File: 1366865205735.png-(359 KB, 500x500, 1366428024192. png) O Anonymous (ID: Zsp8Glig) 04/25/13(Thu)00:46:45 No.475373616 Repies 22475374061 2 2475376724 224Z63Z0ZGI >475376902 >476376996 22475377759 2247S378003 22475378141 224ZS378: Today I am going to tell you what I am most afraid of. here we go. >Be me >Be about a 6/10 >Just move into a new neighborhood and have no friends >Be outside mowing the lawn when random dog runs up to me >Look up and a 9/10 is running after it Help her get dog back, introduce ourselves »Become very good friends >Eventually begin dating »Fast forward about two months >New girl maves in eh about a 7/10, would boink >Try to be polite and introduce myself to new girl >New girl and I start to become friends too, even though she seems a little odd >Tell her i have a girfriend, can see she is (iterally) insanely jealous >Fast forward two more weeks >Start to see less and less of my girlfriend and at the same time new girl starts to become even more of a psycho bitch >Fast forward 4 days >Get a random Facebook message from my girlfriend saying that 7/10 threatened to kill my girlfriend if she ever talked to me again >w-- jpeg >Fast forward one more week >Do not hear or see either girl since that message on facebook, start growing very worried >Random knock on my door, Its the cops >Shows me picture of two girls asking if I know them Say yes, getting more worried >Cops tell me that 7/10 committed suicide and remains of my girfriend showed up in her stomach during the autopsy TL:DR why was the 6 afraid of the 7? Because 7 ate 9

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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File: 1366865205735.png-(359 KB, 500x500, 1366428024192. png) O Anonymous (ID: Zsp8Glig) 04/25/13(Thu)00:46:45 No.475373616 Repies 22475374061 2 2475376724 224Z63Z0ZGI >475376902 >476376996 22475377759 2247S378003 22475378141 224ZS378: Today I am going to tell you what I am most afraid of. here we go. >Be me >Be about a 6/10 >Just move into a new neighborhood and have no friends >Be outside mowing the lawn when random dog runs up to me >Look up and a 9/10 is running after it Help her get dog back, introduce ourselves »Become very good friends >Eventually begin dating »Fast forward about two months >New girl maves in eh about a 7/10, would boink >Try to be polite and introduce myself to new girl >New girl and I start to become friends too, even though she seems a little odd >Tell her i have a girfriend, can see she is (iterally) insanely jealous >Fast forward two more weeks >Start to see less and less of my girlfriend and at the same time new girl starts to become even more of a psycho bitch >Fast forward 4 days >Get a random Facebook message from my girlfriend saying that 7/10 threatened to kill my girlfriend if she ever talked to me again >w-- jpeg >Fast forward one more week >Do not hear or see either girl since that message on facebook, start growing very worried >Random knock on my door, Its the cops >Shows me picture of two girls asking if I know them Say yes, getting more worried >Cops tell me that 7/10 committed suicide and remains of my girfriend showed up in her stomach during the autopsy TL:DR why was the 6 afraid of the 7? Because 7 ate 9

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