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: Anonymous Went to a job fair with sperm (...) 05/10/22(Tue)07:32:51 No.68568613 >be me >j------- on my t-shirt >too lazy to instantly take it off and put it in the loundry >find an interesting thread and forget about c-- stain >10am alarm rings and I head off for a job fair 193 KВ PNG >still c-- stain on, but it looks like water stain >get asked about it at job fair >panic because i forgot about it but manage to respond >say it's spillage from ice tea >"ok, haha" >get hired on the spot for some s----- call center nearby >mfw I got a job with a c-- stain >dressing etiquette is overrated : ruby !PeaNOQCbbqY 05/10/22(Tue)07:36:33 No.68568635 >>68568613 (OP) # wow this guy didnt even stutter about explaining his c-- t shirt he will be perfect for spamming boomers all day 345 КВ ЈPG

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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