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: Anonymous 07/14/17(Fri)15:49:12 No.38371043 >uncle was dying of cancer >on hospital bed >doctors said he had 1 day left to live >sad, go to my room and lock the door >radomly decide to do a blood sacrifice by sacrificing my life for his >drew a pentagram on a piece of paper 19 KB JPG and then cut my palm with a knife and soaked the paper with blood >prayed that my uncle gets better in exchange for my life >next day uncle makes a miraculous recovery This was just a coincidence r-right?

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Anonymous C 128 KB JPG 07/31/21(Sat) 10:53:56 No.154336324 >OH NOOO I HAVE A LOYAL SMOKING HOT WIFE WHO WANTS TO F--- ALL THE TIME, TWO CHILDREN, A BIG NICE HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS, AND A JOB THAT AFFORDS ME THESE THINGS AAAAHHH HELP ME why was american television like this in the 90s? : Anonymous That's the joke. 07/31/21(Sat) 10:54:42 No.154336353
Anonymous 03/23/25(Sun)03:30:40 No.80720063 >lie to sound interesting >pressed on lie >panic, block them instantly, and unfriend them anyone else? 6 KB JPG
Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 11:14:39 No.80711300 >be me >think "goonettes" are fake and woman "perverts" come no where close to male gooners >decide to read on what their fetishes and fantasies are >oh 4 KB PNG Is there a reason why they're like 20 times more f----- up and horny then male gooners because I might be a bit disgusted by foids now permanently
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