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![File: 1387332734498.jpg-(6 KB, 246x205, images (6).jpg) Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)21:12:14 No.521945124 >Be me, high school senior >A set of Chinese twins enter my grade in the middle of the year >greatmorechinks.jpeg >It was a boy and a girl: Ving and Ling Chingchongsomethingsomething >Parents must have been smashed on sake to think of those gems >Both are in my trig class >Ving sits next to me, turns out to be pretty cool >He tells me I can cheat off his tests if I do one thing for him >I'm failing trig, I'd sell my soul for his test answers >"Sure, anything." >He asks me how to legally change his name [Autism Intensifies] >He's sick of having a stupid-ass name like Ving >Can't say I blame him >Ask him what he wants his new name to be >'Lee. Like, Bruce Lee." >Soundsgood.jpeg >Ling overhears us from a few rows away >Says that his name has been passed down for generations >His parents would disown him if he changed it >Ving doesn't give a s--- >l offer to drive him to town hall afterschool >Ling insists on tagging along >Shrug, drive them both >Walk into town hall, Ving goes straight to the desk >Demands a form, pulls out birth certificate >shitgotreal.jpeg >Starts scribbling down info on name-change sheet > Suddenly looks conflicted >Tears start welling >Apparently that ancestral s--- runs deep >Tells receptionist he can't do it >She says he'll have to pay a fee to cancel his request >Stupid-ass small-town laws >Ling is just glad he changed his mind, grabs some cash from her purse >ls about to hand it to the receptionist when some dude bursts into the town hall >Short, elderly Asian man, neon shorts, American flag t-shirt and ray-bans >Someone's gone full 'murican >Ving stares at the man, tears dripping down his yellow cheeks >'Dad.?" >Dad runs up and embraces son >Huge smile on his face >'Don't stop, be Lee, Ving >Hold on to that fee, Ling." Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)21:18:48 No.521946075 .lol >> Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)21:20:03 No.521946268 10/10 you f-----](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/235/119/e09.jpg "Anon's friend changes his name | /r/Greentext")
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