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Anonymous (ID: MXOKR33M) 02/21/13(Thu)04:57:05 No.460197458 File: 1361440625692.jpg-(69 KB, 281x356, 34566.jpg) >Fapping one night >Dog keeps looking at me >Getting annoyed >Yelling at him while fapping >He just lowers head and squints >Still watching me sideways >Throwing things at him while fapping >Rage fapping >I c-- while looking at him and yelling >Orgasm ruined >Came all over my legs in anger >Really annoyed >Get up, start cleaning >Notice utility worker on pole outside window >He's laughing his ass off >I immediately drop to the floor >Crawl to light switch, turn off light >Still hear him laughing >Crawl into hallway >Still hear him laughing >Well, f---.

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