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During the "Spore's Wake: What Seriously Happened?" panel at GDC, we learned a fantastic new meme that we have to share with you. "Time To Penis" (or just "TTP" in the streetz) is defined as the amount of time it will take children to make something rude out of a set of tools they've been given -- typically, that object is a penis. Apparently, TTP can be measured down to the near-second. In Spore's case, TTP was actually a negative factor since "children" were making penis monsters before the Creature Creator was even officially released!

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Callie, little baby carrot person @calligraphymmo ... so TTP (time to penis) is a great term in game development, but what about TTU (time to uterus)? THEATER OF PAIN UPPER BARROW OLCARNAGE 2:10 AM - Nov 29, 2020 - TweetDeck

Skyla @skylatron "What is the time-to-penis on election graphs?" Pennsylvania > Wisconsin > 94% reported 80% reported 80% 80% 60 60 49.6% 48.7% 53.4% 45.3% 40 40 20 20 75% 0% 25% 50% 75% 0% 25% 1:40 PM - Nov 4, 2020 · Twitter Web App

Tyler @TylersNewGroove Alright, calling it, there's the TTP (time to penis) for #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons みー@あつ森咳き係@chumler2000 - May 8, 2020 #どうぶつの森#AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #ACNH #NintendoSwitch #リリアン #ダビデ像 #アックセンク島 #今日からブラランノーマルなし BやめるO撮影 7:13 PM - May 8, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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so TTP (time to penis) is a great term in game development, but what about TTU (time to uterus)?

Callie, little baby carrot person @calligraphymmo ... so TTP (time to penis) is a great term in game development, but what about TTU (time to uterus)? THEATER OF PAIN UPPER BARROW OLCARNAGE 2:10 AM - Nov 29, 2020 - TweetDeck

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"What is the time-to-penis on election graphs?"

Skyla @skylatron "What is the time-to-penis on election graphs?" Pennsylvania > Wisconsin > 94% reported 80% reported 80% 80% 60 60 49.6% 48.7% 53.4% 45.3% 40 40 20 20 75% 0% 25% 50% 75% 0% 25% 1:40 PM - Nov 4, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Alright, calling it, there's the TTP (time to penis)

Tyler @TylersNewGroove Alright, calling it, there's the TTP (time to penis) for #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons みー@あつ森咳き係@chumler2000 - May 8, 2020 #どうぶつの森#AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #ACNH #NintendoSwitch #リリアン #ダビデ像 #アックセンク島 #今日からブラランノーマルなし BやめるO撮影 7:13 PM - May 8, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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TTP (aka Time to Penis) is one of life's inevitabilities

Вecky Ball @balboulbola TTP (aka Time to Penis) is one of life's inevitabilities a VICE UK @VICEUK · May 15, 2019 'Balls Are Complete': How a Navy Jet Crew Drew a Massive Penis in the Sky dlvr.it/R4kYhs 11:00 AM - May 15, 2019 - Twitter Web App

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This is a known phenomenon among game devs referred to as TTP

3-bit Gamer Show 83-Bit @3bitGamerShow This is a known phenomenon among game devs referred to as TTP or "time to penis" - that is, how long it takes gamers to create a penis in their games. We discussed this a few weeks back with the brilliant @ChaseStraight spreaker.com/user/allredmed... Friend: What was the first thing you did on Red Dead Redemption 2? Me: 11:49 AM - Oct 26, 2018 · Twitter Web Client

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what. the. fuck #SOULCALIBURVI

uyu alt ... @AltFGC what. the. f--- #SOULCALIBURVI 1:22 AM - Oct 19, 2018 · Twitter Web Client

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That was fast

Michael Flarup ... @flarup That was fast Earlier today: Added new community tools for players to upload their own levels to Conduct DELUXE! Time to penis: 4 hours 1/90 336S 2:57 PM - Mar 19, 2018 from Køge, Danmark · Tweetbot for ios

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There is a phenomenon called "time to penis": the time it takes before players make penises in a game.

Shannon ... @ShannonZKiller There is a phenomenon called "time to penis": the time it takes before players make penises in a game. Conan devs beat them to the punch. 7:03 AM - Jan 31, 2017 - TweetDeck

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Loco Motion, TTP (Time To Penis): : 5 hours 40 minutes

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that's why "time to penis" is an important measurement in game design.

Jeff Atwood @codinghorror - Mar 24, 2016 ... Tay bot is a good example of what happens when you fail to design for evil. "Always design for evil. Microsoft Tay ai businessinsider.com Microsoft is deleting its Al chatbot's incredibly racist tweets 22 27 240 209 Armin “vax ffs" Ronacher ... @mitsuhiko Replying to @codinghorror @codinghorror that's why "time to penis" is an important measurement in game design. 12:56 PM - Mar 24, 2016 · Twitter for Mac

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TTP (time-to-penis) was under 45 minutes.

following the dopamine O @randil. · Nov 19, 2015 @glassbottommeg last night, i was playing battlefront with friends. they used their guns to draw a penis on the wall. made me think of you. ... 1 1 following the dopamine O @randileeharper ... Replying to @randileeharper @glassbottommeg TTP (time-to-penis) was under 45 minutes. 9:38 PM - Nov 19, 2015 · Twitter Web Client

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Funny story - we were asked to make dong detection software for LEGO Universe too.

Megan Fox (A OUT NOW) @glassbottommeg ... Funny story - we were asked to make dong detection software for LEGO Universe too. We found it to be utterly impossible at any scale. 6:00 PM - May 29, 2015 - Twitter for iPhone

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During the "Spore's Wake: What Seriously Happened?" panel at GDC, we learned a fantastic new meme that we have to share with you. "Time To Penis" (or just "TTP" in the streetz) is defined as the amount of time it will take children to make something rude out of a set of tools they've been given -- typically, that object is a penis. Apparently, TTP can be measured down to the near-second. In Spore's case, TTP was actually a negative factor since "children" were making penis monsters before the Creature Creator was even officially released!

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