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: Anonymous 06/12/18(Tue)16:57:34 No.771324837 >parents throw dinner party >l'm only there because hungry >f----- Greg starts converstation with me >"So anon what do you do?" >tell him i'm a stock man 58 KB JPG >"you don't really look like a wallstreet kind of guy" >what >asks me how the stocks are doing >tell him we just got XXL toilet paper in stock >he is visibly confused >dad joins conversation >"anon is a stock man at Publix" >greg asks if we mean stock boy >tell him I was hired as stock boy at 19 and was promoted to stock man at 25 >he's holding back his laugher >goes to his wife and whispers in her ear >they both start laughing >they go around the party whispering in the other guests ear >everybody starts laughing and looking at me >Go to my room and punch wall >break pinky

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