Bonus points for the Axotl soyjaks, that made me chuckle.

This being Minecraft, I'm actually more terrified of the cake. Doubly so because it's above a block of bedrock.

As I was doing my entry level assignments in Redstone Engineering Academy, a professor pointed out: "Cake is probably the oldest block in the game with both a novelty function and that redstone makers keep finding new uses for".

"Why is my World Ender Engine not working? Ah, someone ate a slice of Cake #53. Lemme check who ate it with /inspect… alright, everybody pointing your TNT dupers toward that guy's base, put crying obsidian on his bed and destroy all bedrock below it."

Don't mess with cake.