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: Anonymous embarrassing moments 12/22/21(Wed)20:16:36 No.23698039 >my brother's girlfriend found out I was trans (brother outed me to her) >she asked me to elaborate on that ("so do you want to become a girl or..." >"no,I was born a female and I transitioned to be a man") >she covers her mouth and gasps "OH 367 KB PNG MY GOOO0OD... so precious" >brother looks at me awkwardly >she says "we should go shopping some time" >w--? >last weekend she texts me and says they were having a girl's night out shopping for Christmas presents >"I'm not interested" >she calls me >"can you please come pleeeeeeease" >"no" >"I'll buy you whatever you want up to $100" >"ok fine" >we're at the mall with her and 2 of her friends >she introduces me to them >"hey I said I would get you something if you came, where do you want to go?" >"ok come with me" >walk to Gamestop >they're talking to each other while I am quiet >ask the cashier for Halo Infinite >brother's gf says "wait... we need to have a talk about this?" >"you said anything under $100" >"ok yeah... okay it will be on debit" >she pays for the game >we leave the store and she walks to a bench and gestures for me to sit down >"so... I thought your brother said you were trans? like born female and all that?" >"yeah?" >"but you picked out a video game? what's that all about?" >"well what were you expecting?" >"but you are born female you should have you know... don't you like clothes or makeup surely you grew up with an interest in girl things? I don't understand why you picked a video game?" >there's this look of utter confusion on her face >"I always played games, why are you looking at me like that?" >"when I said we'll go shopping I meant clothes and makeup and stuff. surely you knew what I meant? and you're not talking? you aren't really fun..." >"I don't want to argue with you" >"I mean this isn't how I pictured it at all... can I have the game and give it to my boyfriend for Christmas, I paid for it" >"you said that you will buy it for me if I came" >"but this isn't how I pictured it you know..."

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: Anonymous embarrassing moments 12/22/21(Wed)20:16:36 No.23698039 >my brother's girlfriend found out I was trans (brother outed me to her) >she asked me to elaborate on that ("so do you want to become a girl or..." >"no,I was born a female and I transitioned to be a man") >she covers her mouth and gasps "OH 367 KB PNG MY GOOO0OD... so precious" >brother looks at me awkwardly >she says "we should go shopping some time" >w--? >last weekend she texts me and says they were having a girl's night out shopping for Christmas presents >"I'm not interested" >she calls me >"can you please come pleeeeeeease" >"no" >"I'll buy you whatever you want up to $100" >"ok fine" >we're at the mall with her and 2 of her friends >she introduces me to them >"hey I said I would get you something if you came, where do you want to go?" >"ok come with me" >walk to Gamestop >they're talking to each other while I am quiet >ask the cashier for Halo Infinite >brother's gf says "wait... we need to have a talk about this?" >"you said anything under $100" >"ok yeah... okay it will be on debit" >she pays for the game >we leave the store and she walks to a bench and gestures for me to sit down >"so... I thought your brother said you were trans? like born female and all that?" >"yeah?" >"but you picked out a video game? what's that all about?" >"well what were you expecting?" >"but you are born female you should have you know... don't you like clothes or makeup surely you grew up with an interest in girl things? I don't understand why you picked a video game?" >there's this look of utter confusion on her face >"I always played games, why are you looking at me like that?" >"when I said we'll go shopping I meant clothes and makeup and stuff. surely you knew what I meant? and you're not talking? you aren't really fun..." >"I don't want to argue with you" >"I mean this isn't how I pictured it at all... can I have the game and give it to my boyfriend for Christmas, I paid for it" >"you said that you will buy it for me if I came" >"but this isn't how I pictured it you know..."

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