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528 Views Created 2 years ago By KimmyDude • Updated 14 days ago

Created By KimmyDude • Updated 14 days ago

1. To be cool, the animal must be 7. To be cool, any animal weighing less carnivorous. Omnivorous animals are than a ton should have a special ability. acceptable if only their carnivorous side Poison spitting, coordinated pack is seen, but herbivores are out of the hunting, you name it; it just has to have question entirely and can only be food a characteristic that distinguishes it from for the cool dinosaur. those boring useless normal animals. 2. To be cool, the animal must be scaly. 8. To be cool, the animal must make as Fur is accepted as an alternative if the much noise as physically possible. animal is a highly derived mammal, but Making quiet growls is acceptable if the see #6 for why that is not reccomended. main character is hiding from the animal and you want to create suspense. 3. To be cool, the animal must be 9. To be cool, the animal must not stop portrayed as the biological equivalent of chasing whatever it's target is until it is an army tank. The size of the animal either killed or blocked by an does not matter; if you feel that the logic unbreachable physical barrier (and in the is dwindling too low, just make it dodge latter case, it is reccomended that the all bullets directed towards it and animal magically traverses that barrier everything will be fine. when the characters least expect it for more action). 4. To be cool, the animal must be able to outrun a healthy adult male human in full sprint. Whether it actually had any adaptations for high speed does not matter. 5. To be cool, the animal must be utterly gigantic. Exceptions to this rule are 10. To be cool, the animal must have acceptable, see #7. already been used in a previous awesomebro flick. Exceptions to this rule are acceptable if you take #7 into account, or make your new creature even bigger than your predecessors did. 6. To be cool, the animal must be a dinosaur. Other reptiles or mammals are acceptable if they are extremely shrink- wrapped and monster-like, but their coolness factor may decrease up to 50%.
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