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: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:38:31 No.66294144 What if I pedal the stationary bike with my hands? 21 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:39:12 No.66294152 >>66294144 (OP) # you don't burn kcal, you gain some : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)13:05:54 No.66294839 >>66294144 (OP) # Why would you do this? >>66294848 # : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)13:06:59 No.66294848 >>66294839 # The man here is discovering fire and you ask him why

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Ar. Snow White is now a...hot latina? Snow White is now a...hot lati(...) >>208828183 (OP) # >Hot Kill yourself >hot Imao 02/21/25(Fri) 06:42:54 No.208828183 Snowbrown. >>208828183 (OP) # >hot Lord Farquaad looking cube headed bitch >>208828183 (OP) # >Hot Her eyes are so far apart she can see behind her

Anonymous There's still hope. 153 KB JPG 06/29/22(Wed)23:22:07 No.69234605 >be Filthy Frank >gradually develop legitimate performing career >scrub the internet of old shitposts as best as possible >become Joji >eventually people forget about Frank >gain increasing fame and fortune >performing one night in packed coliseum >crowd is losing their minds to see Joji sing >come out on stage in pinkguy costume >stage is decorated to look like Frank's old apartment >start performing all the hits from the Filthy Frank days >"I eat ass", "Finna bust a nut", "Peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it", all the hits >joined on stage by the old crew >audience is in tears of shock and sadness >turns out Joji was just the setup for the ultimate trolling of normies >he got 'em one last time

Anonymous Bros, we won again. 02/21/25(Fri)17:17:15 No.703610032 Avowed > Avowed Gameplay Discussion > Topic Details Todd 6 hours ago 13 Racist bigotry won again. Are you happy? Are you satisfied? Does your day feel that little bit better knowing a great developer comprised of hard-working folks is going to likely be shut down over this? All because you can't whack off to 'ugly' character designs and cry about 'woke' games all the time. Get the memo: this game wasn't for you in the first place. The author of this topic has marked a post as the answer to their question. Click here to jump to that post. Avowed admits he lost. lol.png 824 KB PNG

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: Anonymous 05/09/16(Mon)10:55:06 No.683441433 >>683436679 # "dad, why do you have a frog on a unicycle tattooed on your leg?" "well son, it was a popular meme for a few months in 2016" "what's a meme?" "well, it was the internet version of a circle-jerk, son" "f------ kill yourself, dad.."

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Anon made a prediction (stolen from an old post) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: /PKXCIT2 02/26/22(Sat)10:20:50 No.363537891 >apparently Ukranians are killing Russians left and right Avengers style >taking out thousands tanks a day >Ghost and Iron Man of Kiev Man, retards are going to be really shocked when in a week Ukraine ends 2 KB PNG up as another oblast in Russia

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Anon doesn't know her usual | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)02:27:44 No.17665250 2len Fischman What was the worst night you THIS IS LITERALLY THE F----- SIGN AT THE PIE SHOP ever had as a chef in the Kitchen? 28 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)02:42:16 No.17665290 : Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)02:49:40 No.17665327 Not quite kitchen work but: >Just after college >Work at coffee shop so I can get money handling experience for clerical work for a basic bitch government job >High power lawyer boss babe 40 KB JPG walks in >Asks me for "the usual" >IDK what that is >She's offended that IDK what that is >She never comes back >Co-workers are p----- at me because she tipped really well >MFW she was like my 3rd customer on my first day of my first food service job >>17665350 # >>17665375 # >>17665454 # >>17665550 # >>17666646 # >>17668447 # >>17674500 # >>17675108 #

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: SlmnRW0h 10/02/21(Sat)22:47:33 No.341853162 Tilt-turn-windows-arrows-700x311.jpg| 25 KB JPG This puzzles, confuses, and enrages the American : Anonymous (ID: JDRDIna6 10/02/21(Sat)22:48:29 No.341853252 >>341853162(OP)_# What the f--- >>341853405 # >>341854838 # >>341856774 #

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I don't even know what to title this | /r/Greentext

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Anon sees antisemitism everywhere | /r/Greentext

* Anonymous (ID: Zk/Dn5nF ) A 08/28/21(Sat)20:06:09 No.336617480 WITH EWE S. YOU LOSE! Zootopia With Ewes you Lose.jpg 758 KB JPG >>336601926 (OP) # Zootopia, the tale of a brave cop who exposes a Ewish conspiracy to flood the ghettos with drugs and incite a race war so the Ewes can seize power behind the scenes. Not even joking, that's the plot of the film.

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anon pulls an all nighter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)20:21:35 No.68162915 >Notice at 9pm I have a speech and 12 page essay due the next day worth 30% of my grade >Pull an all nighter trying to scramble something together >End up with an 8 page essay and an incomprehensible speech >Go to class >Been up for 36 hours, can't even think >Have an anxiety attack, hide in the back of the class so the professor doesn't notice me >Manage to never get called on >Gaslight the professor and say I was there the whole time and she never called me so I want some kind of way to make up the grade >End up just getting a pity C in the class >Stay up another 12 hours before finally crashing

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Anon has a water melon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: GKaNVGpd ) 02/26/14(Wed)21:05:52 UTC-8 >be 20 >heard you can f--- watermelons >buys personal watermelon >cuts a round hole >starts f------ watermelon >took like 40mins >not much better than fapping >felt shame >buried melon in a shallow grave >come summer time melons grew in the backyard >family eats them >"you don't want any melon anon?" >no Never had watermelon since

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anon plays chess | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:23:53 No.876080450 M4RS4L (998) * III 8 Capture.jpg 5 KB JPG >play chess against bri'ish f----- >make huge blunder >he sends :/ emoji to rub it in COMEBACK TIME >make huge comeback >send :/ at him 5 times >spam BO'OH O WO'AH 15 times SUCK MY D--- UK YOU FAT W---- IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU AT CHESS!!! THIS IS WHY WE WON THE REVOLUTION!!!

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Anon exchanges his life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/14/17(Fri)15:49:12 No.38371043 >uncle was dying of cancer >on hospital bed >doctors said he had 1 day left to live >sad, go to my room and lock the door >radomly decide to do a blood sacrifice by sacrificing my life for his >drew a pentagram on a piece of paper 19 KB JPG and then cut my palm with a knife and soaked the paper with blood >prayed that my uncle gets better in exchange for my life >next day uncle makes a miraculous recovery This was just a coincidence r-right?

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God over hoes | /r/Greentext

Apparently women are forcing men to pick her or God Apparently women are forcing m(...) 04/10/22(Sun)17:53:39 No.14923211 my man said i can't see him cuz he has to go to mass? i told him he needs to pick it's either me or god 12/20/18, 4:26 PM 6 Retweets 40 Likes '3-3h he picked god unknown-6-1.png 82 KB PNG Spoiler:God wins. 177 Replies / 32 Images View Thread

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anon is home | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2 hours ago 876079329 >feeling down all week because I feel like all my friends have moved on >look at discord to see who's on >all servers are empty >f--- >see lone fren in dead vr pregame server >join >shoot the s--- for half an hour then notif sound >owner pops in >"what are you f--- doing here? we switched servers months ago" >sends invite >join >literally everyone in the group is there >it's active like it used to be, no one left >hang out daily for weeks now I'm home /b/ros 2 REPLIES

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: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:38:31 No.66294144 What if I pedal the stationary bike with my hands? 21 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:39:12 No.66294152 >>66294144 (OP) # you don't burn kcal, you gain some : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)13:05:54 No.66294839 >>66294144 (OP) # Why would you do this? >>66294848 # : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)13:06:59 No.66294848 >>66294839 # The man here is discovering fire and you ask him why

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