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: Anonymous (ID: nCNVXKgQ Want some noodles, anon? 04/30/22(Sat)03:09:52 No.375303717 >Hungry >Sees restaurant >Noodle shop absolutely covered with neon on the exterior >Neon green curtains >Weird font on the signage >Mmmh.exe 605 KB JPG >Enter >Gong goes off >All the waitresses and hostesses (unmasked) have qipaos on and asymmetrically cut, uniformly bleached hairstyles >The hostess at the door gives me the peace sign >Vaporwave music playing >Myonlyloverrrrrrrrrr.mp3 >Dirt cheap homemade wine on the menu >I order a pint glass of their fake, dry, and somewhat buttery tasting champagne >Actually tastes awesome >Waitress brings me a free chocolate cupcake as an appetizer (with the wrapper containing random orb-pondering vaguely politically incorrect quotes) >Absolutely legit >Waitress also hands me a some fake news to read >The paper (though written in English) is absolutely mired in weird slang and jargon that I can barely understand >I order some noodles >Udon noodles with minced deer meat (freshly hunted), garlic, chives, ginger, and a smattering of tomato puree, with basil on top >Noodles come literally in a Chinatown-style box that says "YUMMY SUMMER" on it (written in vaporwave font), of course, with metal chopsticks >10/10 would eat again >Hostess hands me a namecard with a QR code on it >Links to some weird vaporwavey website with some weird occult symbols on it >10% discount for paying with cash or a privacycoin >Pay >Walk out >Hostess at the door salutes me >What the f--- kind of culture does that place represent? >I want moar

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------
Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019
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