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File: 1339463110124.jpg-(5 KB, 168x300, randomtits3.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 020ai2gr) 06/11/12(Mon)21:05:10 No.405572083 Ok /b/, here's my situation >been seeing the same prostitute for a few months >Lost my virginity to her, only person I've ever f----- >She's semi attractive and not too expensive >Normally do it in a hotel but I can't afford it and just invite her back to my place >We f--- for the amount of time I paid for >Just as she is about to leave she sees my dvd of an old film called "a matter of life and death" >Says thats her favourite film, asks if she can watch it >We watch a film together, we don't do anything >She phones up the next day and asks if I want to hang out >When we meet up I ask if I can have sex with her >She tells me no, because she thinks we have gotten too close >asks if we can be friends Did I get friendzoned by a prostitute? What can I do to f--- her again? also t--- Replies to this post: >>405573249 >>405573807 >>405573902 >>405573984 >>405573989 >>405574087 >>405574127 >>405574358 >>405574768 >>405575349 >>405577008 >>405577380 >>405578874 >>405578958 >>405579449 >>405579557 >>405580423 >>405583306 >>405588034 >>405592076 >>405596849 >>405596980 >>405597582 >>405606184 >>405608492 >>405608473 >>405809413 >>405812207 >>405812690 >>405817030 Anonymous (ID: ZT141M6Z) 06/11/12(Mon)21:06:25 No.405572286 hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh god yes Replies to this post: >>405575956 Anonymous (ID: 10kd+4Jn) 06/11/12(Mon)21:06:27 No.405572296 the best story Anonymous (ID: kjwocsRA) 06/11/12(Mon)21:09:29 No.405572857 Q0 >Did I get friendzoned by a prostitute? Yes, yes you did. Bravo, OP. You've unlocked the ultimate beta achievement.

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File: 1339463110124.jpg-(5 KB, 168x300, randomtits3.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 020ai2gr) 06/11/12(Mon)21:05:10 No.405572083 Ok /b/, here's my situation >been seeing the same prostitute for a few months >Lost my virginity to her, only person I've ever f----- >She's semi attractive and not too expensive >Normally do it in a hotel but I can't afford it and just invite her back to my place >We f--- for the amount of time I paid for >Just as she is about to leave she sees my dvd of an old film called "a matter of life and death" >Says thats her favourite film, asks if she can watch it >We watch a film together, we don't do anything >She phones up the next day and asks if I want to hang out >When we meet up I ask if I can have sex with her >She tells me no, because she thinks we have gotten too close >asks if we can be friends Did I get friendzoned by a prostitute? What can I do to f--- her again? also t--- Replies to this post: >>405573249 >>405573807 >>405573902 >>405573984 >>405573989 >>405574087 >>405574127 >>405574358 >>405574768 >>405575349 >>405577008 >>405577380 >>405578874 >>405578958 >>405579449 >>405579557 >>405580423 >>405583306 >>405588034 >>405592076 >>405596849 >>405596980 >>405597582 >>405606184 >>405608492 >>405608473 >>405809413 >>405812207 >>405812690 >>405817030 Anonymous (ID: ZT141M6Z) 06/11/12(Mon)21:06:25 No.405572286 hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh god yes Replies to this post: >>405575956 Anonymous (ID: 10kd+4Jn) 06/11/12(Mon)21:06:27 No.405572296 the best story Anonymous (ID: kjwocsRA) 06/11/12(Mon)21:09:29 No.405572857 Q0 >Did I get friendzoned by a prostitute? Yes, yes you did. Bravo, OP. You've unlocked the ultimate beta achievement.

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