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Anon is serbian | /r/Greentext
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![File: super scot.png (15 KB, 72x95) O /b/ Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)04:51:25 No.872709639 [Reply] got a good one for you today /b/ros >be me >straya f--, live around Noarlunga Centre >catch public transport often >there's this tard who also does and walks around the mall often >30 something >wears superman costume with a cowboy hat, ben ten Omnitrix and power ranger sword >local legend, everyone loves him, he gets free bus/train rides >see him often, we're good mates >complements my mums hair meanwhile >stacy at school >popular, everyone except me and my mates thinks she's cool >ffw to last week >people talking about the Noarlunga superman >stacy joins in >"you mean that f------ retard? he's such a f------ loser" >everyone looks like she just killed someone >stacy immediately ousted from all social circles >no one talks to her anymore >everyone stil| loves the superman justice served](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/311/141/aee.jpg "Anon meets a superhero | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1442571422947 jpg (220 KB, 1182x966) Anonymous 03/07/16(Mon)18:05:16 No.672747306 [Reply] >>672749104 >be me >going to see the viewing of Zootopia >in the theater here they have an RPx viewing place where you can reserve seats >reserve the entire row, costs me almost $150 >this is the best row, the one right by the stairs >the one that all the moms with their little s---- go to sit at because it's the easiest to get to >sit right in the middle >hot cooked food to the left, drink, popcorn to the right >moms start pouring in with their spawn >trying to sit down >"sorry but all of these seats are reserved" >"for who?" >"for me" >"you can't do that >'yes, I can" >almost every single one of them ask to go see a manager, carrying their spawn along with them >manager comes in, I show him the tickets with the seat spot numbers as proof that I reserved the seats >"sorry ma'am, he reserved them, but there are plenty of other seats to sit at >at this point they don't even care where they sit, they just don't want me to win >they start complaining to the manager about how it's b------- that I get to reserve every seat in the row and how they should change their policy to where each person can only reserve one seat and bla bla bla >manager backs me up though, what a trooper >they accept defeat and take their seats >few moments later, some people come in without kids, and go to sit down in the row I reserved >soccer mom in the row above me tells them in a very bitchy way "you can't sit there, he reserved every single seat in that row just for him. If's b-------" >'no ifs fine, you guys can sit here" >this just pisses her off more >she storms out and gets a manager again >hear her yelling at the manager about how he's discriminating against her >she threatens to leave >he kid starts crying >she admits defeat again and sits down >l audibly laugh >"that's it >she grabs her kid by the arm and leaves >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/344/015/f1d.jpg "we do a little trolling | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 07/09/23(Sun)12:52:43 No.73958686 [Reply] >>73958854 >>73959210 >>73959427 >be me >had a crush on the same girl since grade 9 >now both in college (same area) >i am still a virgin >gotten fit since high school but still obviously autistic >she is basically an ig model now >insane figure, perfect round t--- >we run into each other at a pub and catch up >both a little drunk and we go back to my place >we are fooling around and i finger her >literally just in my bed kissing her and playing with her clit and occasionally going inside her >unironically bored as f--- >she is writhing and arching her back What if we date as a joke >i am thinking about one piece >she finishes, i feel her clench around my fingers and she literally shakes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/618/938/783.png "Anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext")
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