But it's both Nutritious and Delicious!

Just don't make the mistake of combining it with oily toppings like pepperoni or beef; as that makes the pizza far too soggy.

This is why you're not allowed to join the Church of Shirley, you wouldn't know good food if it tied you to a stake and set you on fire.

Everyone knows that the best pizza toppings are pepperoni, sausage and pineapple, together.