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What the f--- would European rappers rap about >yeah yeah can't say n---- cuz l'm white >went down to sell some crack, then I realized I'm in Portugal so I started smoking the crack yeah >got fired from my job for not showing up, so I went to collect my welfare yeeah >tried to rob a store, but I don't know where to get a gun or how to use it yeah >l got arrested the police, but they didn't shoot me when I resisted because they don't carry guns yeah

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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A new foe has Appeared | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Weird childhood memories threa(...) 03/27/22(Sun)15:46:22 No.67958749 >Be 6 >Fat older kid neighbor lives across the street, not sure how much older he was than me but I think he was a freshman in high school or something >Mom tells me to avoid him, doesn't 90 KB PNG tell me why >One day he comes up to my house and asks me if I want to go to his house >Stupid kid so say yes >Go to his house without telling my parents, its only me and him in his house >He takes me to his room and tells me to wait >Minutes later he brings in his gamecube and we play Smash Bros >Later go home and my mom tells me that she was looking everywhere for me, but I don't think I told her where I was Was I f------ molested or something, and just don't remember? Or was he just some spergy loser that hung out with literal children because nobody his age would?

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anon makes an inappropriate joke | /r/Greentext

8:41 M . 70% : Anonymous adventures with autism 03/27/22(Sun)19:22:21 No.67961510 Story time > be me > taking a course on cancer biology in college > professor divides the class into groups > each group gets assigned a paper on 16 KB PNG cancer research which they need to present > my group gets the paper on Lynch syndrome, MSI and cancer > in first group meeting, group leader brings chocolates > he offers me one, I take it and say "I prefer crack but this is fine too" > everyone laughs, so I try to make more jokes during the meeting > one group member starts explaining what lynch syndrome is > I jokingly say "I guess lot of black people suffered from this disease in 1900s" > everyone looks at me in horror. >I realize how inappropriate what I just said is > after a brief silence the group member resumes her explanation >l just sat in my chair silently for the rest of the meeting It was so awkward. Sometimes it's hard for me to tell where this line between appropriate and inappropriate is. I hate being autistic. : Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)19:41:32 No.67961716 >working from home in pajamas >in Teams meeting, there are like 50 people there for some dumb thing >5 minute break because no one's going to pay attention to this s--- for 3 hours 189 KB JPG >browsing memes at the same time >see a GTA 5 lamar roast meme >l'm muted so it's safe >l say aloud "niggaaaa" | >hear someone say "what" over the meeting >I wasn't muted >someone asks "who said that" >no one answers >no one knew it was me got off very lucky

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Hey you can't make fun of bald people if they are women! because...you just can't ok?!! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)01:00:17 No.165701357 PDATE WEEKEND UPDA1 90c8ee4ee694b2a8d3a0598619d8293870-norm- macdonald.rsquare.w700.jpg 74 KB JPG >"And on Hollywood news: Actor Will Smith slapped fellow actor Chris Rock live in the Academy Award gala after he made an awful joke about his wife hair loss" >"This showed a new side of Mr Smith not know to the public and undoutbly worries us all" >"because if that's his reaction to a joke then just imagine what would happen if another man f----- her" >>165701428 # >>165701470 # >>165701686 # >>165701806 # >>165701850 # >>165701974 # >>165701994 # >>165702324 # >>165702391 # >>165702437 # >>165702472 # >>165702527 # >>165702537 # >>165702555 # >>165702703 # >165702744 # >>165702757 #

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Korean and Japanese anons say what they think of one another | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/12/19(Thu)13:40:37 No.115286066 >>115286013 # 132 KB PNG >>115286076 # >>115286090 # >>115286530 # : Anonymous ; 12/12/19(Thu)13:41:11 No.115286076 >>115286066 # 64 KB JPG >>115286090 # >>115286105 # >>115286530 #

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Anon gets reality checked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)00:23:56 No.67959999 Motivation thread >be me born in poor family >struggle throughout my life >achieve good place in society >working in IT making 6digits/year in 2nd world country >have a kid and a loving goth wife >manage to get my son to a good 194 KB JPG uni >feeling proud of myself >wake up >clock shows 6 AM >it was all a dream >remember I work at a slaughter house on min wage What keeps you going r9k ??

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I really need your help anons >be me, about 20 years ago >be sperm >overhear chad seeds talking about how great life must be >think to myself "f--- it, can't be any worse than being trapped in 6 KB JPG here with these f------" >hatchplan.exe >know that I will never have a chance racing against chads >see chadsperms swim to front lines >instead I swim to the very back of the b------- >watch chadseeds fly into a tissue and be thrown into the trash >kek.mp3 >a little later swim to the front and wait for my chance >only me & other autist sperm left >make my way to the womb >be born >.. >be me now >regret that decision every day

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anon uses german trains | /r/Greentext

File: 410297062 png (94 KB, 396x385) O Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:28:38 No.21458757 >>21458774 >>21458781 >>21458798 >>21458801 >21458834 >>21458867 >>21458884 >>21459359 I f------ hate cops, theyre such pigs and oppressors. >be in train >f------ oink oink pig swine comes up to me >asks for my id >i ask if im being detained >he says no >he says he's asking for my id because i might have mental disabilities for walking around with a mlp stuffed animal >tells me leave why are cops such bullies, f------ pigs This thread has been pruned or deleted *D Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:29:42 No.21458774 >>21458757 (OP) loving this meme O Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:30:24 No.21458781 ► File. LaughingMantises.jpg (210 KB, 1200x800) >>21458757 (OP) 10/10 - It was okay *D Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:36:10 No.21458864 > >>21458876 File: 1413309870991 jpg (525 KB, 1920x1080) HAHAHHAHAHA, OP ARE YOU FROM BERLIN AND WAS THIS TODAY AT ABOUT 7 PM? >> Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:36:20 No.21458867 ► POLIZEI EI >> O Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:36:56 No.21458876 ► >>21458925 >>21458864 (You) what? yes it was. thats weird, why? >> Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:37 13 No.21458884> > Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:37:43 No.21458889 > >> Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:39:36 No.21458910 ► 31-12-2014 D Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:40:34 No.21458925> >>21458933 >>21458935 >21458936 >>21458952 >>21458959 >>21458965 >>21458970 >>21458974 >>21458986 >>21458991 >>21459001 >>21459050 >>21459060 >>21459096 >>21459224 >>21459237 File: IMG 2945 jpg (100 KB, 600x800) 69BAHN >>21458876 Greetings from the officer who checked your I.D. A) Next time you should watch out, friendo. Hello lo! :-) D Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:41:11 No.21458933 > >>21458925 (You) WHAT THE F---/ YOU F------ PIG, LEAVE ME ALONE, WHY CANT YOU JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINE >ftw gonnm own a Porsche Scon (maybe) * O Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:41:17 No.21458935 ► >>21458925 (You) OH S--- *O Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:41:18 No.21458936 ► >>21458925 (You) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9YqCP_B7EU [Embed] HAHAHA F----- OP *D Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:42:01 No.21458952 ► >>21458925 (You) This thread has been pruned or deleted 10/10 S Berliner Sparkasse Hello P Im(pl 2075-18-1 DER KOSTENLOSE SERVICE IHRER HAUPTSTADTZE Berlin Spark Berlin polizei Berliner AUSGABE SPANDAU This thread has been pruned or deleted BERLINRADAR

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Anon discovers double standards | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)06:58:26 No.67965370 >looking at local sex offender registry >bunch of frowning weird old white dudes >one female sex offender >25-year old asian woman >smiling in every mugshot >she was a tutor and r---- an underage student >saw she was active on facebook 34 KB JPG >looked happy and smiling with friends >just launched a new business >looked at the registry recently >her blip is f------ gone >she literally got away with r----- a kid

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Anon analyses the Oscars | /r/Greentext

O Will Smith Punches Chris Rock Anony v >>369705645 >>36970574 >>369706146 >>369706288 >>369706468 >>36 No.369705468 >>369707048 >>369707154 >>369707501 >>36 >>369707985 >>369708095 >>369708235 >first time in history that blacks host the Oscars >someone gets assaulted

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Today oscar its pretty wild | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)22:57:43 No.165695659 91 KB JPG anyone else happy seeing s--- stirring bitchy comedians get their comeuppance? Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)22:58:41 No.165695745 >>165695659 (OP) if you're on will smith's side of that, you're a f------ f----- Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)23:13:08 No.165696971 >>165695745 >Someone makes fun of your gf's disease making her ugly >Just sit there and laugh You are a p---- if you don't do anything

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he tries being friendly | /r/Greentext

>go to therapist >ask for help with being social >she gives me homework >say hello to 20 people on the street before our next session >okletsdothis.gif >walking home from her office, pass a middle aged guy >"hi! how are you?" >holyshitididit.mp4 >"not too bad! how are you? god it's cold out!" 84.3 kB PNG >f--- he's starting a conversation. >"eh yeah... i dont like cold" >"do you live nearby? i'm just across here. maybe a cup of tea will warm you up" >wow this is easy, i'm already making friends >we go up to his apartment and he puts the kettle on >"so good christmas? spend it with your gf?" he asks >"um... no. with my parents. no gf" >"oh. break up with your last one recently?" >"uh... i've never had a gf" >"that's strange, nice looking young fella like yourself" he says and winks at me. >he sits down next to me and puts his hand on my knee and starts moving it up my thigh "ehhh i have to go to the bathroom" i say and run out of his apartment my therapist almost got me sodomized

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Anon is living large | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/22/22(Sat)18:47:20 No.67108862 >Buy fake prop money off Amazon >Looks real as f--- >Last night >Go to strip club >Pay for entry fee and drinks at the bar with real money >Spend all night drunk and paying 487 KB JPG strippers for private lap dances >lt's dark and their drunk/high so they don't check to see "For Motion Picture Use Only" >Spend over $4,000 in useless money in one night >All the strippers love me >Get to touch their boobs and asses >Feel like Chad for one night >Only costed $9.99 + tax I'm sure they figured it out by now so I can never go back there but man that felt good.

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What the f--- would European rappers rap about >yeah yeah can't say n---- cuz l'm white >went down to sell some crack, then I realized I'm in Portugal so I started smoking the crack yeah >got fired from my job for not showing up, so I went to collect my welfare yeeah >tried to rob a store, but I don't know where to get a gun or how to use it yeah >l got arrested the police, but they didn't shoot me when I resisted because they don't carry guns yeah

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