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![413531-CosmicBrownies.jpg (195 KB, 800x600) google igdb Little Debbi COSMIC Brownies NTAINS 12 SQUARES CHOCOLATE C Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)13:00:34 No.28470756 [♥]>>28470782 >>28470790 >Last Night's D&D session >DM decides to reveal that he's actually a bit of an amateur chef >Spends ten minutes puttering around in the kitchen, and we hear the constant churning noise of a blender >Comes back with large mugs filled with a thick, brown liquid >"It's my cosmic brownie shake. Just try it." >Try it >It tastes like sex with an angel >Everyone drains their mugs >"Don't worry, there's plenty left! You can drink as much as you want! And, the best part is, its actually really healthy for you!" >We start playing, continuing to drink the tasty shakes the entire time >About an hour in, I start to feel funny. >One guy dashes off to the bathroom, and a few seconds later we hear him screaming >"IT'S LIKE SNAKES. IT'S LIKE SNAKES ARE IN MY GUTS AND ARE TEARING APART MY A------." >No one has any idea what he's talking about. >One minute later >Everyone knows what he's talking about. >I manage to reach one of the three bathrooms >Pain >Agonizing pain >Like my liver is strangling my stomach while my intestines tie themselves into knots >I am s------- and crying and occasionally screaming >Hear screaming coming from outside the window >One guy didn't manage to get into a bathroom >He's screaming and crying and s------- outside in the backyard >Neighbors walk out of their house to see what's going on >Guy in the backyard is pleading with them to kill him >Everyone spends the entire night just s------- and crying I just got back home and I think I lost thirty pounds. Gaming food thread? [-] Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)13:02:47 No.28470782 [♥]>>28470798 >>28470804 >>28470828 >>28470756 (OP) Did you get the recipe?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/992/192/ce8.png "But did he receive thy recipe for thy secret sauce? | /r/Greentext")
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