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Anon is a teapot | /r/Greentext
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![: Anonymous E 03/27/21(Sat)00:25:05 No.62933648 >take gf to store to get groceries >buy her whatever she wants because I love her >plan to make lasagna together when we get home >but UH OH she spotted a rival female at the store so she has a f------ ridiculous self-pitying insecure meltdown as if I'm going to dump her right there in the cookie aisle and chase after some random thot I've never seen before 58 KB JPG and barely noticed anyway >fight all the way through the store >fight all the way home >fight as we make lasagna >fight after eating >still fighting now ALL BECAUSE THIS C--- SAW ONE OTHER F------ WOMAN SOMEWHERE IN PUBLIC I'm this [] close to just dumping this stupid c---, lI'm so tired of every f------ day being her moaning and whining about the fact that prettier girls than her exist, as if that's something can f------ control and can be blamed for I would like to stay with her because we get along and have built a decent little lifestyle together that works for us but I can't even buy the bitch lasagna noodles and ricotta without her having a f------ meltdown that random thot #45842735714812931203 has bigger t--- or skinnier arms or whatever the f--- she's mad about today](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/241/226/a9a.jpg "Bitxh lasagna | /r/Greentext")
![File: a0453973365_10.jpg (193 KB, 1000x1000) Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)17:38:16 No.62809336 [Reply] >>62809454 >>62810140 >>62810158 >>62810172 > Be me about 6 years ago > Dumbass 15 year old trying to find any way to fit in > Group of cool kids all start to hang out with me out of nowhere > Can't figure out why > After a few weeks convinced it's not some practical joke > Endorphins finally start flowing > "Is this what it means to be human?" > Other popular kid approaches me > Am I double lucky > "Hey anon, just a heads up. Those guys are only hanging out with you because they know you're on ritalin. They're supplier got caught by the school giving away his and they're gonna try to get you to do the same" > Of f------ corse > Decide to play along until the day comes > Popuhot calls me one day before school > "Hey anon, you're on ritalin, right. It would be totally awesome if you could share some with us." > "Sure becky, I'm fine with that" > Bring baggie of pills to school > "Hey, anon, these are a different color." > "Yeah, I'm on the generic because l'm poor haha" > They all laugh and leave me. > Mfw I just gave them a bag of my Dad's IBS medicine that I've been stealing in anticipation of this moment. I3D Most of them got really sick that day and in the days after. One threw up in class and apparently Becky got so constipated she had to be taken to the doctor. Of course, none of them told anyone why this was happening and they all thought my poor kid ritalin got them sick.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/049/640/9c8.jpg "Lost in Digestion | /r/Greentext")
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