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: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)21:45:07 No.68043020 UL Bros... I f----- up... >Be NEET >Have bathroom connected to my room so don't have to piss in bottles >Bathroom has window that| leave open all day so the room airs out 40 KB JPG >Window is covered by net so bugs can't come in >But slugs still can because they compress themselves or some s--- >Just so happens that lots of slugs hang out outside the window for some reason >Always try to get rid of them peacefully, always liked slugs so l can't bring myself to kill them >See same slug come in every day >ldentifiable by size, bigger than all the others >Decide to call him slugbro and let him roam my bathroom, he always leaves on his own when it's bored of it >Even start leaving him bits of cabbage leaves from time to time >Sometimes let him come onto my finger and watch as he crawls around >Slugbro is my friend >Whenever I go to the bathroom in the morning, I see slugbro hanging out by the window waiting to be let in >Fast forward to 10 minutes ago >Need to s--- real bad >Go into the bathroom in a hurry >Sit down on the toilet and drop the most massive log that ever inhabited my bowels >Feel like my intestines are abandoning my body and like my anus is gonna prolapse at any moment >Eventually calm down after a while of exploding into my toilet >Feel something slimy in my leg >Get up from toilet >Slugbro is squelched on the seat >l killed my only friend Always thought he'd be killed by a bird someday, but instead this happened. He didn't deserve it... 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)21:47:35 No.68043043 Rip slugbro

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