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Anonymous From the business owner 02/01/21(Mon)21:37:54 No.23517765 MEGA MOTORS- 972-544-MEGA 00DC96EA-AAA1-4815-8144-3A170D9E89A7.jpg 262 KB JPG >>23517819 # Anonymous >>23517667 (OP) # Here is your average day at Mega Motors 02/01/21(Mon)21:49:40 No.23517819 >>23517765 (You) # There is so much ghetto emotion being conveyed in this picture, it's like a work of art. A piece that expresses the lives of people who have only ever shopped at Dollar Tree and Goodwill.

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Board /tv/ - Television & Film Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 03/11/25(Tue)20:07:26 No.209303725 Presented by: ALEXANDER WHITFIELD RE/MAX Brokered by: RE/MAX PREFERRED-OFALLON PREFERRED 1/43 日田 Contingent $67,500 Est. $502/mo 6 bed 2 bath 6.447 sqft lot 649-651 N 39th, East Saint Louis, IL 62205 593 KB PNG >>209303672 (OP). >Quality housing in America is unaffo-ACK! Anonymous >>209303725 >east st louis Schedule a tour Choose your preferred day 29 དྷབྷཱ Sun Mon Tue 31> Aug Aug Aug O Video Select In-person More about this property Email agent To connect right away, call (618) 227-9243 By calling or otherwise proceeding, you consent to receive calls and texts at the number you provide, including marketing by autodialer and prerecorded and artificial voice, and email, from realtor.com and others about your inquiry and other home- related matters, but not as a condition of any purchase. More... 03/11/25(Tue)20:08:54 No.209303757

5 KB GIF I'll start. >live in mediterranean s------- that's muslim on paper but most people are fairly secular/don't give a f--- about religion >muslim dude frequents my gym, has a ridiculously long beard >think Alan Thrall but with jet black hair >Bloatlord physique >Start every set by saying "BISMILLAH" (In the name of allah) >today, he walks in and goes straight to the flat bench, no warm-up >starts doing sets of 12 BP with 1.5 pl8 >Lost track of how many sets he did but he starts reaching failure >bar stops moving halfway through the ROM >every vein in his face starts to pop >can hear him saying "YA ALLAH" through his teeth >bar goes up >my f------ face

Anonymous just had a nightmare straight (...) 12/28/22(Wed)10:47:54 No.33707120 CBR 94 KB JPG hoard >be me >recently getting into modded Minecraft > it's like 4 am >fell asleep on my laptop >start dreaming >I'm on my laptop again >helping my village fight off a zombie > I just killed a skeleton when I turned around to shoot at another >it's not a skeleton >see this massive white thing just walking near some oak trees (*its about 5 blocks tall) >looks like a mix of mr.corneille from gumball and a pain demon from yandere sim >it rushes at me picks me up and bites my head (still in game) >the screen is black with glitching at the bottom and top with teeth marks playing some scream noise on repeat like when a game freezes >my light up keyboard irl turns off except for the words 'the end is near' >I wake up >wtaf

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Sappho and her enemy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/09/22(Sat) 22:37:48 No.69353561 >be me, female (relevant to story) >first chair flute in uni >become friends with second chair, we rent an apartment together sophomore year. >I admire the hell out of her and she is beautiful, wish I were her. >think we are both introverted girls, develop some feelings for her, maybe she will come to love me. >sign on together for a 24 month lease which ended up being a great deal as prices skyrocketed shortly after. >only two f------ days after we move in and are settled, she tells me she has a boyfriend and introduces me to him. 13 KB JPG >Have to listen to this slob defile her body almost every night and just generally be disgusting. >Filled with too much anger and disgust that I have to cry myself to sleep, and the stress is affecting my playing and studies. >have to clean the apartment all by myself since her and her boyfriend are messy, leave sink full of dishes. >month 3 they start bringing more friends over to hang out late into the night and do drugs, have to clean all of my clothes constantly to get rid of the skunk smell of pot. I identify so hard with dudes on here, I am living in hell. I feel like I have become her cuck, but its even worse than that since she doesn't even see me as a sexual being, just a "thing" to clean her apartment and help her with school.

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Anon writes a greentext | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 200 KB JPG Kms 06/16/18(Sat)22:53:06 No.771737312 >/b/ me >write incredibly long greentext about the sad story of my relationship with my gf and our breakup >go to post it mousetrap >file was too big >lost the story >remember i haven't linked a picture >put this stupid picture of this fish in a

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Anon doesn’t care about the children either | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I'M: APISSED Roe v Wade: Thousands march to White House for abortion rights >average child reared to the age of 18 costs over $200,000 >over 20k children age out of foster homes every year >the only thing stopping people from just going to another state is money, so just making poor people poorer C Then thered in the US capital on Saturday marching through pering rain and risk to pretest the reversal of abarti month 595 KB JPG Seriously, is there any non-religious explanation for why people support this? Is it just a petty attempt to "own the libs"? : Anonymous Salusti Splasti 07/09/22(Sat)15:51:10 No.881728232 What logic is there behind reversing Roe vs Wade? Your opinions trash 18 KB JPG 07/09/22(Sat)16:09:04 No.881729008 Something to think about: 1. Most abortions are sought by low income women/families 2. Military has been missing recruiting goals for a while now - appeal to low income kids? 3. WW3 about to break out 3a. If WW3 goes nuclear, all these extra kids are potential survivors rather than potential soldiers Regardless of where you sit politically, open your eyes to the fact that ALL of your rights are on the chopping block if getting rid of them serves a purpose. They give you the rights to buy your vote, they take the rights away when it suits them.

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proud virgin anon | /r/Greentext

09:37 X /pol/ - ANGLOS W... boards.4chan.org Board/pol/ - Politically Incorrect : Anonymous (ID: BwcnwclA) □ L >>385922565 # 61% : Settings Mobile Home >>385911828 (OP) # Idk I have very pure Nordic genes. I'm 39 and childless, but I'm not about to lose my virginity to some slav w----. 07/09/22(Sat)06:26:03 No.385915958

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Anon‘s girlfriend won‘t stop farting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: qcqw+HFF 167 KB JPG 07/09/20(Thu)23:57:38 No.267224774 >gf keep farting during sex >i tell her to stop >>267225105 # >stop what >stop farting >im not farting >keep f------ her >she keeps farting : Anonymous (ID: 7/3bbaXz 07/10/20(Fri)00:00:08 No.267225026 Best thread on 4chan right now

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anon trolls girls at mcdonald's | /r/Greentext

File: 9f5.jpg (62 KB, 800x450) Anonymous 09/20/20(Sun)16:27:12 No.836366234 > be me > hanging at mcdonalds > see two gorls sitting near by > 8/10 and 6/10 respectively > 8/10 gets up to go to the bathroom > showtime.jpg > get up from my seat and lock eyes with 6/10 > approach her head on and sit down in her friend's seat > start rapidly shovelling 8/10's fries into my mouth > 6/10 is too shocked to do anything > when all the fries are gone I go back to my seat and resume eating my meal > 8/10 comes back and sees her fries are gone, starts yelling at her friend > you bitch why did you eat all my fries > it wasn't me it was that guy! She points at me > her friend just straight up doesn't believe her > accuses her of lying and walks out of the restaurant > 6/10 still sitting there, staring at me dumbfounded > casually finish eating my meal and leave

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Trial and error | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/10/22(Sun)02:20:05 No.69351635 >volunteer at a summer camp >meet a girl I like who's also volunteering >get her snap >go home >struggling with how to tell her I like her >she tells me she's going on a date before I can and also she's gay f--- 19 KB JPG

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Anon is a pedophile | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 272 KB JPG We hug all the time and she's about an inch taller than me so when we hug it feels normal and not that I'm overpowering her or anything like that. She also thinks it's cute and regularly rests her head on my shoilders. 02/08/22(Tue)00:11:16 No.872274700 Anonymous : Anonymous Anonymous I find my 13 year old neighbour attractive and I'm 25, /b/. Am I a p--- or pervert? Am I wrong for finding her really attractive and always hugging each other /b/? 94 KB PNG 02/08/22(Tue)00:12:39 No.872274768 02/08/22(Tue)00:13:43 No.872274827 02/08/22(Tue)00:15:29 No.872274908 >>872274700 (OP) # >I find my 13 year old neighbour attractive >I'm 25 >she's about an inch taller than me What. A. F------. Loser.

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Anon tries to reject his true self | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I got animal crossing recently and I swear to f------ god this game is trying to make me a trans or a subby trap or some s---. >all the characters give me girl clothing >forced to do gardening to get money >characters refer to me with patronizing titles as if I was a child >go into the clothing shop to get new threads >my character, a GUY, frowns when i try on tradmale clothing and only smiles if i try on fem clothes or childish/babyish clothing >entire game feels like they assume a 3 year old girl is playing it 30 KB PNG 07/10/22(Sun)00:04:20 No.881726352 >the characters also try to guilt trip you if you take a break from it as well what the f--- >>881726670 # : Anonymous >>881726352 (OP) # Get it over with and just get the HRT. 07/10/22(Sun)00:06:33 No.881726444

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Anon sucks at weekends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 166 KB JPG 07/09/22(Sat)00:32:03 No.881688094 >>881688486 # >be me >work a 9-5 job in an office >have no friends >eventually told him I don't do much anymore >still keeps asking me >sarcastically says "big plans this weekend?" every single week : Anonymous >manager asks me every week what my plans are for the weekend why are people like this? I just want to show up and do my job then go home. 58 KB JPG >used to lie but ran out of ideas and he'd follow up asking me about the plans on monday : Anonymous >>881688094 (OP) # i think its just a habit normies do to each other or its just a standard thing to say. 07/09/22(Sat)00:36:15 No.881688309 07/09/22(Sat)00:38:24 No.881688402 >>881688094 (OP) # >>"big plans this weekend anon you f------ loser Imao"

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Anonymous From the business owner 02/01/21(Mon)21:37:54 No.23517765 MEGA MOTORS- 972-544-MEGA 00DC96EA-AAA1-4815-8144-3A170D9E89A7.jpg 262 KB JPG >>23517819 # Anonymous >>23517667 (OP) # Here is your average day at Mega Motors 02/01/21(Mon)21:49:40 No.23517819 >>23517765 (You) # There is so much ghetto emotion being conveyed in this picture, it's like a work of art. A piece that expresses the lives of people who have only ever shopped at Dollar Tree and Goodwill.

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