes still trying to get in >push him away from the door so he doesn't come on >pushes his way into my room and punches me in the face then storms off Why the f--- can't I get any privacy?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/681/834/3af.png "Anon watches Hentai | /r/Greentext")
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