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Greentext Stories - Kiwifag gets stopped in South America | /r/Greentext

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18:34 How about one from equador, just out of Colombia in the mountains. > be me, be cycling from Canada to argentina > been on the road for around a year so have seen it all by now >Road blocks are pretty typical, sometimes military, sometimes just some family looking for a few coins donation >just ride through and wave, they might stand in front but they all get out of the way of you if you keep riding at them. > ride past a little hut, a guy with a semiauto runs out and tells me to stop >nah I'm good wave and keep going >another guy walks out of the bush in front of me and levels his rifle at me >fine, I stop. >notice no uniforms, notice 2 more guys come out of the hut. Now am surrounded >they say they want money >Soz boss I don't speak spanish >guy brings his hand to his mouth, we are hungry, want money >oh I got ya >open up one of my bags and offer him a crushed 2 min noodle, all the rest is dirty clothes >no, money! Money! >guy pulls out his wallet and takes out a note >I take the note out of his hand and start thanking him >the guy in front of me with the rifle keels over laughing > the other twos sides have left orbit >guy snatches the note back and the vein in his forehead is about to burst >points down the road and tells me to f--- off >I ride off and wave Can't outwit and idiot m8

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