Why Was Peanut The Squirrel Euthanized By New York Officials? P'Nut's Death And The Internet's Reaction Explained
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![BOY SCOUTS ARE AN EMERGENCY MILITARY RESERVE I was in Scouts for 10 years Our Scoutmasters and we did a lot of suspiciously-military stuff like sing in cadence; open bivouac; and have uniform inspection and ribbon presentation were ex-Marines and the other troops seemed to have similar experiences I'm absolutely convinced that the US government is keeping Boy Scouts as an emergency military reserve in case both the active military and National Guard are lost GEORGE FLOYD PROTESTS WERE ONLY SO BIG BECAUSE COVID George Floyd wasn't really extreme as far as police killings go, but for some reason it sparked nationwide protest I think people had been cooped up inside for so long that they opportunistically took the chance to vent their frustrations It was the unofficial end of lockdown, suddenly large gatherings went from being "irresponsible" to "morally necessary" EVERY EUROPEAN COUNTRY TOOK TURNS RULING THE REST OF EUROPE This one is lame but I needed something for this square: every European country has taken turns, or else will take turns, taking over the rest of Europe HALLUCINOGENS ARE GOOD FOR YOU AND THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS IT Every person who's done hallucinogens, even if they've had a bad time, has inevitably had his or her life changed forever, and they all say so And it's scientifically-proven that hallucinogens are not nearly as addictive or dangerous as other classes of drugs I believe the government knows this, and knows that doing hallucinogens will make people anti-authority, and so they treat it like heroin and spread propaganda France, Poland, Russia, Italy, Germany, Spain, Greece, Sweden, Austria, and even Lithuania have, at some point in time, controlled most of the European continent It's like a big game to them SPORTS ARE A PROXY FOR WAR For the vast majority of human history, only until the past couple of centuries, almost every man in almost every society had to fight a war sometime in his life. It's only very recently that we've evolved beyond that God g Men require war to maintain testosterone and masculinity, even if they won't admit it All adults, and especially myself, display patterns of behavior and habits that we attribute to children Just think of the similarities: two groups, wearing uniforms and employing strategy, make aggressive contact, and there are winners and losers Supermac's ADULTS ARE JUST LARGE CHILDREN We are just as emotional; petty; vindictive; curious; excitable; creative; and loving as we were when we were five, but most of us are too busy to indulge our impulses anymore Also as adults we gain the right to mask these. traits with drugs and alcohol which sucks THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH [REDACTED] AND FOR SOME REASON IT'S TABOO TO DISCUSS It's Whenever [redacted], it seems to be [redacted] more than half the time, and [redacted] seem to be feeding into it and encouraging negative and destructive behaviors just...confirmed time and time again MIGA 456 Like, how has every other group gotten its s--- together except for this one? AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS A GIGANTIC MATING RITUAL Why do cheerleaders wear scanty uniforms that show their breasts? Why do the players need to wear pants so tight the outline of their d--- is clearly visible? Why do some of the players roll up their shirts to expose their chests and stomachs? Especially at a high school level, it's always come off as creepy and forced to me: two groups, both. containing some of the most attractive people in society, clearly sexualized, performing rhythmic motions for a crowd It's a mating dance C------ GETS YOU HIGH Almost every single time I...I begin to hallucinate immediately and it lasts for about five minutes. It's a more potent high than most drugs deliver. And obviously I can't just casually talk to my friends about if this happens to them too, so I'm left to believe that it happens to everyone Sometimes I j------- just for the high, because h-------- it's strong](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/655/304/fdd.jpg "some random theories I have and wanted to share with you 3x3 wojak compass | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes")
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