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Anon becomes the very thing he swore to destroy | /r/Greentext
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![Anonymous 09/18/22(Sun)18:32:32 No.885828819 [Reply] >885832956 >be me >have microbenis >it's literally the size of those small linked sausages >get girlfriend in college >bestgirl.jpg >afraid she will dump me if she finds out >she's a bit woke, not badly though >tell her I'm a t----- and that I have dysphoria because I'm being denied surgery >she buys it >plan to fool her until marriage and hope penis transplants are a thing by then >she bought it too hard >ohno, poor anon is oppressed because he doesn't have a penis >she gets me a f------ strap on as a birthday present >it's type meant for lesbians with the harness and pantries >can't back out now >hide my mini meat inside the panties and f--- her >it's awkward but it works >she's really happy >this goes on for a while until she accidentally sees my d--- >what's that anon? I thought you didn't get surgery? >panic >tell her it's my clitoris, it has gotten larger because of the uhh...hormone therapy >oh why didn't you tell me anon?! That's great, it looks almost like a real penis >she wants to try it >actually get to f--- my girl with my real micromeat, it's obviously not as good as the strap on, but she seems genuinely happy >she praises it, saying it's very realistic and that I don't need surgery >calls it cute >says I'm biologically blessed to have gotten this large a penis naturally, and that it's proof that i'm a man >Mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/442/696/1cf.png "Anon has a micropenis | /r/Greentext")
![: Anonymous 49 KB JPG 07/11/23(Tue) 14:20:03 No.73987052 >debate veganism in world of warcraft /lookingforgroup chat often >get into hour long debates where it shame people for eating meat >they encourage eachother to mass report me >i get banned for 14 days 6 hours >have to run through my old steam cataloguer and spend time on r9k COPING until i can play wow again, all before 10.1.5 drops its immoral and shameful to kill animals needlessly. we dont need to eat meat for any nutritional reasons, we can meet all of our nutritional needs on a well planned vegan diet anyone who kills animals needless is doing something wrong, and should be ashamed of it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQRAfJyEsko [Open] : Anonymous >>73987052 (OP) # Jesus said we can eat meat so f--- off >>73987204 # >>73987348 # 07/11/23(Tue)14:22:04 No.73987075 07/11/23(Tue)14:25:21 No.73987117 : Anonymous >>73987052 (OP) # serves you right for being such a massive f----- that even WoW players (WoW players in 2023, mind) can't stand your retarded b-------. This is the game that spent literally years on Chuck Norris jokes.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/620/620/76d.jpg "Anon is a vegan | /r/Greentext")
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