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: Anonymous (ID: nCNVXKgQ Want some noodles, anon? 04/30/22(Sat)03:09:52 No.375303717 >Hungry >Sees restaurant >Noodle shop absolutely covered with neon on the exterior >Neon green curtains >Weird font on the signage >Mmmh.exe 605 KB JPG >Enter >Gong goes off >All the waitresses and hostesses (unmasked) have qipaos on and asymmetrically cut, uniformly bleached hairstyles >The hostess at the door gives me the peace sign >Vaporwave music playing >Myonlyloverrrrrrrrrr.mp3 >Dirt cheap homemade wine on the menu >I order a pint glass of their fake, dry, and somewhat buttery tasting champagne >Actually tastes awesome >Waitress brings me a free chocolate cupcake as an appetizer (with the wrapper containing random orb-pondering vaguely politically incorrect quotes) >Absolutely legit >Waitress also hands me a some fake news to read >The paper (though written in English) is absolutely mired in weird slang and jargon that I can barely understand >I order some noodles >Udon noodles with minced deer meat (freshly hunted), garlic, chives, ginger, and a smattering of tomato puree, with basil on top >Noodles come literally in a Chinatown-style box that says "YUMMY SUMMER" on it (written in vaporwave font), of course, with metal chopsticks >10/10 would eat again >Hostess hands me a namecard with a QR code on it >Links to some weird vaporwavey website with some weird occult symbols on it >10% discount for paying with cash or a privacycoin >Pay >Walk out >Hostess at the door salutes me >What the f--- kind of culture does that place represent? >I want moar

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?
: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 03/19/25(Wed)15:40:34 No.932673980 >be me >work same job for almost 10 years now >get new african co-workers >barley speaks english >says he's solmoli or some s--- >one day see him just sitting at his desk staring at his computer >see he's just staring at pics of neanderthals on google images >ask him what he's doing >he points at screen >"neanderthal white peep-pol descendants" >homosapiens black peep-pol descendants" >"we'ze are superior" >call him a retard and go back to work >he looks at pics of neanderthals all day >fw 3 days and I get pulled into HR >HR is chewing me out for calling him a retard >try to explain my side of things >HR wasn't having any of it >get written up >have to take a dumb 2 week sensitivity online class
Anonymous 3 KB JPEG 20/03/2025, 7:22:52 pm No.89703351 > go to bed at like 11:50 PM cause i'm stressed out of my arse > have dream about onigiri > wake up at 2:40 AM > pants feel wet > expect to have p----- myself like a five year old > its c-- What does this mean bros? I don't even like onigiri that much.
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