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: Anonymous 06/09/19(Sun)16:28:17 No.801798926 >be about 10 >watched a lot of crime shows >see blood on the floor in the bathroom >like a movie detective stuck my 384 KB PNG finger in the blood then put it in my mouth to taste >yep that's blood >fast forward to adulthood >realize it was almost certainly my mom's period blood >>801799213 #

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anon finally figures it out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/03/22(Tue)18:17:58 No.877433688 >be me >189 cm (6ft2 for amerifags) >not very jacket but fairly excercised >have friends and among them an 8/10 grill i met in highschool >be very close >watched her switch 3 boyfriends over 27 KB JPG the years >always get treated better than most of them (example: many times when i sit next to her she puts my hand on her thigh) >all those boyfriends have complained to her about me but she never changed anything >realise that im the guy she tells you not to worry about >mfw

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King of the hill | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 09/03/21(Fri)07:38:35 No.63332073 >>63331811 >be me >trying to set PR around some 5-ish k lap around where I live >running like a madman >but I might have overdone the pace >last uphill section coming up >cannot keep up, knees weak, arms spaghetty >halfway up the hill is a mother with her toddler coming down >decide that once I'm past them, l'll stop and walk the rest of the way up >don't wanna show signs of weak legs to complete strangers. As one does. >as I'm trying to jellyleg my way up past them, toddfer notices me >"Go, go, go!" The lil' fella shouts at me >engage overdrive >increase tempo and blast up the rest of the hill >my legs substained by the cheers of toddler >complete the run home to make it PR Thanks lil fren

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Anon wants to commit die | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/21 (Mon)19:26:15 No.864396347 hqdefault.jpg 23 KB JPG >be me >thinking of killing myself >realise if I kill myself then nikado avocado will have outlived me. >Continue to live

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Anon is a Pedo | /r/Greentext

File: 3gnqzq.png (185 KB, 600x600) I'm a disgusting p------------ that doesn't deserve to exist Anonymous 05/03/22(Tue)05:13:48 No.68469585 [Reply] >>68469943 >>68470898 >be me >13 >Have a happy childhood, loving parents, lots of friends >enter puberty >have first crush on a girl my age >so far, nothing out of the ordinary. Normal teen developing sexuality >don't have feelings for girls over my age but assume it will appear as I get older >2 years pass. So far, things are normal >but then start to notice that the girls l'm attracted to aren't aging with me >worse, they seem to get younger >immediately a worrying thought pops up in my head >"Am I a P--------?" >instantly, I push that thought away >"Pedophiles are the lowest sects of society, I do not want to be part of that group" >hope it's just a phase and that I will somehow find adults sexy over time >a year pass >2 years pass >3 years pass >about to f------ graduate High School and I still can't find adults sexy >by this point there was no denying >l begin to panic >l do everything I can to make myself normal >try to j------- to adult p---, both straight and gay >still nothing >l even dated a woman, hoping this would make me normal >doesn't work out and we eventually break up >as a last desperate attempt, I google "how to cure p---------" >results say it cannot be cured, that it's hard-wired into the brain >start becoming heavily depressed >attempt suicide multiple times >people notice my depression and ask me what's wrong >what the f--- do I tell them >go to a psychiatrist, tell him I want to chemically castrate myself >don't give a s--- if it'll give me Man Boobs, better that being a p*do >tells me he can't do that because it's too risky >l'm 23 now >still can't find girl my age attractive >can't even look at myself in the mirror anymore My hope is that l'll die from something so that l'll walk up to God and beat the ever living s--- out of him for making me like this. 9 replies and 4 images omitted. Click here to view.

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Anon is as straight as a bent pipe. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)10:38:01 No.868758070 >took a t----- out for a hookup to have a fun greentext for /b/ >meet up, had to stop for gas rq >end up bullshitting around inside of a corner store burger king 72 KB JPG >turns out we've both been missing some xmas shopping >bum around various plazas and department stores >check out a christmas festival at night >the festive lights are highlighting her smile in a way that makes me think l'd never seen real happiness in a person before this moment >take her home >didn't even f--- >get a text making sure that I made it home okay >nobody's ever f------ done that for me before You f------ turned me in to a f-----

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Femanon made some parenting mistakes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/03/22(Tue)11:41:17 No.68472288 >teenager son asks me to drive him to some o--- he was apparently invited to He couldn't have asked his father instead? 16 KB JPG 3 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 05/03/22(Tue)11:44:13 No.68472301 That's a lot to unpack in one sentence.

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anon doesn't want to be a wagechuck | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 minutes ago 68466589 >be 22 year old me >NEET for 4 years >in bed playing vidya in room >mom bursts in >she raises her voice >"that's it, i've had enough of this" >im confused >"whats up?" >"this stops right now anon, you either look for a job RIGHT NOW or I'm kicking you out and i mean it, i will call the police to remove you from my house" >"i'm not going to tolerate you not working any longer, if you can't find a job, grandma will hire you at the bar" >i sigh because i knew this day would come >"no need to call the police, i'll go" >her face changes >"what are you talking about? just work and you can stay, you can stay in this house for as long as you wish" >"i'm not going to do that mom" >she looks lost for words >"whats wrong with you? me and your father have worked all our lives, you have to work, thats how life goes" >i stand up from bed >i go and fetch a sleeping bag from the spare room >grab my phone, +300$ in christmas/ birthday money, and the backpack i used for school >go to the door >my mom is crying >"please just apply for a job, please just try and work something easy" >"no" >walk out the house >shes just at the door crying, watching me >go to mcdonalds and grab a double quarter pounder meal >eat it and chill inside there for 30 minutes on the wifi 3 REPLIES Anonymous 4 minutes ago 68466608 >>68466589 (OP) >pretty late now >go to the local place where all the homeless people sleep >they try to hustle me and check my pockets for any money but i got my phone and money in a ziplock bag in my underwear >they think i'm dirt poor and let me sleep there >talk to a nice old man named ivan who said hes been homeless for 17 years >pretty cool guy >said he was in some old rock band or something >cold as f--- and boring, read some book I bought from barnes and noble and listen to the homeless peoples stories to pass the time, plus exploring random abandoned buildings >make daily trips to mcdonalds >3 days pass >mom calling me >"why haven't you called me? why haven't you come home? >"you kicked me out mom" >"where are you? are you ok? please come home, forget about applying for jobs, please just come home" >"ok i will" >go home and mom hugs me telling me how sorry she is, kisses my head and says shes sorry for how she acted i will never work a job and nobody will ever make me, i would rather die on the streets than be a wagecuck. i refuse to do it. 1 REPLY

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Anon's doesn't pay for spotify | /r/Greentext

2135463.png (216 KB, 680x478) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 05/03/22(Tue)14:27:08 No.877409167 [1] [Reply] >make spotify premium plan for the family >that being me, mom and sister >it was agreed in the beggining that we'd split it equally >pay my mothers share >ask my sisters share monthly >8 months without one pay from her >thats roughly 43 bucks she owes me >ask her about it at dinner >says she wont pay s--- >teli i'll just remove her account from it >goes completely insane >starts yelling and cussing >mom visibly confused >chuckle trying to break the ice >say "looks like somebody cant skip songs now" >she gets up and runs to her room screeching >slams door shut >5 minutes go by, me and mom still eating >she passes by the table with 2 bags with clothes >says she cant live in the same house as me no more >calls an uber and goes to her boyfriends house >mom is sad now Am i the one to blame here? Im sad that mom is sad.

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Anon joins the marines | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/03/22(Tue)02:51:27 No.68471449 >a recruiter comes to my school >he spends time with me and the boys during recess >"Ay anon do you want to protect your family or your girlfriend?" >"No sir I don't have girlfriend and I hate my family" >"C'mon don't you have anything you want to 226 KB PNG protect?" >suddenly think about Mr.Hairy at home that's it robot, I will join the marines. no one f---- with my cat.

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anon has humility | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/21/18(Wed)19:48:00 No.10877907 >reading Plato on the subway >Parmenides, struggling to understand >black guy next to me glances over >"Are you an intellectual ?" >"Not really." >"That's why you read Plato" >he smiles and leaves a few stations later >come home and try thinking of comebacks in the shower what the f--- >>10877947 # >>10882371 #

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: Anonymous 06/09/19(Sun)16:28:17 No.801798926 >be about 10 >watched a lot of crime shows >see blood on the floor in the bathroom >like a movie detective stuck my 384 KB PNG finger in the blood then put it in my mouth to taste >yep that's blood >fast forward to adulthood >realize it was almost certainly my mom's period blood >>801799213 #

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