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: Anonymous >mid 2000s >work at a call center for a major bank chain >have monthly goals of accounts to open and products to sell 71 KB JPG >reasonable goals, doable >someone finds an exploit that let's you get credit for any account somebody made within 90 days, regardless of if you opened it for them or not >even other people in the call center could get duplicate credit for the same accounts using the exploit >our numbers go up, corporate is praising us as master salesman >some of the managers don't know about the exploit but many of them do and don't care, they just like seeing number get big for the shareholders >one lady who works there is blind >really nice lady, born blind, but makes it work and has a setup that allows her to do her job >she doesn't do the exploit, tries to meet the goals legit and honest >everyone else doing the exploit is making our goal numbers get higher, you cannot legitimately do it anymore and meet them >blind lady gets written up a bunch but still tries her best to do it honestly >her husband dies and her mental health takes a toll, has nobody at home now to help her >corporate machine keeps grinding her down even still >I ended up leaving the job but I still think about her from time to time and hope she's okay Just goes to show that no good deed goes unpunished in the wageslaving world. Yeah she should have just done the exploit but it sucks that her being honorable and honest was punished. >>68451555 # >>68453401 # 05/01/22(Sun)22:34:27 No.68451542

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Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #
34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps
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: Anonymous >mid 2000s >work at a call center for a major bank chain >have monthly goals of accounts to open and products to sell 71 KB JPG >reasonable goals, doable >someone finds an exploit that let's you get credit for any account somebody made within 90 days, regardless of if you opened it for them or not >even other people in the call center could get duplicate credit for the same accounts using the exploit >our numbers go up, corporate is praising us as master salesman >some of the managers don't know about the exploit but many of them do and don't care, they just like seeing number get big for the shareholders >one lady who works there is blind >really nice lady, born blind, but makes it work and has a setup that allows her to do her job >she doesn't do the exploit, tries to meet the goals legit and honest >everyone else doing the exploit is making our goal numbers get higher, you cannot legitimately do it anymore and meet them >blind lady gets written up a bunch but still tries her best to do it honestly >her husband dies and her mental health takes a toll, has nobody at home now to help her >corporate machine keeps grinding her down even still >I ended up leaving the job but I still think about her from time to time and hope she's okay Just goes to show that no good deed goes unpunished in the wageslaving world. Yeah she should have just done the exploit but it sucks that her being honorable and honest was punished. >>68451555 # >>68453401 # 05/01/22(Sun)22:34:27 No.68451542

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