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Anonymous 04/18/22(Mon)07:14:39 No.876500905 hey check out this magic trick i can do >stay in bed all day >eat like s--- >don't exercise >don't talk to anyone >have no real hobbies 207 KB PNG Ta daaaa >l'm depressed

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File: IMG_1723.jpg (89 KB, 950x950) > after a while he answers less and less > buys a phone that only has calls on it Miss my friend Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:29:50 No.32338271 >>32340765 >>32340815 >>32340988 >>32340998 > be me > move to a new city and switch schools just before 4th grade > thissucks.png > first day of class > sit next to some random dude > teacher starts roll call > calls his name just before mine >mfw we become friends >mfw we stayed friends since then up to the end of hs >mfw he's one of mine if not my best friend > 11th grade starts > becomes extremely religious (this happened over the course of HS) > decides to leave school and become completely religious > sad to see him go but keep in contact cuz I love my friend > goes to a monastery to be completely isolated > loose contact as he's completely obsessed with religion and scripture and cannot talk about anything else and also cannot accept nor hear any opinion other than the one his religious sect deems right (we're both religious) > last time we talked felt like talking to a stranger, completely different then my old friend >mfw I lost a friend just like that > ffs today > be bored at work > decide to read our old chats > makes me tear up I miss you bro How do you cope with this? He was such a good friend and it still hurts

: Anonymous 03/02/24(Sat) 13:53:30 No.196821808 >when the media literacy kicks and the giant man-eating insects are actually the good guys 69 KB JPG

Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:00:02 No.32331309 NEURON METER IQ CERTIFICATE AWARDED TO Gourn Mueller Your IQ score is 74 Neuron Meber What kind of job can I get with an IQ of 74? March 10, 2023 614 KB PNG Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:02:53 No.32331329 A Trump Cabinet appointee

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Anon gets compliments | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me 04/18/22(Mon)07:04:56 No.68264448 >spergy >ugly >women hate me >become friends with a f-- >become familiar with his circle of f-- friends >f--- compliment my looks and 264 KB PNG personality >feel desired for the first time in my life >self confidence goes up thank you f------ 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/18/22(Mon)07:06:00 No.68264458 >>68264448 (OP) # u are welcome : Anonymous 04/18/22(Mon)07:06:17 No.68264464 you forgot the part where you got TOPPED by all of them

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Anon has a fat ass. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)19:54:19 No.876483178 >be me >be male >have fat ass >dad always says that i have the right material to be a gay COPIUM 155 KB PNG prostitute >girls in class always grab my ass >"Wow anon your ass is so big!" >"Anon your ass looks like you got 2 bowls sticked to your bottom" >boys >"if i cant f--- anything, i would f--- you anon"

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Anon gonna die a virgin because of high standards and low awareness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)08:18:56 No.62001152 Anyone else probably gonna die a virgin because you refuse to settle for the fat/ugly easy girls? I'm just not even interested in anything less than a qt, or at least a chubby girl with sexy fat distribution and a decent face. 84 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)08:21:17 No.62001180 >>62001152 (OP) # >applies reverse logic >realises women will never settle for him 23 KB PNG tfw

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Anon celebrates Easter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)00:29:50 No.104521401 >Americans don't celebrate Easter because they don't want to hear about someone that recovered for free 88 KB GIF

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Anon needs to shit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/23/19(Tue)09:51:29 No.53536268 >saving up a big s--- all morning >tell nurse I need my adult diaper changed >as soon as she opens up the diaper I blast out a load of s--- all Wiesthers 227 KB PNG over her >she screams and runs out of the room >l follow her yelling toastie roastie toastie roastie over and over while she tells her boss she's had it and she's quitting >keep laughing and shouting toastie roastie until my laughs turn into a coughing fit >have a heart attack and die

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so scary!!! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/29/21(Mon)13:08:35 No.549984012 e: 1607694157686.jpg (429 KB, 1082x928) >>54998412 >DUDE CHECK IT OUT >THERE'S NOTHING HERE, ISNT THAT SCARY???

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Anon on the Third Reich | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/08/21(Mon)18:24:36 No.866355644 >hyper military based society >tries to convince itself it's the strongest a---- military on earth 20 KB PNG >fights one (1) war >loses 25 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Many kek's were had. Please report this account to get him banned. | /r/Greentext

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Anon takes care of his skin | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 04/18/22(Mon)01:34:46 No.68260921 >be 12 >constantly get zits under the skin in one particular spot right at the base of my chin >really painful but I can't do anything about it >decide one day enough is enough >figure the momentary pain of cutting that son of a bitch out of my face is worth the relief 41 KB JPG >use pocket knife to cut out my zit >hurts really bad but power through it >small piece of wood comes with it >realize the cause of the constant inflammation was a small splinter I got god knows when >from then on decide that I will cut out any zit, cist, bug bite, or any other bump I have on my body I don't like is gona get the knife >do it all the time for years >eventually not even bothered by the sharp pain caused by cutting things out of my body >30 minutes ago >standing around with co-workers right before shift ends >have a cyst on my palms from all the pull ups ive been doing >it's mildly annoying >take out my box cutter and cut it out of my palm before gripping onto a paper towel to stop the bleeding >co-workers all look mortified I tried to play it off but I know everyone thinks im some kind of idiot now. What should I do?

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Anon is female. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)20:48:54 No.68262290 >one shot at life >called Shovelware Fernandez >l'm female 12 KB JPG

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Anon plays to much Elden ring | /r/Greentext

Fürled Finger Fat Malenia umed Finger : Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)21:53:42 No.595763645 >>595762702 # I am malardia, blade of McDonald's, and I have never seen my feet

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Anon joins Grindr | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/24/20(Mon)18:27:49 No.59727411 >fall for the gay memes on r9k >spend months jerking off to sissy hypno ВВС рorn >decide to go on grindr >scroll a bit >find my dad on the site 163 KB JPG >he's a bottom Should I kill myself?

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Anonymous 04/18/22(Mon)07:14:39 No.876500905 hey check out this magic trick i can do >stay in bed all day >eat like s--- >don't exercise >don't talk to anyone >have no real hobbies 207 KB PNG Ta daaaa >l'm depressed

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