The Interrogation of Stephen McDaniel
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![413531-CosmicBrownies ina (195 KB, 800x600) gooqle iadb LUN Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun) 13:00:34 No.28470756 [ 2-28470732竺24470790 >Last Night's D&D session DM decides to reveal that he's actually a bit of an amateur chef >Spends ten minutes puttering around in the kitchen, and we hear the constant churning noise of a blender >Comes back with large mugs filled with a thick, brown liquicd Pt's my cosmic brownie shake. Just try it -Try it It tastes like sex with an angel Everyone drains their mugs > Don't worry, there's plenty left! You can drink as much as you want And, the best part is, its actually really healthy for you! We start playing, continuing to drink the tasty shakes the entire time >About an hour in, I start to feel funny >One guy dashes off to the bathroom, and a few seconds later we hear him screaming S"ITS LIKE SNAKES. ITS LIKE SNAKES ARE IN MY GUTS AND ARE TEARING APART MY A------. >No one has any idea what he's talking about One minute later Everyone knows what he's talking about manage to reach one of the three bathrooms >Pain >Agonizing pain Like my liver is strangling my stomach while my intestines tie themselves into knots >l am s------- and crying and occasionally screaming Hear screaming coming from outside the window One guy didn't manage to get into a bathroom He's screaming and crying and s------- outside in the backyarod Neighbors walk out of their house to see whats going on >Guy in the backyard is pleading with them to kill him Everyone spends the entire night just s------- and crying l just got back home and I think I lost thirty pounds Gaming food thread? [-]O Anonymous 1 1/24/13(Sun)13:02:47 No.28470782 [▼] >>28470798 >>28470804 >>28470828 228470756 (0P Did you get the recipe?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/712/084/c6d.png "c6d.png")
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