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: Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)21:50:33 No.875626860 > be me > virgin > finally out with 3.14qt > we cuddle, everything seems fine > out of nowhere she asked me: "What p--- do you like?" > "Stepsis or POV" (I know that I am 158 KB JPG normalfag) "and what about you?" > "I like lesbians" > W--.jpg > My happiness is gone > mfw she is lesbian and she is catfishing me Why are women like this? Imagine in the evening she wrote me “Perfect date anon" I didnt even respond I am actually done with women

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anon dupes money | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)09:23:35 No.854084977 >be me >find half a dollar note on ground >bring it to bank to get full dollar >gets idea >rips dollar note >get full dollar for one half >get another dollar for the other 29 KB JPG half at a different bank >have 2 dollars >mfw I find money duplication glitch View Thread

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Anon discusses guns in Japan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ZurpTZFR Japan has some of the strictes(...) 04/03/22(Sun)13:06:33 No.370960677 >the least realistic part of any anime is a Japanese person somehow obtaining a handgun 50 KB JPG

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Anon has a caterpillar | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/04/22(Tue)09:50:37 No.869965152 capybara432.jpg 40 KB JPG I really love this animal The caterpillar

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Anon texts a girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)14:56:15 No.68054340 iMessage Monday 11:20 pm It's Morgs it's dylo sleep tight xxxx have sweet dreams Thursday 5:35 pm Did you wake up yet? Delivered Today 9:29 am Hey! Sorry for being so late in my reply been super busy with work, very tired. About our date l've actually changed my mind. I feel a bit smothered already because of the text messages, sorry and I hope you find what you're looking for x 92B97868-E053-4078-AF90-5040226E3CDB.jpg 104 KB JPG >send her a total of three texts >she gets the ick I just dont know what the f--- I am supposed to do

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Anon is a reddit admin | /r/Greentext

File: cartoonCat_reddit.png (798 KB, 1576x1740) Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)13:31:02 No.875622506 Eancadge DFTBAI >be reddit admin >morbidly obese >get bored of virtue signaling about le evil putin and Kiev - err Kyev >"muh innocent ukrainians" doesn't do it for you anymore idea.png >start /r/place as an April Fool's event, letting users create any pixel art they want on a canvas >1 day passes >already bored, so you use your admin powers to place pixels with no cooldown Reddit O @Reddit Replying to @hankgreen >erase a bunch of art for s---- and giggles >someone records you erasing a cartoon cat ohshit.jpeg >censor the F--- out of anyone who mentions you and your cheating streissandeffect.gif A masterpiece 3:25 PM Apr 1, 2022 - Twitter Web App >video of you cheating reaches the front page >turns out the cartoon cat you erased was created by Anton Dimitriev, a Ukrainian artist currently getting bombed by the Russians in Kharkiv. How did reddit f--- up their PR this bad?

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Anon thinks of a pick up line | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)19:49:23 No.17512998 >Hate fast food >Not even American >But the cute redhead working the drive thru always warms my heart Looks like it'll be another Double Steakhouse® without tomatoes BURGER KING 76 KB JPG for me boys. Once i have my new car i'll ask her out. >Hey, without tomatoes as usual? >Yeah, cus' you're the only red thing i'd need on my burger heh! : Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)19:51:31 No.17513004 >>17512998 (OP) # don't use that line. >>17513010 #

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Anon watches a movie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)23:51:52 No.165994673 no country for zoomers.jpg 84 KB JPG step out of the car please senpai, fr fr

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Anon thinks about getting into a relationship | /r/Greentext

Why don't you get a dolphin gf? >Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure 307 KB PNG >Women have puny vaginal muscles, and are not even able to compete >Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continuously e-------- as long as your d--- remains inside their vagina >Women do not >Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships >Women can, and enjoy doing it >Dolphins do not mind if you f--- another dolphin >A woman will flip out if you f--- another woman >Dolphins don't mind if you c-- inside. They won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. You can't even get them pregnant >Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer w----- like women >lf you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like some bimbo bitch who doesn't scare anyone >Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of time and money on them >Dolphins give up easily

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anon secs with bottle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)12:56:20 No.40073827 >>40073392 (OP) # >walking girl down path to her house holding hands >she lets go of my hand >anon, i think we need to go further than this 293 KB PNG >well yeah how else are we gonna get to your house? >40073865 # >>40073896 # Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)12:58:31 No.40073865 >>40073827 # HOLY F------ S--- ANON LITERALLY HOW

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Anon's GF is kinky | /r/Greentext

>be me >10 years ago >still in med school >have kinky girlfriend >keep having more intense odd sex >reaches pinnacle of the bizarre >says she wants to be f----- to death or f--- a corpse >idea forms >l "borrow" a defibrillator, adrenaline, and other resuscitative tools from work >get home >hardcore sex for around an hour until we're about to climax >pull out >ties her down >use defibrillator on her >her heart stops, convuisions, unresponsive >quickly finish f------ her dead body within 3 minutes >begin reviving process immedietly after to avoid brain death >gasps awake, panics, cries >calms down >says she loved it >do this every other month til she committed suicide a year later due to unrelated mental health problems TL;DR? SEX STORIES!

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Anon can't win, even with a cheat code | /r/Greentext

>born in the most misogynist male- dominated female- oppressive culture where women have no 100 KB PNG say and society is geared towards helping you get married >still can't get a gf it's over : Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)07:45:06 No.68050579 >>68050574 (OP) # You're not meant get a gf in those countries, you're meant to find a wife

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Anon doesn't have a tattoo I guess | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/23/20(Mon)21:31:31 No.1346015 >foreign guy at work walks up to me and points at my arms and says "tattoo?" >l say "what?" >"tattoo?" >"uh, no. I don't have any." >"very nice. very good. me neither" >walks away 36 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)21:50:33 No.875626860 > be me > virgin > finally out with 3.14qt > we cuddle, everything seems fine > out of nowhere she asked me: "What p--- do you like?" > "Stepsis or POV" (I know that I am 158 KB JPG normalfag) "and what about you?" > "I like lesbians" > W--.jpg > My happiness is gone > mfw she is lesbian and she is catfishing me Why are women like this? Imagine in the evening she wrote me “Perfect date anon" I didnt even respond I am actually done with women

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