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>Be me >Looking on rubmaps for an Asian massage parlor >Find a place and head over there >Greeted by 5/10 Asian chick leads me to room >asks me to strip and then turns on a radio >is playing smooth jazz >I do what she says and she leaves after I pay >eventually comes back and the massage is pretty good >asks me to turn over >I comply >Hard as a rock by now >Song switches to a sax cover of "Sound of Silence" >Trying not to lose my s--- >She asks "You want" while doing the h------ motion >I say yes >One if the best hand jobs I've ever recieved but I was trying not to laugh the whole time >Finish >I give tip and leave >I walk down the street cackling like a mad man.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous Bicurious double standard 09/24/21(Fri)15:15:32 No.22465390 >Straight girls can literally date women, have years long lesbian phases and can go back to being straight and nobody will contradict them and men will find it hot >Straight guy f---- a cute twink and nobody will ever consider him anything but gay, women will leave him if they find out even if they're progressive It's not fair 59 KB JPG

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Anonymous 06/23/22(Thu)16:57:07 No.880693957 130 KB JPG >be me >stand on scale >182.4 lbs >get a boner >182.5 >if it's just veins, how did they get heavier? >in reality, boners are a new bone that your body generates >bone melts when you finish and turns to white creamy material Libtards lied to you /b/

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Anonymous (ID: /JjvTYb+ 7 KB PNG 01/02/19(Wed)23:24:32 No.12320690 >go on okcupid date with 18 year old high school girl >sorta chubby but big t------ >rented a hotel room before meeting her at park >investment pays off and take her back to f--- her >turns out she's a virgin >fast forward a couple of weeks >wife discovered i booked a hotel room for one >she freaks out and accusses me of having an affair >reveal to her i am not and if i tell her she has to promise not to tell anyone >tell her im an arms dealer for gangs in chicago >tell elaborate story about how i graduated from drugs to guns and had to go back dealing after struggling with tile installation company >she starts crying and tells me she doesn't want me get killed and to quit >tell her i still need to do 2 more deals and I'm done >we have amazing sex that night >behaves more attentive around me now Did I do good /biz/? Also why can't I feel bad about this?

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: Anonymous 185 KB JPG 05/02/22(Mon)18:47:15 No.877381590 >I c-- inside a p---- >Apparently in my c-- there's little fish like swimming creatures >9 months later a human being emerges People expect me to believe this s---?

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Anonymous 09/29/21 (Wed) 20:32:24 No.152651813 BORN coom D0459D10-EDE4-4F3C-9180-42DDC17B287F.jpg 22 KB JPG >be me, just an average white guy >go to visit my grandpa >tell him I have a gf >show him picture of her >he gasps and then smiles, patting me on the back >"you're dating an Asian woman? She's beautiful anon!" >grandpa's all excited, weirdest I've ever seen him >"come here boy, let's have a talk" >sits me down on the porch and cracks open an Arnold Palmer for me and himself >proceeds to tell me about all of his sexual experiences in Vietnam >admits to f------ a dead Vietnamese woman with his buddy >had an o--- with 7 Vietnamese women at once >admitted to f------ "at the very least" 100 Vietnamese women during his time in Vietnam >apparently has never told my father about these things and to quote "keep it between us" There's no way in hell I don't have Vietnamese cousins

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Anonymous (ID: MTEswNQT Will the GirlsDoPorn case chan(...) 11/07/19(Thu)20:40:46 No.232474502 file not found.png 793 KB PNG We've had some good discussions on this. To recap the situation: >Girl turns 18, strapped for cash to pay for tuition, looks for modeling ads on craigslist. >Finds a gig offering $5,000 for tasteful bikini shoot >They offer to fly girl to San Diego, pay for a 5-star suite, etc. >Once there on set, girl is told she will do hardcore p--- and take a facial >Girl tries to back out and is screamed at, insulted, told she is worthless and will have to reimburse the company for the tickets and suite >Is further told the video will be sold only on DVD to wealthy Australians, no one back home will know >2 months later, video is released on the internet complete with girl's real name and hometown, the producers purposefully made sure her friends/family found out >Girls life is ruined, quits school, often turns to booze This happened to over 500 girls. Now the FBI has arrested the employees and they are facing life in prison for sex trafficking.

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Anonymous 06/23/22(Thu)19:14:47 No.880697811 >be me >horny as all f--- >depressed cause i have no luck getting bitches >decide f--- it >femboypillacquired.exe >set all statuses on every dating service i use to feminine males 48 KB PNG >start getting messages >these boy hos call me daddy >f--- it, female enough >actually enjoy plowing their asses and then them caring for me at the end of it >one of them even made me breakfast >one of them suggested a threesome with a girl they knew >feel happy >feel accepted i took the gay pill anons, and f---, do i feel good

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Anonymous /fit/ Poetry Corner 15 KB JPG 07/24/21 (Sat)20:26:33 No.62728875 a poem >There once was a surgeon named Keith >Who circumcised men with his teeth >'Twas not for leisure, or sexual pleasure >But to get at the cheese underneath thank you

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maxresdefault.jpg 88 KB JPG >"Shut the f--- up and don't interrupt me, you fat nerd."

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: Anonymous 119 KB PNG 2 Replies 05/20/22(Fri)23:06:39 No.68713943 >yeah, f--- my p----, daddy >stretch me out >deeper >harder >000, c-- in my tight little p----, daddy These are words that left your mother's mouth View Thread : Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)23:09:21 No.68713968 Nah. My dad was broken for the longest time. Im fairly certain my parents have only had sex 4 times.

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>Be me >Looking on rubmaps for an Asian massage parlor >Find a place and head over there >Greeted by 5/10 Asian chick leads me to room >asks me to strip and then turns on a radio >is playing smooth jazz >I do what she says and she leaves after I pay >eventually comes back and the massage is pretty good >asks me to turn over >I comply >Hard as a rock by now >Song switches to a sax cover of "Sound of Silence" >Trying not to lose my s--- >She asks "You want" while doing the h------ motion >I say yes >One if the best hand jobs I've ever recieved but I was trying not to laugh the whole time >Finish >I give tip and leave >I walk down the street cackling like a mad man.

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