>be 32 >be neuroscientist working on transferring consciousness to a computer >Newton is my idol >l sit under an apple tree to think all day 958 KB JPG >one day an apple falls from the tree and lands on a sapling >then it hits me. I know how to achieve singularity >I test my theory on rats first >s--- works >sell roborats to children to continue funding >I try it on monkeys as well >its funny to watch them wonder why they have no feces to throw >research progresses to the point where we can test it on humans >l volunteer to be the first human trial >coworkers build me a robot body >They begin downloading my consciousness >me.txt >the transfer was a success but they didn't give me a robot penis >tumblr will find a label for me >my robot brain is much better at solving problems and I am able to advance scientific progression tenfold >people start to envy my knowledge and immortality >rich people pay to have the procedure done while poor people can't afford it >the wealth gap grows exponentially >l foresee an inevitable war >build a spaceship with nuclear fusion reactor so I can ditch this sorry ass planet >l travel space and meet many forms of intelligent life >eventually I discover the key to true immortality beyond that of my robot body >I complete the process, but when I gaze into the eternal horizon, I think only of my childhood when everything was full of wonder >in that moment my only goal became reproducing the world that had sparked my fascination >l settle on a planet like earth and spend a week using nuclear fusion to reproduce the land and the oceans and genetic coding to recreate life >l create another apple tree to sit under so that I can ponder my existence >my memories of childhood seem to be all I can think about >finally I create a man and a woman to remind me of my innocence >that innocence is precious to me so l give them the one condition that they stay away from my apple tree >mfw that bitch didn't listen

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hRHIflPy) = >>497652404 Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)07:49:17 No.497653811 >"If you get rid of p--- men will approach women in public" My 80TB offline strongly disagree. Started collection because you can smell the systems desperation for new taxable cattle everywhere now.

Anonymous 01.02.2025, 05:18:37 > be 2020 > have deeply autistic brother > one day talk to him about hobbies > suggest to him that he should learn japanese so that he can watch anime without subs > he starts learning it > devotes more and more time to it > eventually refuses to communicate in english, only japanese >mfw parents and i don't know what to do > eventually our parents start learning japanese to communicate with him This was 5 years ago. im the only one in the family who doesn't speak japanese now. i hate myself every day for making this dumb suggestion to him

File: IMG_1942.jpg (201 KB, 900x900) NMASK HE TRUTH ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:53:39 No.208668329 >>208668382 >>208668417 >>208668462 >>208668535 >>208669638 >>208669913 >>208671418 >>208671430 >>208671582 >>208671612 >>208671769 >MUH GRITTY REALISM >All the bad guys in Gotham both street level and systemic are white If it was "realistic" Batman would be beating up mainly blacks, illegal migrants and homeless people while being called a right wing crazy nutjob ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:57:15 No.208668382 ►>>208668399 >>208668584 >>208668329 (OP) It's Batman not Moonman

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>be 32 >be neuroscientist working on transferring consciousness to a computer >Newton is my idol >l sit under an apple tree to think all day 958 KB JPG >one day an apple falls from the tree and lands on a sapling >then it hits me. I know how to achieve singularity >I test my theory on rats first >s--- works >sell roborats to children to continue funding >I try it on monkeys as well >its funny to watch them wonder why they have no feces to throw >research progresses to the point where we can test it on humans >l volunteer to be the first human trial >coworkers build me a robot body >They begin downloading my consciousness >me.txt >the transfer was a success but they didn't give me a robot penis >tumblr will find a label for me >my robot brain is much better at solving problems and I am able to advance scientific progression tenfold >people start to envy my knowledge and immortality >rich people pay to have the procedure done while poor people can't afford it >the wealth gap grows exponentially >l foresee an inevitable war >build a spaceship with nuclear fusion reactor so I can ditch this sorry ass planet >l travel space and meet many forms of intelligent life >eventually I discover the key to true immortality beyond that of my robot body >I complete the process, but when I gaze into the eternal horizon, I think only of my childhood when everything was full of wonder >in that moment my only goal became reproducing the world that had sparked my fascination >l settle on a planet like earth and spend a week using nuclear fusion to reproduce the land and the oceans and genetic coding to recreate life >l create another apple tree to sit under so that I can ponder my existence >my memories of childhood seem to be all I can think about >finally I create a man and a woman to remind me of my innocence >that innocence is precious to me so l give them the one condition that they stay away from my apple tree >mfw that bitch didn't listen

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