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O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:27.04 No. 595593620 O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:36:21 No. 595594929 > O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:40:00 No. 595595445 Replies: 2>595626930 File: 1422675600227.jpg-(609 KB, 800x2394, ella-letter-mi3.jpg) O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:33:08 No. 595594484 File: 1422674389468 jpg-(149 KB, 1280x800, tumblr-girls-wi.) >"you know what anon."- she spoke kindly, like a whisper - "there isnt enough sex tricks in the world to keep you away from ella" >i froze. i felt like a sharp object has pierced thru my chest >"and there isnt enough small jokes, bouguet of flowers or boxes of chocolate that pete can come to her door >couple of weeks later >pete and ella were a couple >ive never seen pete so happy >he was over the clouds, all the time >the guy was out of his mind >counting seconds for their next date everytime he kissed ella goodbye >and i was happy for my bro >but at the same time Pi couldnt help but feel uneasy everytime i saw ella >ella was still the most amazing woman i have ever seen in my life >nothing came remotely close to matching her beauty >not to mention her wits >and O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:19:49 No. 595592516 Replies: >595594337 s>595600219 >>595606820 >>595607136 >>595610109 >>595611820 >>595620597 >>595621927 >>595623556 >>595625563 >my eyes were fixed on ella >ella looks at me >the room was left untouched >she leans in with a funny smile on her face >her youthful breasts come closer to my face than ever before >"you are staring anon!" - she says calmly while giggling >my face turns into a mexican tomato plantation >she walks by me towards the ocean >looks back with a smile warmer than midday sun >"you coming?" - and runs into the luke warm water while bouncing her perfect fanny >L im. in a minute, yeah. >i wasnt about to display the biggest tent of my life in front of everyone >she voices a snappy laugh and starts backstroking away from the beach >i sit there and start reciting the multiplication table >as if i was with nicole in bed, trying to delay the inevitable >moments later i join her >"um. sorry about before" -i apologize sheepishly >"hahal dont worry about it, you should have seen pete's face when he first saw me in my underwear" >mfw ellainsexyunderwear.jpg >and we're back to where we started. good thing my tent is now underwater >i try to speak but all im doing is keeping my mouth open without saying anything >ella is laughing hysterically >"are your serious anon?" >"s-s-serious how?" >nothing was changed since ive been there more than a year ago >even her neatly folded clothes were still on her chair >her vidya archive >her anime posters on the walls >her mom opened a drawer >and took out a cd case and a letter >and handed them to me this is my story /bl.. >be me, 19 yo college freshman >this was 10 years ago >i had this bro from highschool, pete >we were friends, but not exactly bros. he was a cool quy, and i think i was cool to him with" >she sighed. >"so he can hold on to ella." >i couldnt speak. couldnt breathe >"and its alright anon. no matter what we do, you guys were made for each other" - she spoke as she gave reality >'i believe these are for you, anon" >she put them into my violently shaking hands >she kissed me on my forehead and left the room >i sat on the bed >the bed in which we had the chance to spend a single night together >a single night. >i looked at the cd case >and immediately burst into the tears i was holding back before >crying my eyes out, i started reading her letter >the letter she couldnt send to hong kong in to >"so you go ahead. i told you that you were mine until we both decided otherwise" >turns out we applied to the same college and enrolled >going to the same classes >practically spending all of our time together >away from you family, with your high school life behind you, things can get hectic >yeah, you are horny teenagers with no real problems to deal with >but you still need a friend you can depend on >and we were that friend to each other speaking to her was more fun than i could ever have, doing anything >and i was trying extremely hard not to fall for her >i owed it to my bro and to myself >fortunately, ella came to my help >she introduced her fried nicole to me >nicole was the girl in pete's fashion class, the girl ella was talking about >nicole was an incredibly beautiful girl >she was this amazing redhead >5'6", big soft t------, nice curvy body >pale blue eyes, cute little freckles on her face >you would think that a beautiful girl like ella wouldnt be bffs with another beauty like nicole >9 out of >but ella had no competition >she was beyond competition >ella could have been friends with the biggest bimbo there ever was >or she could have been hanging out with a f------ swedish bīkini team >she could have been sleepwalking in her pis on a victorias secret catwalk at a new years show for all i care >no matter the situation, ella was always the one you looked at first >but yeah. nicoie was a bombshell too >and she was something else entirely. >"and we both decided otherwise, you know that." >i sat there. with nicole's head on my shoulder >staring blankly into the crowd of people on venice beach >knowing that theres no amount of rights i can make to fix the wrong i did her >the person who loved me so blindly, so vigorously >that even in the moment of her defeat, she still wanted what was best for me >"just do one last thing for me "- she whispered >i turned my face to her >and kissed her with a passion like i never have >she held my face in her small hands >and broke our bond >"go" - she said, trying to hold back her tears >"go before i change my mind. gol" - she started to cry >holding her hand, i got up. i hesitantly started stepping away >our arms stretched and reached their length as our fingertips grazed each other and broke away >i started walking backwards. >looking at her >realizing what i have done >feeling like s--- >nicole wasnt looking at me >her head dropped >the palms of her hands were trying to hide the tears >she was quietly sobbing >i gasped for air and forced myself away from her >trying not to think about it >running away like an a------ >i must have walked for 3 hours >not knowing what to do >it was getting late >i finally made my decision >i hailed a cab >and gave the driver ella's home address fast forward a couple of months pic related, letter and the cd case >second semester, we start taking this new class >and there is this girl in the class >not just us, but every f------ human being with a working d--- in the entire campus is losing their s--- over her >ordinary straight girls are ready to become lesbians just for her >i mean. man. wow. what an. angel? a beam of light? deux ex machina descending from heaven? i have no f------ idea >a value over 10 is a measurement that applies to us, mere mortals >her beauty cannot be calculated or properly abstracted with numbers >and looking at her is like something you know you shouldnt do >not because its creepy or socially awkward or some other s--- >its because you feel youre not worthy >not for her youre not. no. NOT HER >but we were looking >turns out we first saw her practically at the same time >and we wanted to point her to one another >but we couldnt take our eyes off of her >so we sat in some lousy economy class or whatever and drooled over her for half an hour >before i whispered. "dude. f--- me." >and it took pete a solid 5 minutes before he could simply say "yeah." >there she was, this 5'9" lady with long wavy auburn hair and emerald green eyes to die for >and pretty sure, to kill for >sitting just a couple feet away from us >yeah. so. "f--- me." was the correct response in that situation >after i read the letter >i was in fetus position on her bed >crying >the love and the loss were too much >'are you seriously thinking of me in my underwear right now?" >"it. it comes and goes" - WHAT THE F--- AM I SAYING >ella laughs and splashes water to my face >"come on underwear boy! swim!" >she starts swimming >i have nothing else to do but follow her >few moments later she stops swimming and turns to me >"hey. did you call nicole? you guys talking, yes?" >BUZZ KILLI >"yeah. why?" >"good. you keep doing that than you can imagine me in my underwear all you want" 10 times, you would be right >someone slowly sat next to me >and i felt a familiar hand on my face >i put my head on her lap >while nicole caressed my hair >and calmed me down >"im here." - she whispered >and hugged me as she too quietly cried * O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:27:24 No. 595593677 >she chuckles like a prankster and starts swimming back >my mouth was like a keyboard with coffee spilled all over it >i followed her back to the beach >4 of us started hanging out together >started going to the parties >hanging out after school >going to the movies >and slowly, nicole and i got very close >she had an amazing sense of humor >knew a lot about subcultures and s--- >finally, after a night out together >pete and ella decided to go to ella's room by themselves >turns out ella's roommate was back at home for a family emergency or something like that >and nicole and i kissed >soon after, we officialy became a couple >after what felt like an etemity, i wasnt interested in ella that much >it felt good, not feeling like cheating on my bro >nicole was amazing in bed >in all things related to sex, she was a dream come true >the fantazies she was into were mind boggling >the things she wore to turn me on >stockings, garterbelts, schoolgirl outfits >surprising me with wake up bjs after a long night of sex >OHLAWD >some nights i would think, how the f--- am i supposed to regain my sexual appetite after this >a couple hours later, there she was again >wearing something ridiculously sexy >doing things you could lose your mind for >the places we f----- >and the positions we tried were pure pornographic s--- >it felt like half of my daily diet was being used for producing semen >she wouldnt use condoms O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:33:33 No. 595594547 LUCASARTS ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY PRESENTS >i spent the rest of the day thinking about nicole >thinking about pete >and thinking about ella >i really didnt have to think about ella, since she was suntanning her gorgeous body next to me >before everybody went home >ella asked me if i wanted to hang out with her next weekend >i accepted, naturally >after i went home, my dad called >told me to get ready for a trip >wut? >yeah. apparently, i was supposed to go to hong kong >turns out, my dad is more connected than i previously believed >i had just a week left to spend in LA >then it was time for hong kong >after i spoke to my dad, pete called >his voice was all f----- up >told me that ella broke up with her a week ago >0 >i switched to bro mode and started calling ella a bitch and whatnot >"dude. stop."- he said calmly >? >"she was right. this wasnt going anywhere.. >"how. what?" >"look anon, i have nothing thati can offer to her" - pete started explaining >he told me how ella was smarter than him and how it wasnt about sex or being an alpha and all that s--- >basically like everything else about her, ella was not exactly your usual sorority girl >she was in her own alpha-omega-f------ club >and pete had nothing more than 4 months worth of fashion class and a few dirty jokes to show for an admission >"anyways. thought you should know man. take care" - and he hung up >i was terrified when i realized my first thought was >"now what do i do with nicole?" >and my next, >"what the f--- am i supposed to do in hong kong???" MONKEY SLAND THE CURSE OF pic is unrelated random chick. O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:36:38 No. 595594961 *O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:20:04 No. 595592547 >i arrive at ella's house >i approach her door >not knowing what to expect >i ring the bell >the door opens >my heart stops when i see her >she lowers the cellphone from her ear >looks at me >after the class >to this day i cant for the life of me remember what the f--- it was about >we were already orbiting her like some lousy asteroids stuck to a massive black hole >creepily getting closer and closer to her as she sucked us in >bumping to each other and walking like we were drunk and out of our minds >i dont know what it was >maybe she realized that we were following her like pervs >or maybe it was something else >halfway to the cafeteria, she just stopped and turned towards us >we comedically bumped into each other and stopped as well >but her beauty was so miraculous we forgot to look somewhere else >i remember her gaze. it was like the back of our heads blew open and brains splattered all over the hallway >those green eyes man. >and she smiled. SHE F------ SMILED >if we werent healthy, fit males in their prime we would have died of heart attack at that moment >we couldnt breathe she was so beautiful >so there we were, still staring at her, our eyes and mouths wide open >we were in our low, waaay low 2 digit IQs at that moment >and there she was, in all of her glory Slike i said, 5'g" long wavy auburn hair, emerald green eyes >"that was nicole." - she shakes the phone in her hand >her beautiful green eyes are bloodshot >tears running down her face >she closes the door >"ella. "- i breathlessly shriek >i turn my back to her door >i start walking >and then collapse >i start crying like a bitch >this is just too much >first nicole >and now ella. >the door quietly clicks open again >NOSIR >"wheres the fun in that?" - she asked me the first time we were about to have sex >she sucked my d--- like a vacuum and swallowed everything >smiling like a sassy high school girl >always wanting more and more >the afternoon sun casts a shadow over me >long curvy and athletic legs, you know, slimmer at the knees >well defined muscles on her calves and soft but rigid thighs >her ankles were so elegant >but her tendons were sprained.. as if she were a wild gazelle ready to bolt out at a moments notice >her butt. i cant call it an ass. not hers >ass is what girls have. >this lady had something else she had buttocks that required a new definition of the word >they were so firm and so well shaped, you could perfectly calculate for pi if you took measurements >her breasts. i dont even have the words >to this day im still searching for the right words >and i will try and describe them later in the story. but i will fail terribly >the shadow eagerly waits >"what did she say to you."- i can barely speak >"that you loved me more than her, you stupid f---" >a cold hand grabs my collar >and pulls me with force >i stumble and walk to ella's door, following her stern pace >tears and snot on my face, ugly as f--- >as i pass thru the >she turns around >violently slams the door with a flick of her hand >and pins me to the shut door with force >stuffs my face with her lips O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:27:50 No. 595593726 >good thing i was fit and young >you cant do some of the things she asked for when youre 29 >i would eat her out until i couldnt feel my tongue >the girl was a queen of multiple orgasms >there was no stopping until she said enough >her sexual needs were so immense, i had a hard time satisfying her >i was scared shitless if there would come a time when im simply not enough >but. >she was loyal and honest as f--- >never even flirted with the other guys, let alone cheat on me >i was really skeptical at first >its a complete opposite of what you would expect >i somehow raised the issue with a delicate yet curious manner >i was treading lightly >didnt want to offend her KA doorway O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:33:52 No. 595594587 Replies: >595601482 22595621427 Art >next week, i decided to ask ella about what happened before we went to the museum ESRB >we meet >kiss&hug >"sup anon!" - shes cheerful as usual >"sup ella. so. pete called me" >her head becomes apologetically heavy >"sorry for not telling you anon, didnt want you to think less of me before speaking to pete first" >"why?" >ella looks at me, feeling stuck between her friendship with me and my friendship with pete >"wasnt working anon. things dont always work out what did pete say about me?" >"only good things" "what did you tell him?" >"me? i was just. trying to be a bro i guess" >ella pouts "sorry for putting you in that situation" >this is the first time ive seen ella unable to drive the conversation >she looks way too submissive >i feel bad >"hey look. its ok, its not my place to say anything" -i try to comfort her >ella looks at me, almost waiting for my approval >then i say >"lets move on, shall we? besides, we have a date" - WUUUUT >ella blushes >i realize what ive just said and how it might be so easily misunderstood >"ok. *O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:20:23 No. 595592584 *O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:36:59 No. 595595006 >i can still remember what she was wearing that day >i know what she was wearing probably better than her on the day she wore them >and i know this because pete knew this >after she looked at us and smiled >just for a few seconds which felt like an eternity >she turned around again and kept on walking >we just stayed put >we couldnt follow her >our black hole left us lonely asteroids to the pitch black emptiness of cold space >so after the school, we went to our dorm room with no information about her whatsoever >no name, no nothing >just a mental image of her elegant stance etched deep into our minds >i was looking at the pictures of random women with green eyes and auburn hair on yahoo >that was the only thing i could do. but none of the images even came close to matching her beauty >well. pete felt like he had to do something >and he f------ started searching for her clothes. i s--- you not >he was searching for her clothes on amazon and ebay and all these fashion and shopping sites neither of us knew nothing about >he started with searching for her skirt >which was this black wool-cashmere circle skirt with a playful flare at the bottom >couple inches above her knees. revealing her thighs just a little bit. >when he found it, he shouted "I FOUND IT F--- YEAH" >my heart is beating like a jackhammer >she just stays frozen >her lips nailed to mine >her chilled hands hanging from my collar >her intense kiss gently becomes tender >and she stops kissing me >elumsily wipes my wet face with her hands >sporadically chuckling her heart out while crying tears of joy >"you look like s---."- she laughs nerveously >i smile and laugh >"come on. you need a shower" >she drags me to her bathroom and gives me fresh towels >i take a shower for an hour >trying to calm my nerves, trying to make sense to this calamity >i take way longer than usual >knowing that when i get out i will have to face her >and have a talk >i finally get out and wrap myself with her towels >go to her room >ella is in her pjs >"youre mine anon, and im yours" - she told me >"nothing will change that until such a time comes that we both decide otherwise" - she would furiously declare THETHE CURSE OF ONKEYA SLAND >if there ever was a woman made out of wife material >nicole was the ultimate prototype >her understanding of a relationship was beyond belief >and her connection to me was unbreakable >she was so incorruptible >she would straight up hit the guys trying to chat her up in their faces >'you come near me again and i swear to god i will use my entire boyfriend like a retractable baton and f--- you in the ass with him" >thats an actual f------ quote i heard her shout at some poor kid >HOLY. F------. S---. >and there i was, standing like a beta f-- who has just won the lottery >my diamond hard d--- pulsating to her commanding voice >then she kisses me like there is no tomorrow >finds an empty room in a house full of partying people >hangs my sock on the door knob >and f---- my brains out >yeah. that was nicole in a nutshell she doesnt push it and saves me from my own demise >we get inside the natural history museum and start wandering around aimlessly >without talking >couldn't tell her that i was leaving for hong kong 2 days from now >both our minds are elsewhere >we get to the prehistorics section >see the dinosaur skeletons >her hair is wet >she must have had a shower too >shes sitting on her bed all curled up, holding on to her legs >she has a deeply concerned look on her face sit next to her and stare at the wall >expecting a million questions >she simply says >"go ahead, say it" >i dont understand. i mean say what??? >"say it" - she tells me again with a calm voice >"i love you" >"good" >she puts her hands on my face >and her lips on mine >and gives me the warmest, most gentle kiss i could have imagined 1 O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:20:45 No. 595592636 Replies: >595628016 >and i thought he had found "her" >but when i saw what he found, which was this i dunno what brand skirt on amazon >i was far from being disappointed >i was feeling the same way >we didnt know her name, but f--- if we didnt know what skirt she was wearing >pete kept going with the search and i helped him >at the end of the night, we knew what flats she was wearing, what shirt >we even knew what brand her red, bow shaped hairclip was >i mean. look, we are straight guys >i figure im a 7/10, maybe 8, pete is an easy 8/10, pushing 9 >we are both fit, we dont have ugly pimples on our faces or anything, we are both very decent >we are not short or chubby >and altho we were not the most popular kids in highschool, we are definitely not social castouts either >but that night * O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:28:17 No. 595593804 and no, they DONT WALK >so i have never imagined there would be trouble at the paradise >but come summer time, something else happened >my dad asked one of his old friends in LA for an internship position on my behalf >his friend accepted me to his firm >and while everyone was having a great time >i was supposed to work at the accounting department of this design office in LA >this meant that i wasnt going to spend my summer satisfying nicole >or doing anything fun for that matter >before she went to the airport >nicole kissed me as if we werent going to see each other again, like ever >"you don't forget who you belong to mister."- she told me with tearful eyes >i wont nicole, i promise" >man. the love and care this girl had shown me was something else >even tho i told her numerous times that i loved her - and i meant it >i had this feeling that my love for her didnt even come close to what she felt towards me >"you take care of yourself, you hear?" - and she left, hesitantly walking backwards to her bus to the airport >pete had already gone home previous weekend >so i was all by myself, walking around in this college ghost town >on my way back to the dorm >wanting to pack my stuff asap and get ready for my flight to LA >there she was, walking towards me >ella >"hey! sup anon?" - she greeted me with a warm smile >'hey ella. i just sent off nicole" >"awww. you guuuyyss. she cried right?" - witha snappy laugh - "i know she cried!" >"haha, well you know >"she loves you anon, thats why" - ella reached out and stroked my arm, showing the she cared >for the first time in quite a while, i suddenly felt a jolt, a rush >it was like the time when i first saw her upclose >as her cold hands brushed my skin, my pupils dilated >like the first sip of a morning coffee >a surge of a small dose of adrenaline hit my body >then we get to the early humans or some other stuff i dunno >i dont remember why but we stopped in front of this neanderthal skull on display >we just look at it O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:34:11 No. 595594628 >kinda reminds me of something >"you know. this looks somewhat familiar."-i say without looking at ella >ella doesnt say anything at first, but then >BWAHАHАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА" >she loudly cracks an evil laughter in the middle of the f------ hall >she looks at me with a funny evil face >with a crackled, badly impersonated manly voice >"i am a powerful demonic force! i am the harbinger of your dooml let me hear you scream in terror!" >we fall back to the bed >she embraces me >we were more gay than a male fashion design student wearing pink dungarees and coming out of the closet > O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:37:15 No. 595595047 singing YMCA >and we knew what skirt she was wearing. so yeah. >and before we went to sleep >pete had an idea >that m----------- had the most excellent idea >while her freezing hands caress my skin like ice >her hot soft lips brush against my face like a velvet cloth >i hold her tightly >she opens her arms and lays back >presents herself to me with an innocent smile on her face >i take my time and study her >i dont want to rush anything >"my parents are gone for the day.. we're aaaaall alone" - she sings playfully X im melting right now >i remember >she gives me a warm smile and starts laughing >i remember why that skull looks so familiar >SHES F------ DOING MURRAY FROM F------ MONKEY ISLAND 3 >he knew he needed an extra something if he was ever gonna talk to her >let alone date her >so he decided he should start learning about fashion >and use his knowledge as a conversation starter >meanwhile, i was feeling like i could go to mars with a new apollo mission >or save the world from a new nazi regime all by myself >and still wouldnt be able to impress her >i was a hopeless f----- >mylifeiscomplete.jpeg >everyone is looking at us like w-- is wrong with these people >i get so excited my hands start shaking >"oh. i think i did it a bit too loud" - she whispers as she keeps chuckling >"you. you played mi3?" - i ask her stammering >"oh i love it anon!" - she grins >i have all the time in the world >i rub her tummy >and kiss the notch under her neck IN HONG KONG. e sighs >she >ella holds on to me tightly and locks me into herself with her legs her, right?" I HOPE YOov'RE DANG WEL >we stay like that for a long time >kissing and touching each other I HISS YOU. >> O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:21:58 No. 595592833 >i figured you would remember murray, you being the adventure gamer and all" >i have nothing to say >at that moment, ella stopped being a crush i could hardly admit to >and turned into my lifes goal i have no idea what to do with >we started talking about monkey island >then full throttle >indiana jones and the fate of atlantis >all lucas arts games >old school adventures >we were cracking jokes >impersonating key characters >acting out funny moments >it got to the point of singing theme songs >thats when we realized we are sitting next to a prehistoric animal >in the middle of the museum >talking about weird games and such like nerds >security is giving us funny loks >we laughed about it and decided to leave >enjoying the warmth of our bodies >she pulls her knees up, almost reaching my head CALE FULLT ASSUH UG THAT 76u Hiss HE Tocol >next morning, the first thing pete did was to enroll in a class on fashion design >pete didnt know if his tactics were gonna work >pete didnt know if this magnificent creature would speak fashion with him >but he had hopes >meanwhile, we were both unable to speak to her >we were a bunch of beta f---, scared out of our minds >but we learned her name from a friend >ella >ella was her name. AND I'H >using her toes >she carefully grips the edge of the towel on my waist >starts to slide it down surgically >O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:28:37 No. 595593856 BUT I >exposing me >ella looks down SURPEISE >i quickly broke out of her spell >i had to >"so. where are you off to ella?" >"oh. im leaving tomorrow morning, off to see my parents in LA" >WUT >then looks up >and flashes me a suggestive smirk I GOT SOHETHNG FOR TOU URJキORTURJATEじ,TK uAS TH性 ONCT 6oPy I CoulD FでD. * BuurARIAN >her legs are gingerly dancing on my upperbody >i can feel the muscles on her legs expanding and contracting as they move around >pete didnt want to waste his chances in leaving a perfect first impression with ella >well, the first impression both of us have left was us standing in the middie of the hallway >staring at her like we were retarded perverts >but speaking to her was a different matter altogether >i figured, if pete had no chance of talking to her now >how could i2 >besides, pete was so in da zone, i didnt want to compete >not that i could, or so i believed.. >fast forward a couple of weeks >pete as a freshman knew more about fashion than seniors knew about economy in our department >he was spending his nights browsing fashion blogs >every night, he would come to our room, with a list of items she was wearing that day >studying her taste in fashion >pete told me that this could actually work >since while a lot of the girls on campus dressed like trailer trashes >ella was always amazing in her choice of clothes >our room was filled with editions of vogue and GQ and s--- >couple of friends have seen our stash of fashion magazines >and joked about it >so we made a lousy explanation of how they were "quality fapping material" >and got away with it >one day, pete woke up and turned to me >"i'm ready" - he said >like neo saying "i know kung-fu" >i said "show her" >i slide my hand from her back to her bottom ifeel the >and catch the waist of her pj bottoms with my fingers >i slowly pull them down along with her panties >i feel a gush of warmth in my hand >i touch her silky smooth bare bottoms >she bites her lips and dives in to my lips again magnificent curvature of her strained hips >"ummm. we might be on the same flight."- that was the most sexually neutral thing i could think of at that time >'you serious? what are you doing in LA?" - ella asked with a delighted curiosity, her big green eyes glimmering with excitement >i have this job my dad arranged for me. im not exactly going there for a vacation" - i pout >"awww. dont worry anon, ill keep you company, it will be fine i promise" - cheerfully reassuring me >my heart skipped a beat >before i could say anything >"ohl look at the time, i gotta go now, but hey, see you in LA, if not earlier!" - she winked at me >she waved and started walking in the other direction >after mumbling some non-intelligible verbal expressions like "hey. ye. wut. oh" i waved at her >and watched her disappear around the corner >and as i was trying to make sense of what just happened, nicole's teary eyed face kept coming into my mind >i felt like a complete a------ >what the f--- am i so excited about? >i mean. ella is my bro's gf >shes bffs with my gf >what the f--- am i thinking >why am i suddenly feeling awkward again? >i tried not to think about it and started walking away >next morning was even harder for me >we were on the same bus to the airport >and when it was time to check in to our flight >we were side by side >naturally, you cant ask to be seated elsewhere when the person youre trying to avoid is right next to you >i couldnt believe that i was thinking about being seated elsewhere too >ella was not only a friend >she was also the one person i had to think of almost as a sister >i kept texting nicole to make sure that i was ok >reminding myself of "who i belonged to" >i was scared, because it wasnt helping at all >acting like everything is alright >i boarded the plane with ella t's * PIRATED UERSION I GGOT FROM GoY ON EBAY. >shes kissing me strenuously this time >hot air licks my face as she exhales from her small pointy nose A woRks Just FINE O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:34:31 No. 595594672 >it was getting late, sun was about to set >"hey anon, come home with me have dinner with us againl" - ella grabbed my arm and asked me cheerfully >"id love thatl". >and we went to her house once more * O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:37:37 No. 595595102 キ You GT B0PED 州D ToUE LONGING BECOHES w THE CARIBSERNS, >and then i closed my eyes >and pressed my entire body againts hers >we slowly curled up into each other >getting closer and closer >you would think there is a physical limit to how close you can get to someone >that limit is not really as apart as it may seem >there is a point where you fail to distinguish skin from skin >we hugged each other so tightly >grabbed onto each other like dear life >as if we somehow let go, we would fall to our deaths UN BEARABLE, ITTAGINE TOURSELF AiD I'll HELP YOU SHUE ECAINE FROtH THE CURSE >her parents gladiy welcomed me to their home >jake was in a summer camp or some such >during dinner, all we could talk about was games >and anime, comics, the whole nerd nine yards >her mom and dad were giving each other smirky looks >i didnt care >i was losing my mind >ella. the perfect girl. >ella invited me to her room >and that was the first time ive seen ella's room >anime posters on the walls >cute bed sheets with girly flowers and stuff >A WHOLE F------ BOOKCASE FULL OF VIDYA >her neatly folded clothes everywhere >a full repertoire of fashion pete studied to understand for a whole semester >a cute and girly elegance >and a hardcore and tomboyish geekdom >the best of both worlds, if there was ever such a thing >". im at a loss for words" -i declare with my mouth wide open >ella chuckles and playfully punches my shoulder >"shut up. what were you expecting? wall-to-wall posters of some boyband?" >"hahah. no, ii love it."-i look around with a huge grin on my face >'good. now im going to beat your ass in mario kart again. sit down" >as she forcibly seats me on the floor and in front of a small tv >huge amounts of cute hearts gush out of all of my bodily orifices >ella goes over to jake's room and brings the n64 >and we start playing >this is heaven. OUE FROMA, >we became one >i dont remember at which point we were actually "having sex >with that amount of love and such a strong intimacy >you dont really understand whats going on >you dont pay attention to how youre "satisfying" yourself and your partner >its not about tips and tricks anymore >its >anyways >pete decided that whatever she's wearing that day >he felt like he could intelligently talk to her about her clothes Youe O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:22:19 No. 595592891 not about knowing what limb to touch >or where to kiss, lick or do whatever >that level of >time loses meaning >that night >we were inseperable >we didnt say a word the entire time >no screaming, no loud noises >just heavy breathing >lots of heavy breathing >the only thing that i cared >her hands werent cold anymore >her touch was warm to me, for the first time >and the only memory i cherished more than anything else >was the feeling that as if we have known each other for all our lives >that night, ella wasnt a couple months old friend whom i cheated on my girlfriend or betrayed my best buddy >after the economy class >i wished him luck and we parted ways f unity transcends virtually every "health" magazine b------- you can read about sex and intimacy >an hour later he found me >i asked him >"how did it go?" >"i dunno man.. i really dunno. i mean, i might as well done great or f----- it up completely" i dont remember for how many hours ELAD >> D Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:29:02 No. 595593916 Replies: >>595631211 >"why?" >"look, we talked about fashion for an hour" >"so, you talked for an hour, thats great man!" - damn we were beta f--- >"yeah, but what if she thinks that im gay?" >i started laughing. pete had a point. straight guys dont usually talk about fashion >certainly not about womens fashion >suddenly, ella comes out of nowhere >i froze >pete looked at me and understood that ella was coming our way >"hey pete!" >and i heard ella's voice for the first time >she had a crackly, deep voice >kinda reminds me of scarlett johansson now. >a lot of people dont think that kinda voice is flattering >but if you found me a soprano that sings agnus dei >i would have told you "shut that woman up and let ella sıng" >"hey ella!" - said pete, his heart probably skipping a couple of beats >"i remembered now. i got it from anthropologie. >i have absolutely no idea what shes talking about >after chatting for a bit with ella >she fell asleep >after some time, i did too >when i woke up >her head was on my shoulder >and my head was on hers >her fragrant hair was all over my face >she smelled of vanilla and berries *O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:34:53 No. 595594731 O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:40:23 No. 595595497 Replies: >>595599904 >>595604232 >>595618690 >>595622986 >595625245 >>595626136 >>595630359 >595631618 for >her gorgeous scent was so enchanting, i started getting the strangest boner of my life >i was unsure about what to do >do i slowly back off? >do i keep leaning against her head and savor the moment? >what the f--- am i thinking? why is this an issue? >she kicks my ass in mario kart again >she was the one person dearest to me, above everyone else >she was my missing piece >after a long long time has past, i remember finally whispering >"i love you" >and falling into the deepest, most relaxed sleep i have ever had >next semester >we switch to SF >she kicks my ass yet again >next we try split screen 007 >and guess what. she kicks my ass again >she fires up the PS and starts showing me MGS >ive never played MGS until then, yeah dont judge ok? >she starts telling me about the story, going crazy excited >shows me the controls and starts watching as i fumble around >laughs at my stupidity and ineptness every now and then >i play and play, lose myself, immerse myself in the excellence of MGs >then i pause the >and realize that she has fallen asleep with her head on my shoulder >her sweet vanilla and berry scent filling my lungs once more >she looks peaceful and happy >i quit the game and put down the controller >i gently embrace her exquisite body >putting my ams behind her back and under her beautiful legs >the thin veneer of her skirt rolls back, revealing her thighs >i carefully carry her to bed >tuck her in >just look at her and appreciate her unbelievable beauty for a moment. >its 3 am, her parents must already be asleep >i dont have any way of returning home >i tum off the tv and the lights >grab a pack of neatly folded tshirts and use them as a makeshift pillow >and curl up on the floor >its hard to fall asieep, the floor is too uncomfy >i hear shuffling behind me >i figure she must be tuning around in her sleep >then i feel her hand on my back >then over my shoulder >and she rests it on my chest, pulling a thin sheet of blanket over both of us >her small feet play around and curl up next to mine as she spoons me >i grab her cold hand and press it firmly against my chest >she mumbles and plants her face to the back of my neck >and i fall asleep, madly in love >nicole and i got closer >she stopped avoiding me >and we became friends again >she understood what i have been thru >and altho ive broken her heart >she knew i didnt mean to >she knew how much i loved ella >she knew the love ive felt for ella didnt mean i didnt value her >2 years later we started dating again >moved to chicago together >another 2 years after that, we got married >and i slowly forgot about ella >while organizing old stuff at our house >i came across ella's letter and the mi3 cd case >when i started feeling bad >she convinced me to write the story down now i know there must be a lot of you out there, calling me a beta f-- but if bros before hoes doesnt apply here, then where else? *O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:37:56 No. 595595138 >the only thing i was able to do was to raise my head out of her hair >and sit upnight as best as i could >i couldnt bring myself to pull away from her >then as if things couldnt get any worse >she mumbled >embracing me as if she was sleeping next to pete >her beautiful hand was lightly hanging on to my shirt >her cold fingertips gently grazing my bare chest >this is torture >pete's voice is ringing in my ears >Tlove her man, i f------ love her" - the time he told me at a party, watching ella from the other side of the >it was almost dawn when i woke up >ella woke up with me >"i have to tell you something."-i told her >she looked at me, scared and upset >"i have to go to hong kong for 2 months. today. i wont be able to spend the rest of summer with you." >whatever she was expecting, hearing this news relieved her >she sighed and planted a passionate kiss on my cheek >"its ok. we will see each other in school" - she whispered to me softly >"after all, i have you now. i couldnt have been happier >hong kong seemed like a punishment after everything that has happened >but i knew ella would wait for me >"oh thanks!" >"dont mention it. its from last season tho, i dont think you could buy it for your sister. but they might have something similar. >"oh. well, thank you for telling me ella!" >"youre welcome, see you around pete!" >"see you ellal" >and we watched ella walking away from us gracefuly, until she disappeared in the distance >still looking at her general direction, as if we could still see her >"dude. your sister is 7." >"yeah i know. * game in her sleep and put her hand on my chest >s0 I get it off my >"i dont want to read it" - she said with a sad face >"it will be too much for me but you have to write it down" >her love and care were heavenly >"you need this anon" >i accepted гoom >" " >"she is. >"yeah i know. magnificent." >ella sent me away >convinced me that if we spent even more time >or if she would come to LAX to see me off, the distance and time would be even harder to bear >i >with an admiration and love i havent seen before on any mans face >then i remember nicole again >and the discernment and the loyalty she has displayed time and again in the face of temptation >i felt like s--- >concentrated, wc clogging brick of a s--- i agreed >as i was dragging my feet to leave her, i kissed her so much, she had to physically push me away >giggling with a sleepy face >"go now! go or you will miss your flight!" >i went home, hastily packed my bags and left for the airport >all i could think of was her 大* O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:22:49 No. 595592970 >> >last night after i finished writing my story >nicole convinced me to frame ella's letter >i looked at her, i was almost about to cry >she gently held my face in her hands >"its good to remember anon" - and she planted a tender kiss on my lips >"she was a good person, you loved her and she loved you" >i dont even know what to say >i framed the letter and put it on my nightstand >we got under the blankets on a cold winter night >we cuddled >she embraced me and placed her head on my chest >and softly whispered into my ear >"youre mine anon, and im yours. >"and as i have said before.." - she was almost asleep >with an amorous smile on her face >"until such a time comes we both decide otherwise, nothing will change that" >and i fell asleep next to the woman i loved >embracing the woman that loves me >a week later, pete had another idea >in order to not look like a gay couple >he suggested that we develop this "manly handshake" >and establish that we are in fact, bros >like O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:29:24 No. 595593961 >an excruciating hour later she woke up >she blinked her eyes rapidly as she tried to sober up >and yawned and stretched >i was losing my mind to the sight of her delicate body >as every muscle on her body vibrated and contracted >i was trying to force myself to look away >not notice her >but i couldnt >she looked at me with her sleepy green eyes >"oh, sorry anon. i get very untidy in my sleep" - she chuckled >"no worries. "- i tried to match her chuckle nerveously >shortly after that, we landed >her parents came to weicome her >she introduced me to them >the cab driver had to ask me "where to?" like 3 times a bunch of idiots, we stayed up all night >working out this complex yet subtle (or so we thought) secret handshake >our stupidity was at an immeasurable new height >pete was chatting up ella, little by little everyday >but he was afraid of becoming a gay bff and lose all chance of dating her >so he requested me to approach them tomorrow at some point mid conversation >and "apply" the handshake >ok then >after our economy class >i gave pete some time >then joined them in the cafeteria >as i approached them, pete saw me coming >excused himself like a true boss gentleman >and we started acting out this ridiculous handshake in unison >i mean it was absolute b------- >hands and fingers everywhere clicking and fist bumping and doing other various stuff >it was like the douchebag version of cirque de soleil >halfway thru (yeah it was that long it almost needed an interlude) ella starts laughing her ass off >she was laughing like a crazy person *** >after i landed and got settled in hong kong >we started talking on skype >it was new back then and the connection was s----- >but it was better than nothing >eveyday we would talk, sometimes for hours >there was so much time difference, i was almost an entire day ahead of LA >but we made it work O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:35:11 No. 595594765 >next morning when i woke up, she was still sleeping >during the night, we ended up facing each other >when i opened my eyes, i found myself looking at her angelic face >her hair was all over me >our intimacy was not limited to sex >and our friendship was more than just ambiguous flirting >the things we shared, the moments we lived >even tho they were digital and thousands of miles apart >i was still in heaven >they were nice people, really wam and welcoming >her mom, after learning that i was gonna be alone in LA >invited me to their place >i kindly declined their invitation, telling that my father has already rented an appartement for me >"well, next week, you must at least come have dinner with us then!" - ella ordered >"ok then, deal" - i accepted her offer with a million questions and ideas racing in my mind >shortly after we parted ways, i called nicole and talked to her for an hour >trying to remind myself of who i am >and texted pete, telling him about how ella and i were on the same flight to LA >i hated myself for feeling that an explanation was necessary >"hey pete, dont worry buddy, my d--- wasnt fully erect the whole time she was sleeping on my shoulder" - sorta thing >"it got hard only when she started stretching her muscles. its aaaiight." >F---. >her hand was still holding on to my shirt >like the time it was back on the plane >i could feel her breath on my lips >i wanted to stay there >more than anything, i wanted to lay next to her forever >and i wanted to kiss her so much >but all i could think of was nicole's face >i carefully reached for my phone in my pocket >nicole left me a text and this is the end of my story... O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:38:46 No. 595595257 >a month later >i came home from work one day >and there was no response to my calls >figured, she must be busy, or out, or something else came up >didnt think of much and went on with the rest of my day >next day, same thing >well, unless you are a seriously paranoid person, you dont think of worst case scenarios >until your buddy calls you >we freeze >the blood drains away from pete's face >pale as f--- >we realize that we just f----- up >we f----- up immensely >and we force ourselves to turn and face ella >she's trying to silence herself, still laughing >pete and i still holding hands like f-------- >she tries to apologize for laughing >but then she starts laughing even louder >we look around and hope that no other person has acknowledged how dumb we look >fortunately no one other than ella is laughing >but ella is still laughing > 'hey youl wanted to surprise you before you go to hong kong, im in LAI call me when you wake upl i love you :)" SOHSHIT.gif >i go pale >my mouth dries up >didnt remember how i responded to that >i still dont, i only know what pete, mom and dad told me >tums out, i dropped the phone and was unreachable for an hour >dont know what happened in that hour >then they say that i called my folks >by then, pete told them already >and they knew i wasnt goint to be able to make my way back on my own >as i was speaking to (or screaming to) mom, dad was already buying plane tickets >i didnt realize my mom was crying on the phone >knowing her son was in so much pain and she was unable to help me >i was screaming so much, my voice was all but gone >at some point, my dad picked up the phone >trying to calm me down >years later,i >never seen a man that white as he told me what happened >how terrified he was over how i was feeling >i asked him because the only thing i could remember was pete telling me >"she's gone. she's gone. >my heart starts beating to a fight or flight moment >> O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:29:44 No. 595594008 >i gently put ella's hand down >and back off without waking her up >i settled at home >met people at work >its boring but its ok >im in LA, lots of things to do >lots of free time when im not working 9 to 5 >and its only part time so i only work 3 days a week >a week later ella picks me up from work >and we go to her house like i promised >everythingwentbetterthanexpected jpeg >her parents are really cool >lots of drinking, talking, joking around >she has a younger brother, jake >he is 11 >he is a nerd but he is handsome in the same way ella is beautfiul >f------ little man is on his way to become a m------------ 10/10 alpha >i start talking to him >we hit it off really well >i start playing vidya with him in his room >ella joins in >im like WUT >tums out ella is a hardcore gamer >then the feeling retuns once more >ella is sitting between me and jake >and im trying to hide my boner under a n64 controller >feeling like im cheating on nicole again >i start drooling as she kicks our asses in mario kart >"oh well. >i grab my things and exit the house without anyone noticing >i call nicole >she tells me to meet her on venice beach she >grab a bite to eat on the way >coffee to wake up >the moment i see her i realize the mistake ive made U Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:23:10 No. 595593016 >pete has this "this is how i die" face >im all goodbyeworld.jpeg >ella's laughter finally dies down >and we're looking at her like rabbits caught in headlights >"guys.. i know you're not gay" - and she starts laughing again >pete looks like hes about to s--- his pants >and i dunno what it was, maybe i started losing my nerve >or maybe it was like a chain reaction to ella's laughter >i start laughing my ass off as well >that "manly handshake" >and i began to imagine myself doing the handshake >and realized how absolutely idiotic it must have looked like >pete starts laughing as well >all three of us are crying at this point >now people are looking at us like w-- >and that was how i met ella >we finally sit down >im still chuckling like an ape >i extend my hand towards ella >"hi, im anon" >she firmly grabs my hand >my god her hands are beautiful >long, slender fingers embrace my hairy man paws like the branches of a delicate flower >she has a very cold touch >almost freezing, but at the same time its such an awakening feeling >i can feel the hairs on my forearm rising >"hi anon, im ella - she responds with a warm smile >and an incredibly sharp, piercing gaze >her spellbinding green eyes are filled with both an "i got you now" attitude and an older sisters love >i melt >"for how long have you guys practiced that stupid handshake?" - she asks >we start blushing like 5 yo kids >my hair is all messed up >im still wearing yesterdays clothes >i didnt even brush my teeth >and my entire body smells like ella's perfume ance, just once, what happened day >nevergofullretard.avi >its too late >she sees me and starts running towards me >and jumps to my arms started playing out in my head over and over again O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:35:36 No. 595594824 *** >she digs her lips into my mouth >holds me tightly >starts kissing me furiously >then she slows down >and then completely stops >her hands and arms lose their grasp on me >slowly pulls away >she gently pushes me back to take a better look at me >she sees the guilt and fear on my face >her pupils dilate >she starts tuning red >her eyes fill with fury and anger like nothing ive seen before >her right hand pulls back and flies into my face >it lands perfectly >my ears start ringing >my vision is blurred >she doesnt talk >i dont have anything to say for myself >i just stay there, with half of my face completely numb >unable to face her, unable to look her in the eyes >she slowly tums around and starts walking >looks back >" you coming?" - she looks at me with tear filled mad eyes >i obey and start following her >we sit on a bench overlooking venice beach >we sit there for a few minutes before she finally asks >"did you sleep with her?" - she doesnt look at me >"no >"did you kiss her?" >"no >she stops for a moment >i realize whats coming. and its too late >she turns to me with a face full of tears of anger >"you. youre in love with her????" >i cant say anything. i just sit there, my head as low as it can go >"for how F------ long, anon?" - her voice trembles >i talked to pete one more time before dad arrived >that i do remember >you go numb after so much pain >and start behaving like a robot. >he knew i wasnt gonna be at the ceremony with him >we talked about things no one wants to know >but you just have to know >like what happens to a car travelling at 60mph >when it gets rearended by another car >starts spinning >and stops when it wraps around a telephone pole >there was nothing anyone would want to look at >no open casket >just a box >while her family was burying ella >i was on a plane back to states >didnt have the power to go back to LA >and be there with her family >didnt want to go back to college >and be all by myself >i just wanted to go home ella rubs jake's head >and she turns to me and winks >i dunno what you guys were expecting" >i forget how to speak english as i see her smug face next to mine >her piercing green eyes >her sharp, pointy nose couple inches away from me >her cheeks, red like apples after the rush and excitement of the game >tiny drops of sweat rolling down on her delicate neck >my mouth is wide open >she starts laughing when she sees my dumb as f--- face >"i only play adventure games anyway, monkey island and such." - i try to bail out >"oh is that rig! >OMFG im about to drop dead mr. threepwood?" - ella teases me >her mom calls us for dessert and coffee O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:24:39 No. 595593247 >i stay for another hour, then her dad drives me back to my place O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:39:24 No. 595595361 >"all night." - pete answers as silently as possible >ella claps her hands and pops a loud chuckle >"i knew it!" - waving her finger towards us - "you guys are insecure!" >pete grumbles >"o0oohh. its so cutel" - she puts on a funny face, pouting her spectacular pink lips >im losing my grasp on english language right about now >"well guys, i know youre not gay. but youre definetely homophobic!" >"well. were not."- i try to defend myself futilely >"oh its ok, anon!" - she smiles - "i can understand that feeling" >pete must be losing his mind. he just sits there, trying to find a way to regain his composure >"oh come on pete, i know you would feel uneasy, talking to me about fashion" >pete looks shocked >he doesnt understand how he could be sidelined so bad >"but."- he tries to make a case (which i assume he has none) >"its really ok pete. i can sense that you have been working on "fashion" (makes a fingerquote) for some *D Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:30:03 No. 595594060 >next week, she called me and asked if i wanna hang out >i was afraid of how fast i responded "yes!" >she showed me the sights >we went to her favorite places >eating ice cream, hanging out in cafes and s--- >about a month and a half into my stay in LA, i met a couple of her old friends >i could easily see that some of her high school boys were still in love with her >losing their minds over how lucky they are to see her once again >some of them even eyeballed me before ella told them that i was just a friend >just a friend" she said >and for no reason at all, i felt as if my heart imploded >whats wrong with what she said? >yeah, ofc i was just a friend >it wasnt like i was friendzoned or anything >she had a bf, i had a gf >so i was just a friend >but i was heartbroken nonetheless >we decided to go >so next week, 5 of ella's friends and i were at the beach >9/10 - 10/10 girls with slutty thongs all around us >everyone >i was the only horny f--- checking out every piece of ass around us >ella was wearing these loose summer pants and an old XL white shirt >we find a nice spot >get settled >then ella starts taking off her pants and shirt >a year has passed since ella's death >mom and dad were trying to play it cool >pete was the only one keeping me sane >he too was affected by ella's passing >but he was stronger >he didnt love ella the way i did >nicole was keeping her distance >avoiding >on the anniversary of her death, i decided to visit ella's grave >got on a plane to LA >i still remember the first time i walked thru those cemetery gates >its never easy to visit the dead >i found her >and stayed there for an hour >just crying, not knowing what to say >im not a religious person >and i dont believe in afterlife >i had this feeling inside me that no matter what i said >she wasnt there to see >or hear >after a while, a boy walked up to me >her brother me as best she could >"how long?."- she asks again, barely audible time" >ohfuck.gif >our jaws are sweeping the floor >"how."- pete mumbles >"seriously, i know about your fashion class, and your room full of fashion magazines" >ella winks at >im about to lose my s--- >pete looks like hes shot by a cupids 50cal machine gun >hes crushing hard, madly in love >"how did you know?" -i ask, since pete cannot come to the phone right now >"well. first of all, i have a friend in pete's fashion class" >"and also, some of your chums were talking about your stash and i overheard them" >pete silently mouths "f--- me. >"but most of all. >"where did i go wrong?" - pete must have been losing his hope at this point >"well, a fashionista. how can i put it. must look more fashionable, dont you think?" >ella was right. granted, pete didnt walk around wearing s----- flip flops and baggy sweat pants >but he wasnt actually a fashion icon either >pete looks like hes about to burst into tears * O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:35:55 No. 595594871 >"i dont know" >she hesitates for a moment and then starts talking again >"i should have known. for the past month, you were all ella could talk about anon" >i couldnt believe what i was hearing >i wake up to the shock of this revelation >"she talked to you about me?" -i ask her, with a skeptical and messed up face >"yeah." - she opens her eyes wide, sarcastically >"." >"can you believe that? you became her number one friend" >"her confidant" >"her bff" - she violently fingerquotes her snappish remark >i dont have anything to say to nicole >" and i cant be angry at her for getting close to you, anon." >she stopped >"but you."- she gets close to my face and puts her index finger sharply to my chest >"you should have known better" - tapping my chest with her finger pete to the beach next week >young jake too came to visit her sister >we hugged "you should come and visit my folks, anon. they will be happy to see you" >i accepted his kind invitation >when we arrived at their home like who gives a s--- pete, i can see that you are new to the fashion world" >the air was thick, filled with sorrow >. i force myself to look elsewhere its so painful >her mother smiled when she saw me >i s--- you not >held me in her arms as if i was her own blood >"oh am i happy to see you" - she cried >they were relieved they didnt have to be alone that day >ella's father was already half drunk >but he was joyful when we started talking about ella >jake was sitting between his mom and dad >they wouldnt let go of his hands the entire time >drawing power from knowing that they are not alone >and that jake is still here >after talking about ella >reminiscing what little time i was able to spend with her >every f------ person within a 50 feet radius starts looking >10/10 girls with tight asses and b------- starts cringing >i can see how jealous they feel >men are hnnnggg >then i say f--- it >i will have to see her body eventually >" answer me anon" - she whispers O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:25:11 No. 595593324 >"ANSWER ME!" >"WHAT??" - i turn to her >she jumped back with a surprise >this was the first time she has seen me scream at anyone, let alone her >"what do you want me to say nicole? that i love her? that i care for her? that no matter how i feel about you, i cant control how i also feel about her? that even when you and i were just friends and ella was with pete, i couldnt help but feel a strong desire for her?" >nicole didnt talk she just stood there and watched me talk with a heartbroken face >"what do you want me to say nicole?" >"." >"what do you want me to say? that the first thing i felt was relief when pete told me that she broke up with him?" >"ok. >no escape >and i look at her >"besides, your fashion sense has no context a person who is deeply involved in any subject always speaks in some form of context" >as ella talks about pete's failure, i feel both incredibly sad and incredibly turned on >maybe im not from a family or a place where there were a lot of smart women around >and maybe i was just a dumb homophobic or maybe even sexist f--- >who thinks all in their childhood >but ill be damned if this magnificent woman isnt smart > hey its ok pete" - ella sees pete cringing like a puckered butt hole >i know why you did it, you have nothing to be ashamed of >pete lightens up like someone stuck a needle full of adrenaline into his chest >meanwhile, im lost in ella's eyes. studying her beautiful face as she talks so, im going to give you your chancel go ahead, ask" >"a-a-a-ask what?" - pete s---- the bed >ella tilts her head and gives him a "really?" face >pete comes around again >gains his composure like a champ for the first time during the conversation >well. do you want to grab a cup of coffee with me after school?" >ella smiles at him and playfully nods with her eyes closed >i would love that pete" - and she chuckles >and i sit there like a f----- thinking of asking "can i come too?" >ella is beyond words to me >i feel stupid and powerless near her "thank you. >i cant imagine being in his place right now >getting the greenlight from ella after believing that he f----- up so badly >ella laughs playfully and changes the subject >so we sat there and talked about our lives and how we knew each other for an hour >and i was able to get to know ella >even if it was for a little bit >but it was an amazing experience 2 O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:32:36 No. 595594397 >her mom showed me into ella's room I women learn about everything in life by furiously banging ken and barbie dolls into each other >just a pair of jet black bikinis >in them, the most unquestionably beautfiul woman there ever was >her wavy auburn hair streams to her broad but willowy shoulders >sharp sunlight is glimmering on her bright green eyes >her face is already tanned >reddish spots are formed over her soft cheeks >her petite pink lips >and her sharp, small diamond chin >both moisturized by tiny droplets of sweat >the elongated and tender tendons on her neck line flows >to the most beautiful and deep jugular notch >surrounded by her sharp clavicles >and then i see them. >i dont think ive ever seen such breasts before >not with my own eyes >not in pictures, not in real life >slightly bigger than plump greyfruits >and smooth and solid as if they were carved out of marble >they stand at attention >amused by the incompetence of frail gravity >her small n------, mildly protruding aut of her bikini top >like searchlights, pointing way up into the sky >my eyes hover over that sight for a few seconds she whispered and stared into the distance >we continued to talk >getting angry at each other at times >but it was more upsetting than vexing >after an hour of furious argument >we were tired >even when p----- off, nicole didnt hold back her

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O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:27.04 No. 595593620 O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:36:21 No. 595594929 > O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:40:00 No. 595595445 Replies: 2>595626930 File: 1422675600227.jpg-(609 KB, 800x2394, ella-letter-mi3.jpg) O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:33:08 No. 595594484 File: 1422674389468 jpg-(149 KB, 1280x800, tumblr-girls-wi.) >"you know what anon."- she spoke kindly, like a whisper - "there isnt enough sex tricks in the world to keep you away from ella" >i froze. i felt like a sharp object has pierced thru my chest >"and there isnt enough small jokes, bouguet of flowers or boxes of chocolate that pete can come to her door >couple of weeks later >pete and ella were a couple >ive never seen pete so happy >he was over the clouds, all the time >the guy was out of his mind >counting seconds for their next date everytime he kissed ella goodbye >and i was happy for my bro >but at the same time Pi couldnt help but feel uneasy everytime i saw ella >ella was still the most amazing woman i have ever seen in my life >nothing came remotely close to matching her beauty >not to mention her wits >and O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:19:49 No. 595592516 Replies: >595594337 s>595600219 >>595606820 >>595607136 >>595610109 >>595611820 >>595620597 >>595621927 >>595623556 >>595625563 >my eyes were fixed on ella >ella looks at me >the room was left untouched >she leans in with a funny smile on her face >her youthful breasts come closer to my face than ever before >"you are staring anon!" - she says calmly while giggling >my face turns into a mexican tomato plantation >she walks by me towards the ocean >looks back with a smile warmer than midday sun >"you coming?" - and runs into the luke warm water while bouncing her perfect fanny >L im. in a minute, yeah. >i wasnt about to display the biggest tent of my life in front of everyone >she voices a snappy laugh and starts backstroking away from the beach >i sit there and start reciting the multiplication table >as if i was with nicole in bed, trying to delay the inevitable >moments later i join her >"um. sorry about before" -i apologize sheepishly >"hahal dont worry about it, you should have seen pete's face when he first saw me in my underwear" >mfw ellainsexyunderwear.jpg >and we're back to where we started. good thing my tent is now underwater >i try to speak but all im doing is keeping my mouth open without saying anything >ella is laughing hysterically >"are your serious anon?" >"s-s-serious how?" >nothing was changed since ive been there more than a year ago >even her neatly folded clothes were still on her chair >her vidya archive >her anime posters on the walls >her mom opened a drawer >and took out a cd case and a letter >and handed them to me this is my story /bl.. >be me, 19 yo college freshman >this was 10 years ago >i had this bro from highschool, pete >we were friends, but not exactly bros. he was a cool quy, and i think i was cool to him with" >she sighed. >"so he can hold on to ella." >i couldnt speak. couldnt breathe >"and its alright anon. no matter what we do, you guys were made for each other" - she spoke as she gave reality >'i believe these are for you, anon" >she put them into my violently shaking hands >she kissed me on my forehead and left the room >i sat on the bed >the bed in which we had the chance to spend a single night together >a single night. >i looked at the cd case >and immediately burst into the tears i was holding back before >crying my eyes out, i started reading her letter >the letter she couldnt send to hong kong in to >"so you go ahead. i told you that you were mine until we both decided otherwise" >turns out we applied to the same college and enrolled >going to the same classes >practically spending all of our time together >away from you family, with your high school life behind you, things can get hectic >yeah, you are horny teenagers with no real problems to deal with >but you still need a friend you can depend on >and we were that friend to each other speaking to her was more fun than i could ever have, doing anything >and i was trying extremely hard not to fall for her >i owed it to my bro and to myself >fortunately, ella came to my help >she introduced her fried nicole to me >nicole was the girl in pete's fashion class, the girl ella was talking about >nicole was an incredibly beautiful girl >she was this amazing redhead >5'6", big soft t------, nice curvy body >pale blue eyes, cute little freckles on her face >you would think that a beautiful girl like ella wouldnt be bffs with another beauty like nicole >9 out of >but ella had no competition >she was beyond competition >ella could have been friends with the biggest bimbo there ever was >or she could have been hanging out with a f------ swedish bīkini team >she could have been sleepwalking in her pis on a victorias secret catwalk at a new years show for all i care >no matter the situation, ella was always the one you looked at first >but yeah. nicoie was a bombshell too >and she was something else entirely. >"and we both decided otherwise, you know that." >i sat there. with nicole's head on my shoulder >staring blankly into the crowd of people on venice beach >knowing that theres no amount of rights i can make to fix the wrong i did her >the person who loved me so blindly, so vigorously >that even in the moment of her defeat, she still wanted what was best for me >"just do one last thing for me "- she whispered >i turned my face to her >and kissed her with a passion like i never have >she held my face in her small hands >and broke our bond >"go" - she said, trying to hold back her tears >"go before i change my mind. gol" - she started to cry >holding her hand, i got up. i hesitantly started stepping away >our arms stretched and reached their length as our fingertips grazed each other and broke away >i started walking backwards. >looking at her >realizing what i have done >feeling like s--- >nicole wasnt looking at me >her head dropped >the palms of her hands were trying to hide the tears >she was quietly sobbing >i gasped for air and forced myself away from her >trying not to think about it >running away like an a------ >i must have walked for 3 hours >not knowing what to do >it was getting late >i finally made my decision >i hailed a cab >and gave the driver ella's home address fast forward a couple of months pic related, letter and the cd case >second semester, we start taking this new class >and there is this girl in the class >not just us, but every f------ human being with a working d--- in the entire campus is losing their s--- over her >ordinary straight girls are ready to become lesbians just for her >i mean. man. wow. what an. angel? a beam of light? deux ex machina descending from heaven? i have no f------ idea >a value over 10 is a measurement that applies to us, mere mortals >her beauty cannot be calculated or properly abstracted with numbers >and looking at her is like something you know you shouldnt do >not because its creepy or socially awkward or some other s--- >its because you feel youre not worthy >not for her youre not. no. NOT HER >but we were looking >turns out we first saw her practically at the same time >and we wanted to point her to one another >but we couldnt take our eyes off of her >so we sat in some lousy economy class or whatever and drooled over her for half an hour >before i whispered. "dude. f--- me." >and it took pete a solid 5 minutes before he could simply say "yeah." >there she was, this 5'9" lady with long wavy auburn hair and emerald green eyes to die for >and pretty sure, to kill for >sitting just a couple feet away from us >yeah. so. "f--- me." was the correct response in that situation >after i read the letter >i was in fetus position on her bed >crying >the love and the loss were too much >'are you seriously thinking of me in my underwear right now?" >"it. it comes and goes" - WHAT THE F--- AM I SAYING >ella laughs and splashes water to my face >"come on underwear boy! swim!" >she starts swimming >i have nothing else to do but follow her >few moments later she stops swimming and turns to me >"hey. did you call nicole? you guys talking, yes?" >BUZZ KILLI >"yeah. why?" >"good. you keep doing that than you can imagine me in my underwear all you want" 10 times, you would be right >someone slowly sat next to me >and i felt a familiar hand on my face >i put my head on her lap >while nicole caressed my hair >and calmed me down >"im here." - she whispered >and hugged me as she too quietly cried * O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:27:24 No. 595593677 >she chuckles like a prankster and starts swimming back >my mouth was like a keyboard with coffee spilled all over it >i followed her back to the beach >4 of us started hanging out together >started going to the parties >hanging out after school >going to the movies >and slowly, nicole and i got very close >she had an amazing sense of humor >knew a lot about subcultures and s--- >finally, after a night out together >pete and ella decided to go to ella's room by themselves >turns out ella's roommate was back at home for a family emergency or something like that >and nicole and i kissed >soon after, we officialy became a couple >after what felt like an etemity, i wasnt interested in ella that much >it felt good, not feeling like cheating on my bro >nicole was amazing in bed >in all things related to sex, she was a dream come true >the fantazies she was into were mind boggling >the things she wore to turn me on >stockings, garterbelts, schoolgirl outfits >surprising me with wake up bjs after a long night of sex >OHLAWD >some nights i would think, how the f--- am i supposed to regain my sexual appetite after this >a couple hours later, there she was again >wearing something ridiculously sexy >doing things you could lose your mind for >the places we f----- >and the positions we tried were pure pornographic s--- >it felt like half of my daily diet was being used for producing semen >she wouldnt use condoms O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:33:33 No. 595594547 LUCASARTS ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY PRESENTS >i spent the rest of the day thinking about nicole >thinking about pete >and thinking about ella >i really didnt have to think about ella, since she was suntanning her gorgeous body next to me >before everybody went home >ella asked me if i wanted to hang out with her next weekend >i accepted, naturally >after i went home, my dad called >told me to get ready for a trip >wut? >yeah. apparently, i was supposed to go to hong kong >turns out, my dad is more connected than i previously believed >i had just a week left to spend in LA >then it was time for hong kong >after i spoke to my dad, pete called >his voice was all f----- up >told me that ella broke up with her a week ago >0 >i switched to bro mode and started calling ella a bitch and whatnot >"dude. stop."- he said calmly >? >"she was right. this wasnt going anywhere.. >"how. what?" >"look anon, i have nothing thati can offer to her" - pete started explaining >he told me how ella was smarter than him and how it wasnt about sex or being an alpha and all that s--- >basically like everything else about her, ella was not exactly your usual sorority girl >she was in her own alpha-omega-f------ club >and pete had nothing more than 4 months worth of fashion class and a few dirty jokes to show for an admission >"anyways. thought you should know man. take care" - and he hung up >i was terrified when i realized my first thought was >"now what do i do with nicole?" >and my next, >"what the f--- am i supposed to do in hong kong???" MONKEY SLAND THE CURSE OF pic is unrelated random chick. O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:36:38 No. 595594961 *O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:20:04 No. 595592547 >i arrive at ella's house >i approach her door >not knowing what to expect >i ring the bell >the door opens >my heart stops when i see her >she lowers the cellphone from her ear >looks at me >after the class >to this day i cant for the life of me remember what the f--- it was about >we were already orbiting her like some lousy asteroids stuck to a massive black hole >creepily getting closer and closer to her as she sucked us in >bumping to each other and walking like we were drunk and out of our minds >i dont know what it was >maybe she realized that we were following her like pervs >or maybe it was something else >halfway to the cafeteria, she just stopped and turned towards us >we comedically bumped into each other and stopped as well >but her beauty was so miraculous we forgot to look somewhere else >i remember her gaze. it was like the back of our heads blew open and brains splattered all over the hallway >those green eyes man. >and she smiled. SHE F------ SMILED >if we werent healthy, fit males in their prime we would have died of heart attack at that moment >we couldnt breathe she was so beautiful >so there we were, still staring at her, our eyes and mouths wide open >we were in our low, waaay low 2 digit IQs at that moment >and there she was, in all of her glory Slike i said, 5'g" long wavy auburn hair, emerald green eyes >"that was nicole." - she shakes the phone in her hand >her beautiful green eyes are bloodshot >tears running down her face >she closes the door >"ella. "- i breathlessly shriek >i turn my back to her door >i start walking >and then collapse >i start crying like a bitch >this is just too much >first nicole >and now ella. >the door quietly clicks open again >NOSIR >"wheres the fun in that?" - she asked me the first time we were about to have sex >she sucked my d--- like a vacuum and swallowed everything >smiling like a sassy high school girl >always wanting more and more >the afternoon sun casts a shadow over me >long curvy and athletic legs, you know, slimmer at the knees >well defined muscles on her calves and soft but rigid thighs >her ankles were so elegant >but her tendons were sprained.. as if she were a wild gazelle ready to bolt out at a moments notice >her butt. i cant call it an ass. not hers >ass is what girls have. >this lady had something else she had buttocks that required a new definition of the word >they were so firm and so well shaped, you could perfectly calculate for pi if you took measurements >her breasts. i dont even have the words >to this day im still searching for the right words >and i will try and describe them later in the story. but i will fail terribly >the shadow eagerly waits >"what did she say to you."- i can barely speak >"that you loved me more than her, you stupid f---" >a cold hand grabs my collar >and pulls me with force >i stumble and walk to ella's door, following her stern pace >tears and snot on my face, ugly as f--- >as i pass thru the >she turns around >violently slams the door with a flick of her hand >and pins me to the shut door with force >stuffs my face with her lips O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:27:50 No. 595593726 >good thing i was fit and young >you cant do some of the things she asked for when youre 29 >i would eat her out until i couldnt feel my tongue >the girl was a queen of multiple orgasms >there was no stopping until she said enough >her sexual needs were so immense, i had a hard time satisfying her >i was scared shitless if there would come a time when im simply not enough >but. >she was loyal and honest as f--- >never even flirted with the other guys, let alone cheat on me >i was really skeptical at first >its a complete opposite of what you would expect >i somehow raised the issue with a delicate yet curious manner >i was treading lightly >didnt want to offend her KA doorway O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:33:52 No. 595594587 Replies: >595601482 22595621427 Art >next week, i decided to ask ella about what happened before we went to the museum ESRB >we meet >kiss&hug >"sup anon!" - shes cheerful as usual >"sup ella. so. pete called me" >her head becomes apologetically heavy >"sorry for not telling you anon, didnt want you to think less of me before speaking to pete first" >"why?" >ella looks at me, feeling stuck between her friendship with me and my friendship with pete >"wasnt working anon. things dont always work out what did pete say about me?" >"only good things" "what did you tell him?" >"me? i was just. trying to be a bro i guess" >ella pouts "sorry for putting you in that situation" >this is the first time ive seen ella unable to drive the conversation >she looks way too submissive >i feel bad >"hey look. its ok, its not my place to say anything" -i try to comfort her >ella looks at me, almost waiting for my approval >then i say >"lets move on, shall we? besides, we have a date" - WUUUUT >ella blushes >i realize what ive just said and how it might be so easily misunderstood >"ok. *O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:20:23 No. 595592584 *O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:36:59 No. 595595006 >i can still remember what she was wearing that day >i know what she was wearing probably better than her on the day she wore them >and i know this because pete knew this >after she looked at us and smiled >just for a few seconds which felt like an eternity >she turned around again and kept on walking >we just stayed put >we couldnt follow her >our black hole left us lonely asteroids to the pitch black emptiness of cold space >so after the school, we went to our dorm room with no information about her whatsoever >no name, no nothing >just a mental image of her elegant stance etched deep into our minds >i was looking at the pictures of random women with green eyes and auburn hair on yahoo >that was the only thing i could do. but none of the images even came close to matching her beauty >well. pete felt like he had to do something >and he f------ started searching for her clothes. i s--- you not >he was searching for her clothes on amazon and ebay and all these fashion and shopping sites neither of us knew nothing about >he started with searching for her skirt >which was this black wool-cashmere circle skirt with a playful flare at the bottom >couple inches above her knees. revealing her thighs just a little bit. >when he found it, he shouted "I FOUND IT F--- YEAH" >my heart is beating like a jackhammer >she just stays frozen >her lips nailed to mine >her chilled hands hanging from my collar >her intense kiss gently becomes tender >and she stops kissing me >elumsily wipes my wet face with her hands >sporadically chuckling her heart out while crying tears of joy >"you look like s---."- she laughs nerveously >i smile and laugh >"come on. you need a shower" >she drags me to her bathroom and gives me fresh towels >i take a shower for an hour >trying to calm my nerves, trying to make sense to this calamity >i take way longer than usual >knowing that when i get out i will have to face her >and have a talk >i finally get out and wrap myself with her towels >go to her room >ella is in her pjs >"youre mine anon, and im yours" - she told me >"nothing will change that until such a time comes that we both decide otherwise" - she would furiously declare THETHE CURSE OF ONKEYA SLAND >if there ever was a woman made out of wife material >nicole was the ultimate prototype >her understanding of a relationship was beyond belief >and her connection to me was unbreakable >she was so incorruptible >she would straight up hit the guys trying to chat her up in their faces >'you come near me again and i swear to god i will use my entire boyfriend like a retractable baton and f--- you in the ass with him" >thats an actual f------ quote i heard her shout at some poor kid >HOLY. F------. S---. >and there i was, standing like a beta f-- who has just won the lottery >my diamond hard d--- pulsating to her commanding voice >then she kisses me like there is no tomorrow >finds an empty room in a house full of partying people >hangs my sock on the door knob >and f---- my brains out >yeah. that was nicole in a nutshell she doesnt push it and saves me from my own demise >we get inside the natural history museum and start wandering around aimlessly >without talking >couldn't tell her that i was leaving for hong kong 2 days from now >both our minds are elsewhere >we get to the prehistorics section >see the dinosaur skeletons >her hair is wet >she must have had a shower too >shes sitting on her bed all curled up, holding on to her legs >she has a deeply concerned look on her face sit next to her and stare at the wall >expecting a million questions >she simply says >"go ahead, say it" >i dont understand. i mean say what??? >"say it" - she tells me again with a calm voice >"i love you" >"good" >she puts her hands on my face >and her lips on mine >and gives me the warmest, most gentle kiss i could have imagined 1 O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:20:45 No. 595592636 Replies: >595628016 >and i thought he had found "her" >but when i saw what he found, which was this i dunno what brand skirt on amazon >i was far from being disappointed >i was feeling the same way >we didnt know her name, but f--- if we didnt know what skirt she was wearing >pete kept going with the search and i helped him >at the end of the night, we knew what flats she was wearing, what shirt >we even knew what brand her red, bow shaped hairclip was >i mean. look, we are straight guys >i figure im a 7/10, maybe 8, pete is an easy 8/10, pushing 9 >we are both fit, we dont have ugly pimples on our faces or anything, we are both very decent >we are not short or chubby >and altho we were not the most popular kids in highschool, we are definitely not social castouts either >but that night * O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:28:17 No. 595593804 and no, they DONT WALK >so i have never imagined there would be trouble at the paradise >but come summer time, something else happened >my dad asked one of his old friends in LA for an internship position on my behalf >his friend accepted me to his firm >and while everyone was having a great time >i was supposed to work at the accounting department of this design office in LA >this meant that i wasnt going to spend my summer satisfying nicole >or doing anything fun for that matter >before she went to the airport >nicole kissed me as if we werent going to see each other again, like ever >"you don't forget who you belong to mister."- she told me with tearful eyes >i wont nicole, i promise" >man. the love and care this girl had shown me was something else >even tho i told her numerous times that i loved her - and i meant it >i had this feeling that my love for her didnt even come close to what she felt towards me >"you take care of yourself, you hear?" - and she left, hesitantly walking backwards to her bus to the airport >pete had already gone home previous weekend >so i was all by myself, walking around in this college ghost town >on my way back to the dorm >wanting to pack my stuff asap and get ready for my flight to LA >there she was, walking towards me >ella >"hey! sup anon?" - she greeted me with a warm smile >'hey ella. i just sent off nicole" >"awww. you guuuyyss. she cried right?" - witha snappy laugh - "i know she cried!" >"haha, well you know >"she loves you anon, thats why" - ella reached out and stroked my arm, showing the she cared >for the first time in quite a while, i suddenly felt a jolt, a rush >it was like the time when i first saw her upclose >as her cold hands brushed my skin, my pupils dilated >like the first sip of a morning coffee >a surge of a small dose of adrenaline hit my body >then we get to the early humans or some other stuff i dunno >i dont remember why but we stopped in front of this neanderthal skull on display >we just look at it O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:34:11 No. 595594628 >kinda reminds me of something >"you know. this looks somewhat familiar."-i say without looking at ella >ella doesnt say anything at first, but then >BWAHАHАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА" >she loudly cracks an evil laughter in the middle of the f------ hall >she looks at me with a funny evil face >with a crackled, badly impersonated manly voice >"i am a powerful demonic force! i am the harbinger of your dooml let me hear you scream in terror!" >we fall back to the bed >she embraces me >we were more gay than a male fashion design student wearing pink dungarees and coming out of the closet > O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:37:15 No. 595595047 singing YMCA >and we knew what skirt she was wearing. so yeah. >and before we went to sleep >pete had an idea >that m----------- had the most excellent idea >while her freezing hands caress my skin like ice >her hot soft lips brush against my face like a velvet cloth >i hold her tightly >she opens her arms and lays back >presents herself to me with an innocent smile on her face >i take my time and study her >i dont want to rush anything >"my parents are gone for the day.. we're aaaaall alone" - she sings playfully X im melting right now >i remember >she gives me a warm smile and starts laughing >i remember why that skull looks so familiar >SHES F------ DOING MURRAY FROM F------ MONKEY ISLAND 3 >he knew he needed an extra something if he was ever gonna talk to her >let alone date her >so he decided he should start learning about fashion >and use his knowledge as a conversation starter >meanwhile, i was feeling like i could go to mars with a new apollo mission >or save the world from a new nazi regime all by myself >and still wouldnt be able to impress her >i was a hopeless f----- >mylifeiscomplete.jpeg >everyone is looking at us like w-- is wrong with these people >i get so excited my hands start shaking >"oh. i think i did it a bit too loud" - she whispers as she keeps chuckling >"you. you played mi3?" - i ask her stammering >"oh i love it anon!" - she grins >i have all the time in the world >i rub her tummy >and kiss the notch under her neck IN HONG KONG. e sighs >she >ella holds on to me tightly and locks me into herself with her legs her, right?" I HOPE YOov'RE DANG WEL >we stay like that for a long time >kissing and touching each other I HISS YOU. >> O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:21:58 No. 595592833 >i figured you would remember murray, you being the adventure gamer and all" >i have nothing to say >at that moment, ella stopped being a crush i could hardly admit to >and turned into my lifes goal i have no idea what to do with >we started talking about monkey island >then full throttle >indiana jones and the fate of atlantis >all lucas arts games >old school adventures >we were cracking jokes >impersonating key characters >acting out funny moments >it got to the point of singing theme songs >thats when we realized we are sitting next to a prehistoric animal >in the middle of the museum >talking about weird games and such like nerds >security is giving us funny loks >we laughed about it and decided to leave >enjoying the warmth of our bodies >she pulls her knees up, almost reaching my head CALE FULLT ASSUH UG THAT 76u Hiss HE Tocol >next morning, the first thing pete did was to enroll in a class on fashion design >pete didnt know if his tactics were gonna work >pete didnt know if this magnificent creature would speak fashion with him >but he had hopes >meanwhile, we were both unable to speak to her >we were a bunch of beta f---, scared out of our minds >but we learned her name from a friend >ella >ella was her name. AND I'H >using her toes >she carefully grips the edge of the towel on my waist >starts to slide it down surgically >O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:28:37 No. 595593856 BUT I >exposing me >ella looks down SURPEISE >i quickly broke out of her spell >i had to >"so. where are you off to ella?" >"oh. im leaving tomorrow morning, off to see my parents in LA" >WUT >then looks up >and flashes me a suggestive smirk I GOT SOHETHNG FOR TOU URJキORTURJATEじ,TK uAS TH性 ONCT 6oPy I CoulD FでD. * BuurARIAN >her legs are gingerly dancing on my upperbody >i can feel the muscles on her legs expanding and contracting as they move around >pete didnt want to waste his chances in leaving a perfect first impression with ella >well, the first impression both of us have left was us standing in the middie of the hallway >staring at her like we were retarded perverts >but speaking to her was a different matter altogether >i figured, if pete had no chance of talking to her now >how could i2 >besides, pete was so in da zone, i didnt want to compete >not that i could, or so i believed.. >fast forward a couple of weeks >pete as a freshman knew more about fashion than seniors knew about economy in our department >he was spending his nights browsing fashion blogs >every night, he would come to our room, with a list of items she was wearing that day >studying her taste in fashion >pete told me that this could actually work >since while a lot of the girls on campus dressed like trailer trashes >ella was always amazing in her choice of clothes >our room was filled with editions of vogue and GQ and s--- >couple of friends have seen our stash of fashion magazines >and joked about it >so we made a lousy explanation of how they were "quality fapping material" >and got away with it >one day, pete woke up and turned to me >"i'm ready" - he said >like neo saying "i know kung-fu" >i said "show her" >i slide my hand from her back to her bottom ifeel the >and catch the waist of her pj bottoms with my fingers >i slowly pull them down along with her panties >i feel a gush of warmth in my hand >i touch her silky smooth bare bottoms >she bites her lips and dives in to my lips again magnificent curvature of her strained hips >"ummm. we might be on the same flight."- that was the most sexually neutral thing i could think of at that time >'you serious? what are you doing in LA?" - ella asked with a delighted curiosity, her big green eyes glimmering with excitement >i have this job my dad arranged for me. im not exactly going there for a vacation" - i pout >"awww. dont worry anon, ill keep you company, it will be fine i promise" - cheerfully reassuring me >my heart skipped a beat >before i could say anything >"ohl look at the time, i gotta go now, but hey, see you in LA, if not earlier!" - she winked at me >she waved and started walking in the other direction >after mumbling some non-intelligible verbal expressions like "hey. ye. wut. oh" i waved at her >and watched her disappear around the corner >and as i was trying to make sense of what just happened, nicole's teary eyed face kept coming into my mind >i felt like a complete a------ >what the f--- am i so excited about? >i mean. ella is my bro's gf >shes bffs with my gf >what the f--- am i thinking >why am i suddenly feeling awkward again? >i tried not to think about it and started walking away >next morning was even harder for me >we were on the same bus to the airport >and when it was time to check in to our flight >we were side by side >naturally, you cant ask to be seated elsewhere when the person youre trying to avoid is right next to you >i couldnt believe that i was thinking about being seated elsewhere too >ella was not only a friend >she was also the one person i had to think of almost as a sister >i kept texting nicole to make sure that i was ok >reminding myself of "who i belonged to" >i was scared, because it wasnt helping at all >acting like everything is alright >i boarded the plane with ella t's * PIRATED UERSION I GGOT FROM GoY ON EBAY. >shes kissing me strenuously this time >hot air licks my face as she exhales from her small pointy nose A woRks Just FINE O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:34:31 No. 595594672 >it was getting late, sun was about to set >"hey anon, come home with me have dinner with us againl" - ella grabbed my arm and asked me cheerfully >"id love thatl". >and we went to her house once more * O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:37:37 No. 595595102 キ You GT B0PED 州D ToUE LONGING BECOHES w THE CARIBSERNS, >and then i closed my eyes >and pressed my entire body againts hers >we slowly curled up into each other >getting closer and closer >you would think there is a physical limit to how close you can get to someone >that limit is not really as apart as it may seem >there is a point where you fail to distinguish skin from skin >we hugged each other so tightly >grabbed onto each other like dear life >as if we somehow let go, we would fall to our deaths UN BEARABLE, ITTAGINE TOURSELF AiD I'll HELP YOU SHUE ECAINE FROtH THE CURSE >her parents gladiy welcomed me to their home >jake was in a summer camp or some such >during dinner, all we could talk about was games >and anime, comics, the whole nerd nine yards >her mom and dad were giving each other smirky looks >i didnt care >i was losing my mind >ella. the perfect girl. >ella invited me to her room >and that was the first time ive seen ella's room >anime posters on the walls >cute bed sheets with girly flowers and stuff >A WHOLE F------ BOOKCASE FULL OF VIDYA >her neatly folded clothes everywhere >a full repertoire of fashion pete studied to understand for a whole semester >a cute and girly elegance >and a hardcore and tomboyish geekdom >the best of both worlds, if there was ever such a thing >". im at a loss for words" -i declare with my mouth wide open >ella chuckles and playfully punches my shoulder >"shut up. what were you expecting? wall-to-wall posters of some boyband?" >"hahah. no, ii love it."-i look around with a huge grin on my face >'good. now im going to beat your ass in mario kart again. sit down" >as she forcibly seats me on the floor and in front of a small tv >huge amounts of cute hearts gush out of all of my bodily orifices >ella goes over to jake's room and brings the n64 >and we start playing >this is heaven. OUE FROMA, >we became one >i dont remember at which point we were actually "having sex >with that amount of love and such a strong intimacy >you dont really understand whats going on >you dont pay attention to how youre "satisfying" yourself and your partner >its not about tips and tricks anymore >its >anyways >pete decided that whatever she's wearing that day >he felt like he could intelligently talk to her about her clothes Youe O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:22:19 No. 595592891 not about knowing what limb to touch >or where to kiss, lick or do whatever >that level of >time loses meaning >that night >we were inseperable >we didnt say a word the entire time >no screaming, no loud noises >just heavy breathing >lots of heavy breathing >the only thing that i cared >her hands werent cold anymore >her touch was warm to me, for the first time >and the only memory i cherished more than anything else >was the feeling that as if we have known each other for all our lives >that night, ella wasnt a couple months old friend whom i cheated on my girlfriend or betrayed my best buddy >after the economy class >i wished him luck and we parted ways f unity transcends virtually every "health" magazine b------- you can read about sex and intimacy >an hour later he found me >i asked him >"how did it go?" >"i dunno man.. i really dunno. i mean, i might as well done great or f----- it up completely" i dont remember for how many hours ELAD >> D Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:29:02 No. 595593916 Replies: >>595631211 >"why?" >"look, we talked about fashion for an hour" >"so, you talked for an hour, thats great man!" - damn we were beta f--- >"yeah, but what if she thinks that im gay?" >i started laughing. pete had a point. straight guys dont usually talk about fashion >certainly not about womens fashion >suddenly, ella comes out of nowhere >i froze >pete looked at me and understood that ella was coming our way >"hey pete!" >and i heard ella's voice for the first time >she had a crackly, deep voice >kinda reminds me of scarlett johansson now. >a lot of people dont think that kinda voice is flattering >but if you found me a soprano that sings agnus dei >i would have told you "shut that woman up and let ella sıng" >"hey ella!" - said pete, his heart probably skipping a couple of beats >"i remembered now. i got it from anthropologie. >i have absolutely no idea what shes talking about >after chatting for a bit with ella >she fell asleep >after some time, i did too >when i woke up >her head was on my shoulder >and my head was on hers >her fragrant hair was all over my face >she smelled of vanilla and berries *O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:34:53 No. 595594731 O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:40:23 No. 595595497 Replies: >>595599904 >>595604232 >>595618690 >>595622986 >595625245 >>595626136 >>595630359 >595631618 for >her gorgeous scent was so enchanting, i started getting the strangest boner of my life >i was unsure about what to do >do i slowly back off? >do i keep leaning against her head and savor the moment? >what the f--- am i thinking? why is this an issue? >she kicks my ass in mario kart again >she was the one person dearest to me, above everyone else >she was my missing piece >after a long long time has past, i remember finally whispering >"i love you" >and falling into the deepest, most relaxed sleep i have ever had >next semester >we switch to SF >she kicks my ass yet again >next we try split screen 007 >and guess what. she kicks my ass again >she fires up the PS and starts showing me MGS >ive never played MGS until then, yeah dont judge ok? >she starts telling me about the story, going crazy excited >shows me the controls and starts watching as i fumble around >laughs at my stupidity and ineptness every now and then >i play and play, lose myself, immerse myself in the excellence of MGs >then i pause the >and realize that she has fallen asleep with her head on my shoulder >her sweet vanilla and berry scent filling my lungs once more >she looks peaceful and happy >i quit the game and put down the controller >i gently embrace her exquisite body >putting my ams behind her back and under her beautiful legs >the thin veneer of her skirt rolls back, revealing her thighs >i carefully carry her to bed >tuck her in >just look at her and appreciate her unbelievable beauty for a moment. >its 3 am, her parents must already be asleep >i dont have any way of returning home >i tum off the tv and the lights >grab a pack of neatly folded tshirts and use them as a makeshift pillow >and curl up on the floor >its hard to fall asieep, the floor is too uncomfy >i hear shuffling behind me >i figure she must be tuning around in her sleep >then i feel her hand on my back >then over my shoulder >and she rests it on my chest, pulling a thin sheet of blanket over both of us >her small feet play around and curl up next to mine as she spoons me >i grab her cold hand and press it firmly against my chest >she mumbles and plants her face to the back of my neck >and i fall asleep, madly in love >nicole and i got closer >she stopped avoiding me >and we became friends again >she understood what i have been thru >and altho ive broken her heart >she knew i didnt mean to >she knew how much i loved ella >she knew the love ive felt for ella didnt mean i didnt value her >2 years later we started dating again >moved to chicago together >another 2 years after that, we got married >and i slowly forgot about ella >while organizing old stuff at our house >i came across ella's letter and the mi3 cd case >when i started feeling bad >she convinced me to write the story down now i know there must be a lot of you out there, calling me a beta f-- but if bros before hoes doesnt apply here, then where else? *O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:37:56 No. 595595138 >the only thing i was able to do was to raise my head out of her hair >and sit upnight as best as i could >i couldnt bring myself to pull away from her >then as if things couldnt get any worse >she mumbled >embracing me as if she was sleeping next to pete >her beautiful hand was lightly hanging on to my shirt >her cold fingertips gently grazing my bare chest >this is torture >pete's voice is ringing in my ears >Tlove her man, i f------ love her" - the time he told me at a party, watching ella from the other side of the >it was almost dawn when i woke up >ella woke up with me >"i have to tell you something."-i told her >she looked at me, scared and upset >"i have to go to hong kong for 2 months. today. i wont be able to spend the rest of summer with you." >whatever she was expecting, hearing this news relieved her >she sighed and planted a passionate kiss on my cheek >"its ok. we will see each other in school" - she whispered to me softly >"after all, i have you now. i couldnt have been happier >hong kong seemed like a punishment after everything that has happened >but i knew ella would wait for me >"oh thanks!" >"dont mention it. its from last season tho, i dont think you could buy it for your sister. but they might have something similar. >"oh. well, thank you for telling me ella!" >"youre welcome, see you around pete!" >"see you ellal" >and we watched ella walking away from us gracefuly, until she disappeared in the distance >still looking at her general direction, as if we could still see her >"dude. your sister is 7." >"yeah i know. * game in her sleep and put her hand on my chest >s0 I get it off my >"i dont want to read it" - she said with a sad face >"it will be too much for me but you have to write it down" >her love and care were heavenly >"you need this anon" >i accepted гoom >" " >"she is. >"yeah i know. magnificent." >ella sent me away >convinced me that if we spent even more time >or if she would come to LAX to see me off, the distance and time would be even harder to bear >i >with an admiration and love i havent seen before on any mans face >then i remember nicole again >and the discernment and the loyalty she has displayed time and again in the face of temptation >i felt like s--- >concentrated, wc clogging brick of a s--- i agreed >as i was dragging my feet to leave her, i kissed her so much, she had to physically push me away >giggling with a sleepy face >"go now! go or you will miss your flight!" >i went home, hastily packed my bags and left for the airport >all i could think of was her 大* O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:22:49 No. 595592970 >> >last night after i finished writing my story >nicole convinced me to frame ella's letter >i looked at her, i was almost about to cry >she gently held my face in her hands >"its good to remember anon" - and she planted a tender kiss on my lips >"she was a good person, you loved her and she loved you" >i dont even know what to say >i framed the letter and put it on my nightstand >we got under the blankets on a cold winter night >we cuddled >she embraced me and placed her head on my chest >and softly whispered into my ear >"youre mine anon, and im yours. >"and as i have said before.." - she was almost asleep >with an amorous smile on her face >"until such a time comes we both decide otherwise, nothing will change that" >and i fell asleep next to the woman i loved >embracing the woman that loves me >a week later, pete had another idea >in order to not look like a gay couple >he suggested that we develop this "manly handshake" >and establish that we are in fact, bros >like O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:29:24 No. 595593961 >an excruciating hour later she woke up >she blinked her eyes rapidly as she tried to sober up >and yawned and stretched >i was losing my mind to the sight of her delicate body >as every muscle on her body vibrated and contracted >i was trying to force myself to look away >not notice her >but i couldnt >she looked at me with her sleepy green eyes >"oh, sorry anon. i get very untidy in my sleep" - she chuckled >"no worries. "- i tried to match her chuckle nerveously >shortly after that, we landed >her parents came to weicome her >she introduced me to them >the cab driver had to ask me "where to?" like 3 times a bunch of idiots, we stayed up all night >working out this complex yet subtle (or so we thought) secret handshake >our stupidity was at an immeasurable new height >pete was chatting up ella, little by little everyday >but he was afraid of becoming a gay bff and lose all chance of dating her >so he requested me to approach them tomorrow at some point mid conversation >and "apply" the handshake >ok then >after our economy class >i gave pete some time >then joined them in the cafeteria >as i approached them, pete saw me coming >excused himself like a true boss gentleman >and we started acting out this ridiculous handshake in unison >i mean it was absolute b------- >hands and fingers everywhere clicking and fist bumping and doing other various stuff >it was like the douchebag version of cirque de soleil >halfway thru (yeah it was that long it almost needed an interlude) ella starts laughing her ass off >she was laughing like a crazy person *** >after i landed and got settled in hong kong >we started talking on skype >it was new back then and the connection was s----- >but it was better than nothing >eveyday we would talk, sometimes for hours >there was so much time difference, i was almost an entire day ahead of LA >but we made it work O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:35:11 No. 595594765 >next morning when i woke up, she was still sleeping >during the night, we ended up facing each other >when i opened my eyes, i found myself looking at her angelic face >her hair was all over me >our intimacy was not limited to sex >and our friendship was more than just ambiguous flirting >the things we shared, the moments we lived >even tho they were digital and thousands of miles apart >i was still in heaven >they were nice people, really wam and welcoming >her mom, after learning that i was gonna be alone in LA >invited me to their place >i kindly declined their invitation, telling that my father has already rented an appartement for me >"well, next week, you must at least come have dinner with us then!" - ella ordered >"ok then, deal" - i accepted her offer with a million questions and ideas racing in my mind >shortly after we parted ways, i called nicole and talked to her for an hour >trying to remind myself of who i am >and texted pete, telling him about how ella and i were on the same flight to LA >i hated myself for feeling that an explanation was necessary >"hey pete, dont worry buddy, my d--- wasnt fully erect the whole time she was sleeping on my shoulder" - sorta thing >"it got hard only when she started stretching her muscles. its aaaiight." >F---. >her hand was still holding on to my shirt >like the time it was back on the plane >i could feel her breath on my lips >i wanted to stay there >more than anything, i wanted to lay next to her forever >and i wanted to kiss her so much >but all i could think of was nicole's face >i carefully reached for my phone in my pocket >nicole left me a text and this is the end of my story... O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:38:46 No. 595595257 >a month later >i came home from work one day >and there was no response to my calls >figured, she must be busy, or out, or something else came up >didnt think of much and went on with the rest of my day >next day, same thing >well, unless you are a seriously paranoid person, you dont think of worst case scenarios >until your buddy calls you >we freeze >the blood drains away from pete's face >pale as f--- >we realize that we just f----- up >we f----- up immensely >and we force ourselves to turn and face ella >she's trying to silence herself, still laughing >pete and i still holding hands like f-------- >she tries to apologize for laughing >but then she starts laughing even louder >we look around and hope that no other person has acknowledged how dumb we look >fortunately no one other than ella is laughing >but ella is still laughing > 'hey youl wanted to surprise you before you go to hong kong, im in LAI call me when you wake upl i love you :)" SOHSHIT.gif >i go pale >my mouth dries up >didnt remember how i responded to that >i still dont, i only know what pete, mom and dad told me >tums out, i dropped the phone and was unreachable for an hour >dont know what happened in that hour >then they say that i called my folks >by then, pete told them already >and they knew i wasnt goint to be able to make my way back on my own >as i was speaking to (or screaming to) mom, dad was already buying plane tickets >i didnt realize my mom was crying on the phone >knowing her son was in so much pain and she was unable to help me >i was screaming so much, my voice was all but gone >at some point, my dad picked up the phone >trying to calm me down >years later,i >never seen a man that white as he told me what happened >how terrified he was over how i was feeling >i asked him because the only thing i could remember was pete telling me >"she's gone. she's gone. >my heart starts beating to a fight or flight moment >> O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:29:44 No. 595594008 >i gently put ella's hand down >and back off without waking her up >i settled at home >met people at work >its boring but its ok >im in LA, lots of things to do >lots of free time when im not working 9 to 5 >and its only part time so i only work 3 days a week >a week later ella picks me up from work >and we go to her house like i promised >everythingwentbetterthanexpected jpeg >her parents are really cool >lots of drinking, talking, joking around >she has a younger brother, jake >he is 11 >he is a nerd but he is handsome in the same way ella is beautfiul >f------ little man is on his way to become a m------------ 10/10 alpha >i start talking to him >we hit it off really well >i start playing vidya with him in his room >ella joins in >im like WUT >tums out ella is a hardcore gamer >then the feeling retuns once more >ella is sitting between me and jake >and im trying to hide my boner under a n64 controller >feeling like im cheating on nicole again >i start drooling as she kicks our asses in mario kart >"oh well. >i grab my things and exit the house without anyone noticing >i call nicole >she tells me to meet her on venice beach she >grab a bite to eat on the way >coffee to wake up >the moment i see her i realize the mistake ive made U Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:23:10 No. 595593016 >pete has this "this is how i die" face >im all goodbyeworld.jpeg >ella's laughter finally dies down >and we're looking at her like rabbits caught in headlights >"guys.. i know you're not gay" - and she starts laughing again >pete looks like hes about to s--- his pants >and i dunno what it was, maybe i started losing my nerve >or maybe it was like a chain reaction to ella's laughter >i start laughing my ass off as well >that "manly handshake" >and i began to imagine myself doing the handshake >and realized how absolutely idiotic it must have looked like >pete starts laughing as well >all three of us are crying at this point >now people are looking at us like w-- >and that was how i met ella >we finally sit down >im still chuckling like an ape >i extend my hand towards ella >"hi, im anon" >she firmly grabs my hand >my god her hands are beautiful >long, slender fingers embrace my hairy man paws like the branches of a delicate flower >she has a very cold touch >almost freezing, but at the same time its such an awakening feeling >i can feel the hairs on my forearm rising >"hi anon, im ella - she responds with a warm smile >and an incredibly sharp, piercing gaze >her spellbinding green eyes are filled with both an "i got you now" attitude and an older sisters love >i melt >"for how long have you guys practiced that stupid handshake?" - she asks >we start blushing like 5 yo kids >my hair is all messed up >im still wearing yesterdays clothes >i didnt even brush my teeth >and my entire body smells like ella's perfume ance, just once, what happened day >nevergofullretard.avi >its too late >she sees me and starts running towards me >and jumps to my arms started playing out in my head over and over again O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:35:36 No. 595594824 *** >she digs her lips into my mouth >holds me tightly >starts kissing me furiously >then she slows down >and then completely stops >her hands and arms lose their grasp on me >slowly pulls away >she gently pushes me back to take a better look at me >she sees the guilt and fear on my face >her pupils dilate >she starts tuning red >her eyes fill with fury and anger like nothing ive seen before >her right hand pulls back and flies into my face >it lands perfectly >my ears start ringing >my vision is blurred >she doesnt talk >i dont have anything to say for myself >i just stay there, with half of my face completely numb >unable to face her, unable to look her in the eyes >she slowly tums around and starts walking >looks back >" you coming?" - she looks at me with tear filled mad eyes >i obey and start following her >we sit on a bench overlooking venice beach >we sit there for a few minutes before she finally asks >"did you sleep with her?" - she doesnt look at me >"no >"did you kiss her?" >"no >she stops for a moment >i realize whats coming. and its too late >she turns to me with a face full of tears of anger >"you. youre in love with her????" >i cant say anything. i just sit there, my head as low as it can go >"for how F------ long, anon?" - her voice trembles >i talked to pete one more time before dad arrived >that i do remember >you go numb after so much pain >and start behaving like a robot. >he knew i wasnt gonna be at the ceremony with him >we talked about things no one wants to know >but you just have to know >like what happens to a car travelling at 60mph >when it gets rearended by another car >starts spinning >and stops when it wraps around a telephone pole >there was nothing anyone would want to look at >no open casket >just a box >while her family was burying ella >i was on a plane back to states >didnt have the power to go back to LA >and be there with her family >didnt want to go back to college >and be all by myself >i just wanted to go home ella rubs jake's head >and she turns to me and winks >i dunno what you guys were expecting" >i forget how to speak english as i see her smug face next to mine >her piercing green eyes >her sharp, pointy nose couple inches away from me >her cheeks, red like apples after the rush and excitement of the game >tiny drops of sweat rolling down on her delicate neck >my mouth is wide open >she starts laughing when she sees my dumb as f--- face >"i only play adventure games anyway, monkey island and such." - i try to bail out >"oh is that rig! >OMFG im about to drop dead mr. threepwood?" - ella teases me >her mom calls us for dessert and coffee O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:24:39 No. 595593247 >i stay for another hour, then her dad drives me back to my place O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:39:24 No. 595595361 >"all night." - pete answers as silently as possible >ella claps her hands and pops a loud chuckle >"i knew it!" - waving her finger towards us - "you guys are insecure!" >pete grumbles >"o0oohh. its so cutel" - she puts on a funny face, pouting her spectacular pink lips >im losing my grasp on english language right about now >"well guys, i know youre not gay. but youre definetely homophobic!" >"well. were not."- i try to defend myself futilely >"oh its ok, anon!" - she smiles - "i can understand that feeling" >pete must be losing his mind. he just sits there, trying to find a way to regain his composure >"oh come on pete, i know you would feel uneasy, talking to me about fashion" >pete looks shocked >he doesnt understand how he could be sidelined so bad >"but."- he tries to make a case (which i assume he has none) >"its really ok pete. i can sense that you have been working on "fashion" (makes a fingerquote) for some *D Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:30:03 No. 595594060 >next week, she called me and asked if i wanna hang out >i was afraid of how fast i responded "yes!" >she showed me the sights >we went to her favorite places >eating ice cream, hanging out in cafes and s--- >about a month and a half into my stay in LA, i met a couple of her old friends >i could easily see that some of her high school boys were still in love with her >losing their minds over how lucky they are to see her once again >some of them even eyeballed me before ella told them that i was just a friend >just a friend" she said >and for no reason at all, i felt as if my heart imploded >whats wrong with what she said? >yeah, ofc i was just a friend >it wasnt like i was friendzoned or anything >she had a bf, i had a gf >so i was just a friend >but i was heartbroken nonetheless >we decided to go >so next week, 5 of ella's friends and i were at the beach >9/10 - 10/10 girls with slutty thongs all around us >everyone >i was the only horny f--- checking out every piece of ass around us >ella was wearing these loose summer pants and an old XL white shirt >we find a nice spot >get settled >then ella starts taking off her pants and shirt >a year has passed since ella's death >mom and dad were trying to play it cool >pete was the only one keeping me sane >he too was affected by ella's passing >but he was stronger >he didnt love ella the way i did >nicole was keeping her distance >avoiding >on the anniversary of her death, i decided to visit ella's grave >got on a plane to LA >i still remember the first time i walked thru those cemetery gates >its never easy to visit the dead >i found her >and stayed there for an hour >just crying, not knowing what to say >im not a religious person >and i dont believe in afterlife >i had this feeling inside me that no matter what i said >she wasnt there to see >or hear >after a while, a boy walked up to me >her brother me as best she could >"how long?."- she asks again, barely audible time" >ohfuck.gif >our jaws are sweeping the floor >"how."- pete mumbles >"seriously, i know about your fashion class, and your room full of fashion magazines" >ella winks at >im about to lose my s--- >pete looks like hes shot by a cupids 50cal machine gun >hes crushing hard, madly in love >"how did you know?" -i ask, since pete cannot come to the phone right now >"well. first of all, i have a friend in pete's fashion class" >"and also, some of your chums were talking about your stash and i overheard them" >pete silently mouths "f--- me. >"but most of all. >"where did i go wrong?" - pete must have been losing his hope at this point >"well, a fashionista. how can i put it. must look more fashionable, dont you think?" >ella was right. granted, pete didnt walk around wearing s----- flip flops and baggy sweat pants >but he wasnt actually a fashion icon either >pete looks like hes about to burst into tears * O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:35:55 No. 595594871 >"i dont know" >she hesitates for a moment and then starts talking again >"i should have known. for the past month, you were all ella could talk about anon" >i couldnt believe what i was hearing >i wake up to the shock of this revelation >"she talked to you about me?" -i ask her, with a skeptical and messed up face >"yeah." - she opens her eyes wide, sarcastically >"." >"can you believe that? you became her number one friend" >"her confidant" >"her bff" - she violently fingerquotes her snappish remark >i dont have anything to say to nicole >" and i cant be angry at her for getting close to you, anon." >she stopped >"but you."- she gets close to my face and puts her index finger sharply to my chest >"you should have known better" - tapping my chest with her finger pete to the beach next week >young jake too came to visit her sister >we hugged "you should come and visit my folks, anon. they will be happy to see you" >i accepted his kind invitation >when we arrived at their home like who gives a s--- pete, i can see that you are new to the fashion world" >the air was thick, filled with sorrow >. i force myself to look elsewhere its so painful >her mother smiled when she saw me >i s--- you not >held me in her arms as if i was her own blood >"oh am i happy to see you" - she cried >they were relieved they didnt have to be alone that day >ella's father was already half drunk >but he was joyful when we started talking about ella >jake was sitting between his mom and dad >they wouldnt let go of his hands the entire time >drawing power from knowing that they are not alone >and that jake is still here >after talking about ella >reminiscing what little time i was able to spend with her >every f------ person within a 50 feet radius starts looking >10/10 girls with tight asses and b------- starts cringing >i can see how jealous they feel >men are hnnnggg >then i say f--- it >i will have to see her body eventually >" answer me anon" - she whispers O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:25:11 No. 595593324 >"ANSWER ME!" >"WHAT??" - i turn to her >she jumped back with a surprise >this was the first time she has seen me scream at anyone, let alone her >"what do you want me to say nicole? that i love her? that i care for her? that no matter how i feel about you, i cant control how i also feel about her? that even when you and i were just friends and ella was with pete, i couldnt help but feel a strong desire for her?" >nicole didnt talk she just stood there and watched me talk with a heartbroken face >"what do you want me to say nicole?" >"." >"what do you want me to say? that the first thing i felt was relief when pete told me that she broke up with him?" >"ok. >no escape >and i look at her >"besides, your fashion sense has no context a person who is deeply involved in any subject always speaks in some form of context" >as ella talks about pete's failure, i feel both incredibly sad and incredibly turned on >maybe im not from a family or a place where there were a lot of smart women around >and maybe i was just a dumb homophobic or maybe even sexist f--- >who thinks all in their childhood >but ill be damned if this magnificent woman isnt smart > hey its ok pete" - ella sees pete cringing like a puckered butt hole >i know why you did it, you have nothing to be ashamed of >pete lightens up like someone stuck a needle full of adrenaline into his chest >meanwhile, im lost in ella's eyes. studying her beautiful face as she talks so, im going to give you your chancel go ahead, ask" >"a-a-a-ask what?" - pete s---- the bed >ella tilts her head and gives him a "really?" face >pete comes around again >gains his composure like a champ for the first time during the conversation >well. do you want to grab a cup of coffee with me after school?" >ella smiles at him and playfully nods with her eyes closed >i would love that pete" - and she chuckles >and i sit there like a f----- thinking of asking "can i come too?" >ella is beyond words to me >i feel stupid and powerless near her "thank you. >i cant imagine being in his place right now >getting the greenlight from ella after believing that he f----- up so badly >ella laughs playfully and changes the subject >so we sat there and talked about our lives and how we knew each other for an hour >and i was able to get to know ella >even if it was for a little bit >but it was an amazing experience 2 O Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:32:36 No. 595594397 >her mom showed me into ella's room I women learn about everything in life by furiously banging ken and barbie dolls into each other >just a pair of jet black bikinis >in them, the most unquestionably beautfiul woman there ever was >her wavy auburn hair streams to her broad but willowy shoulders >sharp sunlight is glimmering on her bright green eyes >her face is already tanned >reddish spots are formed over her soft cheeks >her petite pink lips >and her sharp, small diamond chin >both moisturized by tiny droplets of sweat >the elongated and tender tendons on her neck line flows >to the most beautiful and deep jugular notch >surrounded by her sharp clavicles >and then i see them. >i dont think ive ever seen such breasts before >not with my own eyes >not in pictures, not in real life >slightly bigger than plump greyfruits >and smooth and solid as if they were carved out of marble >they stand at attention >amused by the incompetence of frail gravity >her small n------, mildly protruding aut of her bikini top >like searchlights, pointing way up into the sky >my eyes hover over that sight for a few seconds she whispered and stared into the distance >we continued to talk >getting angry at each other at times >but it was more upsetting than vexing >after an hour of furious argument >we were tired >even when p----- off, nicole didnt hold back her

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