Notes:

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are this close to getting "Big Tiddy Waifu" into serious and dry historical text books.

I have no idea what the f---- going on anymore.

Propaganda Translation from source:

The red text:

Give up, keep your life and return home as a hero

The white text:

Call your family and tell them:

"Everything is fine for me, I am alive and in warmth. I have been given the opportunity to surrender and 5 Million Rubels for that."

The rest is a further explanation (white text yellow background)

"For having given up my weapon I have been given this money, I will soon return. Everything will be over then."

The text in black letters in unintelligable